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# Sex with dogs.
People sicken me.
(I helped save b3ta! bovine I'm so old, even my old is old, Thu 25 Sep 2003, 11:23, archived)
# I know
Dogs are horrid.
(I helped save b3ta! butchbint, Thu 25 Sep 2003, 11:25, archived)
# Have sex
with Elk.
(I helped save b3ta! bovine I'm so old, even my old is old, Thu 25 Sep 2003, 11:27, archived)
# Or a
gnu
(I helped save b3ta! butchbint, Thu 25 Sep 2003, 11:32, archived)
# Or
an Okapi.
(I helped save b3ta! bovine I'm so old, even my old is old, Thu 25 Sep 2003, 11:33, archived)
# or a gazelle
or is that just too far....
(I helped save b3ta! jiva nearly always up for a game of scrabble, Thu 25 Sep 2003, 11:33, archived)
# Gazelles are fine,
they're just hard to catch.
(I helped save b3ta! bovine I'm so old, even my old is old, Thu 25 Sep 2003, 11:36, archived)
# could always
try wild boar, but then its getting a bit rough again...
(I helped save b3ta! jiva nearly always up for a game of scrabble, Thu 25 Sep 2003, 11:37, archived)
# i've had a few boars in my time
(I helped save b3ta! popt_art, Thu 25 Sep 2003, 11:47, archived)
# careful
with hedgehogs though
(radja, Thu 25 Sep 2003, 11:33, archived)
# yep,
and you can with a Giraffe if you stand on a stool.
(I helped save b3ta! bovine I'm so old, even my old is old, Thu 25 Sep 2003, 11:36, archived)
# at least it couldn't sue you
it's open source anyways.
(I helped save b3ta! sinisterduck, Thu 25 Sep 2003, 11:33, archived)
# pfft
(I helped save b3ta! Pootle, Thu 25 Sep 2003, 11:40, archived)
# With their scratchy claws and everything
AND they object if you smoke afterwards.
(BeAst - did it wrong on:, Thu 25 Sep 2003, 11:27, archived)
# Dogs are nice
People are horrid ;)
(I helped save b3ta! Mornington Crescent Come the Envolution ..., Thu 25 Sep 2003, 11:43, archived)
# A female friend of a friend of mine
would plaster her cunt in Pedigree Chum so her dog would lick it off.

Unconfirmed %age of FACT.
(I helped save b3ta! Baz Fuck off, Thu 25 Sep 2003, 11:27, archived)
# "Plaster her cunt"
was that you?
(BeAst - did it wrong on:, Thu 25 Sep 2003, 11:29, archived)
# Don't be rude.
(I helped save b3ta! Baz Fuck off, Thu 25 Sep 2003, 11:31, archived)
# *hug*
(BeAst - did it wrong on:, Thu 25 Sep 2003, 11:31, archived)
# Get off me
gay boy.
(I helped save b3ta! Baz Fuck off, Thu 25 Sep 2003, 11:35, archived)
# you love it,
you whore.
(BeAst - did it wrong on:, Thu 25 Sep 2003, 11:39, archived)
# I heard it was
Nutella


100% Hearsay
(I helped save b3ta! Mornington Crescent Come the Envolution ..., Thu 25 Sep 2003, 11:30, archived)
# james calman
at school did that, apparently
(doktored, Thu 25 Sep 2003, 11:32, archived)
# I think we need to know more
about Master Calman :)
(I helped save b3ta! Mornington Crescent Come the Envolution ..., Thu 25 Sep 2003, 11:49, archived)
# Someone I know
was at a party, he stumbled into a bedroom to find the hostess in the same situation

Veracity uncertain.
(I helped save b3ta! butchbint, Thu 25 Sep 2003, 11:30, archived)
# there is
promoter who works for metropolis who was caught with his dick in ice cream dressed up in a ballet tutu a years back

Funny as this guy is 6' 5" and throws his wieght around like he is mike tyson, when apparently he just a little bruno.

/gossips
(doktored, Thu 25 Sep 2003, 11:34, archived)
# thats nasty
nasty nasty nasty!
(I helped save b3ta! jiva nearly always up for a game of scrabble, Thu 25 Sep 2003, 11:36, archived)
# I guess it would depend on the type of dog
and how sharp its teeth are.
(I helped save b3ta! Baz Fuck off, Thu 25 Sep 2003, 11:39, archived)