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# Is there anyone else out there who thinks..


..that Sheriff John Bunnell from Worlds Wildest Police Videos is a bit of a fruit-loop ?? And to think he used to be a Sheriff... Can you imagine him stopping you ?

'Hi, I'm Sheriff John Bunnell - I saw you blast down the break-down lane in your Chevvy cruiser, possibly DUI while cutting off a police ve...hicle. You're going down to the state jail...'
(G-Funk, Wed 24 Sep 2003, 13:55, archived)
# I hadn't really...
...given it any serious thought.
(I helped save b3ta! sick_boy, Wed 24 Sep 2003, 13:56, archived)
# hahaha
indeed he is mental, and almost as orange as the duke.

(I helped save b3ta! Dr. Kitteny Berk almost certainly drunk, Wed 24 Sep 2003, 13:57, archived)
# And the best thing about "Worlds Wildest Police Videos / Police Chases / etc"
..is that it's always on TV - night and day - just scroll through Channel 5, Bravo, Bravo+1, Sky One, Men and Motors.. etc etc..
(G-Funk, Wed 24 Sep 2003, 14:00, archived)
# hehe
need a "worlds wildest *.*" channel
(I helped save b3ta! Dr. Kitteny Berk almost certainly drunk, Wed 24 Sep 2003, 14:02, archived)
# My word...
..he has UK fan site but don't all click on it or the Geocities bandwith limit will.. oh bugger, too late..

B3ta should get an interview with him.. "b3ta suspects surrounded the deputy - who resorted to force to blast his way out in his Chevvy Cruiser Police Vehicle..."

He always uses the words, "blast", "slingshot", "chevvy", "cruiser", "DUI" and more in every show...
(G-Funk, Wed 24 Sep 2003, 14:06, archived)
# police officer uses police terms shock.
I once heard a builder use the words "bricks" "mortar" "spirit level" "hod" and "teabreak".
(the original woodsman, Wed 24 Sep 2003, 14:31, archived)
# nice teeth though
(aren't sherifs a sort of weird public appointed almost policemen)
(I helped save b3ta! alistair, Wed 24 Sep 2003, 13:57, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! Baz Fuck off, Wed 24 Sep 2003, 13:57, archived)
# haha!
(I helped save b3ta! Bitchy Teresa is bitchy, duh., Wed 24 Sep 2003, 13:59, archived)
# it's not as good as the guardians (i think) poll
'Are internet polls accurate?' :)
www.b3ta.com/board/643012
(I helped save b3ta! Professor Fnord Regius Professor of B3ta Chronology, Wed 24 Sep 2003, 13:59, archived)
# how did that one turn out
(1, Wed 24 Sep 2003, 14:00, archived)
# 'Only the ones on Guardian unlimited'
won :)
(I helped save b3ta! Professor Fnord Regius Professor of B3ta Chronology, Wed 24 Sep 2003, 14:01, archived)
# it has it's limits
(I helped save b3ta! Sunshine Elephant, Wed 24 Sep 2003, 14:04, archived)
# A bit like this:
(I helped save b3ta! HP hasn't been here in aaaaaages, Wed 24 Sep 2003, 14:03, archived)
# Ahhh...
great days...
(I helped save b3ta! Baz Fuck off, Wed 24 Sep 2003, 14:06, archived)
# hehehehe
do you think we went a bit overboard?
(I helped save b3ta! Professor Fnord Regius Professor of B3ta Chronology, Wed 24 Sep 2003, 14:07, archived)
# tee-hee
Not at all. I'm sure they appreciated our vigour!
(I helped save b3ta! butchbint, Wed 24 Sep 2003, 14:14, archived)
# Nice
(I helped save b3ta! Ravenous bug-blatter beast, Wed 24 Sep 2003, 14:01, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! new_matt, Wed 24 Sep 2003, 14:04, archived)
# Careful...
(I helped save b3ta! Baz Fuck off, Wed 24 Sep 2003, 14:07, archived)
# i'm sneaking my own bandwagon in before
anyone notices
(I helped save b3ta! new_matt, Wed 24 Sep 2003, 14:16, archived)
# "In this case it was
Out of the frying pan, into the jail cell.."
(I helped save b3ta! Kris Fucking Kristofferson, Wed 24 Sep 2003, 13:57, archived)
# My favourite was from worlds dumbest drivers
"before parking behind that dump truck, make sure that DUMP truck driver isn't a DUMB truck driver"
(I helped save b3ta! alistair, Wed 24 Sep 2003, 14:00, archived)
# Pure Class
(I helped save b3ta! Kris Fucking Kristofferson, Wed 24 Sep 2003, 14:05, archived)
# is he in space?
(I helped save b3ta! Sunshine Elephant, Wed 24 Sep 2003, 13:57, archived)
# this joy-rider thought he was going to have a swell ride
...but all he got was a short ride in the back of a cruiser to jail.

I love JB.

I believe him.
About everything.
(I helped save b3ta! Zak McFlimby Twibbling @McFlimby, Wed 24 Sep 2003, 13:58, archived)
# "He makes a mad dash for the exit,
but this cops wits are faster than him"
(I helped save b3ta! Kris Fucking Kristofferson, Wed 24 Sep 2003, 13:59, archived)
# Shame his name's not..
oh, i've just done that one
(I helped save b3ta! Professor Fnord Regius Professor of B3ta Chronology, Wed 24 Sep 2003, 13:58, archived)
# Do you reckon he speaks like that in everyday life?
And why is everybody always a 'suspect'? I mean, innocent until proven guilty is fair enough, but when you see the video of them running out of the bank with a shotgun in their hands, that's pretty damn conclusive if you ask me.
(I helped save b3ta! HP hasn't been here in aaaaaages, Wed 24 Sep 2003, 13:59, archived)
# I love him.
You have to watch the action going on in the background while he introduces the next batch of moronic clips.
Bloody comedy gold.
(I helped save b3ta! Samsonite, Wed 24 Sep 2003, 13:59, archived)
# he
looks a bit like Grif Rhys Jones who , in my opinion , makes the word "crunch" actually sound crunchy when he says it
(I helped save b3ta! Tedmus, Wed 24 Sep 2003, 14:02, archived)