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# Wallpaper based on oooooold joke.

1280 x 1024
1024 x 768
(I helped save b3ta! helmetcream, Wed 24 Sep 2003, 22:42, archived)
# ...yes.....that old chesnut....



/lost
(I helped save b3ta! lo, the OTHER greebo warrior, Wed 24 Sep 2003, 22:43, archived)
# Nope, don't get...
please explain!
(I helped save b3ta! King Ralph is drunk, Wed 24 Sep 2003, 22:44, archived)
# Read the text
Or it's here in readable form:

" ACHTUNG! ALLES LOOKENSPEEPERS!

Das computermachine ist nicht fuer gefingerpoken und
mittengrabben. Ist easy schnappen der springenwerk,
blowenfusen und poppencorken mit spitzensparken. Ist nicht
fuer gewerken bei das dumpkopfen. Das rubbernecken
sichtseeren keepen das cotten-pickenen hans in das pockets
muss; relaxen und watchen das blinkenlichten."
(I helped save b3ta! HP hasn't been here in aaaaaages, Wed 24 Sep 2003, 22:45, archived)
# Ha ha ha!
Very good!
(I helped save b3ta! King Ralph is drunk, Wed 24 Sep 2003, 22:46, archived)
# I don't read foreign.
(goat thinks you're shit, Wed 24 Sep 2003, 22:47, archived)
# I speak French, Japanese, and a smidgen of Spanish
But I don't speak German
(I helped save b3ta! Cadmus has teh uplikn coeds at, Wed 24 Sep 2003, 22:49, archived)
# You don't need to.
Read it.
(I helped save b3ta! helmetcream, Wed 24 Sep 2003, 22:50, archived)
# there is an opposite of that
in cod-english for german speakers
(I helped save b3ta! Spoon, Wed 24 Sep 2003, 22:52, archived)
# Indeed there is
ATTENTION

This room is fullfilled mit special electronische
equippment. Fingergrabbing and pressing the cnoeppkes from
the computers is allowed for die experts only! So all the
"lefthanders" stay away and do not disturben the
brainstorming von here working intelligencies. Otherwise
you will be out thrown and kicked anderswhere! Also: please
keep still and only watchen astaunished the blinkenlights.
(I helped save b3ta! HP hasn't been here in aaaaaages, Wed 24 Sep 2003, 22:53, archived)
# lefthanders eh
grrr, I'm a lefty, too much stick, where are all the universal gadgets
(I helped save b3ta! Wildheart Baby. Drunken Mess In A Good Way, Wed 24 Sep 2003, 22:58, archived)
# I have a
left handed keyboard. Alt Gr is on the wrong side...
(I helped save b3ta! helmetcream, Wed 24 Sep 2003, 22:59, archived)
# cool
that's good to hear things like that exist
(I helped save b3ta! Wildheart Baby. Drunken Mess In A Good Way, Wed 24 Sep 2003, 23:04, archived)
# I also have
a prescription windscreen in my car...
(I helped save b3ta! helmetcream, Wed 24 Sep 2003, 23:07, archived)
# you should
tell pep :)
(I helped save b3ta! Spoon, Wed 24 Sep 2003, 23:14, archived)
# ATTENTION
This room is fullfilled mit special electronische equippment.
Fingergrabbing and pressing the cnoeppkes from the computers is
allowed for die experts only! So all the “lefthanders” stay away
and do not disturben the brainstorming von here working
intelligencies. Otherwise you will be out thrown and kicked
anderswhere! Also: please keep still and only watchen astaunished
the blinkenlights.

*edit* Damn! b3tan :)
(I helped save b3ta! helmetcream, Wed 24 Sep 2003, 22:53, archived)
# thats the one
i was trying to find it in a book, until i realised some bugger has pinched it
(I helped save b3ta! Spoon, Wed 24 Sep 2003, 23:01, archived)
# hahahahahhaah!
I love you man.
(I helped save b3ta! Alfie, Wed 24 Sep 2003, 23:01, archived)
# Hey,
you're not so bad yourself ;)
(I helped save b3ta! helmetcream, Wed 24 Sep 2003, 23:09, archived)
#
i think you two want to take another look at that
(I helped save b3ta! Spoon, Wed 24 Sep 2003, 22:50, archived)
# you don't have to
it's not real german
(I helped save b3ta! kitty meow meow, Wed 24 Sep 2003, 22:51, archived)
# If it's not real
then what do Germans speak?!
/confused.
(I helped save b3ta! mnb098mnb used to be here, Wed 24 Sep 2003, 23:02, archived)
# Just
read it :)
(I helped save b3ta! helmetcream, Wed 24 Sep 2003, 23:08, archived)
# German's not real?
checks snopes....
(I helped save b3ta! mnb098mnb used to be here, Wed 24 Sep 2003, 23:13, archived)
# Nope.
It's probably not on snopes either.
(I helped save b3ta! helmetcream, Wed 24 Sep 2003, 23:26, archived)
# I understand the joke Mr Bucket
(I helped save b3ta! mnb098mnb used to be here, Wed 24 Sep 2003, 23:29, archived)
# You don't
Now, just keep readin snopes...

;o)
(I helped save b3ta! helmetcream, Wed 24 Sep 2003, 23:31, archived)
# ah!
the old exclamation mark 3 red dots joke. never gets old :)
('Andeh', Wed 24 Sep 2003, 22:44, archived)