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# turn
on
the
radio
(I helped save b3ta! Sunshine Elephant, Wed 24 Sep 2003, 20:18, archived)
# GAAAAAHHH! fucking radio. i've always hated it
*kick* *kick*
(I helped save b3ta! spacefish bong!, Wed 24 Sep 2003, 20:19, archived)
# hum
(I helped save b3ta! Sunshine Elephant, Wed 24 Sep 2003, 20:20, archived)
# i'm your biggest fan!
(I helped save b3ta! Kaiser, Wed 24 Sep 2003, 20:20, archived)
# tfftfftfftfftfftfftfftfftfftfftff
if you can think of better onomatopoeia for the sound a fan makes, let me know.
(I helped save b3ta! _null_, Wed 24 Sep 2003, 20:21, archived)
# rrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr...
:)
(I helped save b3ta! Kaiser, Wed 24 Sep 2003, 20:22, archived)
# but a choppy noise makes it seem more industrial
(I helped save b3ta! _null_, Wed 24 Sep 2003, 20:22, archived)
# there should be a ministry brand!
(I helped save b3ta! Kaiser, Wed 24 Sep 2003, 20:23, archived)
# vfft..vfft..vfft..vfft..vfft
(I helped save b3ta! munkt0n, Wed 24 Sep 2003, 20:28, archived)
# hmm, maybe
this is possibly an opportunity for a very large debate.
(I helped save b3ta! _null_, Wed 24 Sep 2003, 20:28, archived)
# *industrial fan* *industrial fan* *industrial fan*
(I helped save b3ta! dogsbollocks, Wed 24 Sep 2003, 20:29, archived)
# radio could save your life, technically
i won't go into details. it might upset you if you've just had dinner.
(I helped save b3ta! _null_, Wed 24 Sep 2003, 20:20, archived)
# go on
i want details
(I helped save b3ta! ChaosTime The Fucking Moon Lord, Wed 24 Sep 2003, 20:23, archived)
# basically
when you have a heart attack, a proven way of reviving yourself without CPR is to rip out the offending organ, attach it and tune it in to radio 4, then wait until you either collapse or the heart gains the quiet, relaxing and informative approach radio 4 offers, and returns to a more peaceful lifestyle inside your bloody open chest cavity.
(I helped save b3ta! _null_, Wed 24 Sep 2003, 20:25, archived)
# i need to try that
(the three chickens wrench sauce says my cat is evil, Wed 24 Sep 2003, 20:31, archived)
# but radio two is more relaxing
(I helped save b3ta! ChaosTime The Fucking Moon Lord, Wed 24 Sep 2003, 20:31, archived)
# it has
to have a certain degree of exitement in order to restart the heart
(DeviousMiscreant, Wed 24 Sep 2003, 20:32, archived)
# or
hey radio, you want to come back to mine for... coffee? i know all the ways to pleasure a transistor
(I helped save b3ta! spacefish bong!, Wed 24 Sep 2003, 20:21, archived)
# haven't you
got better things to be doing than listening to the radio?
(I helped save b3ta! zerolicious, Wed 24 Sep 2003, 20:24, archived)
# yes
but i've already done them twice tonight
(I helped save b3ta! spacefish bong!, Wed 24 Sep 2003, 20:30, archived)
# radio sucks
apart from Total Rock

im listenin to the new MUSE album
(DeviousMiscreant, Wed 24 Sep 2003, 20:21, archived)
# Does it rock mightily?
(I helped save b3ta! King Ralph is drunk, Wed 24 Sep 2003, 20:22, archived)
# it rocks
like cattle in a shed full of COCAINE
(I helped save b3ta! _null_, Wed 24 Sep 2003, 20:23, archived)
# Good good, I've got £2 off somewhere, might have to use it...
(I helped save b3ta! King Ralph is drunk, Wed 24 Sep 2003, 20:24, archived)
# Blimeh
I forgot it was out already
*curses under breath*
(I helped save b3ta! useful_idiot, Wed 24 Sep 2003, 20:25, archived)
# tis good
and very very MUSE*

*weird but good
(DeviousMiscreant, Wed 24 Sep 2003, 20:28, archived)
# music on the radio today
is utter bollocks, only good radio is shoutcast
(I helped save b3ta! Haku Orange Whip? Orange Whip? Three Orange Whips., Wed 24 Sep 2003, 20:22, archived)
# Radio?
How quaint.
(I helped save b3ta! useful_idiot, Wed 24 Sep 2003, 20:20, archived)
# light
fireworks
in
bathroom
(I helped save b3ta! _null_, Wed 24 Sep 2003, 20:20, archived)
# while
listening to the radio?
(I helped save b3ta! anythingbutthisactually, Wed 24 Sep 2003, 20:21, archived)
# while
cutting
one's
toenails
(I helped save b3ta! _null_, Wed 24 Sep 2003, 20:22, archived)
# ... and listen to Götterdämmerung on Radio 3.
Less than two hours left (it started at 5pm).
I've been waiting for another chance to plug Wagner here - although not everyone likes it:
(I helped save b3ta! Cassidy : Vissi d'arte, Wed 24 Sep 2003, 20:34, archived)