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# This was done for a laugh by a friend of mine....
'Ladies and gents,

Recently, you may have seen a series of emails flying around showing 'stupid items' for sale on sites such as Ebay. Most frighteningly of all, said items were actually going for quite a decent price. So, as an experiment to discover how truly stupid some human beings are (and because I'm bored and hate writing documentation) I have put the following, truly useless, and utterly stupid item for sale on Ebay, which I hope to fetch a fair price from:

cgi.ebay.co.uk/ws/eBayISAPI.dll?ViewItem&item=2954574510

Please forward this email to a load of your friends, and hope that they in turn forward it onto some truly stupid people (because, after all, YOU wouldn't be friends with anyone stupid enough to bid on this) and we'll see how high the bidding goes.

Yours boredly. '
(Mr Joe Bangles, Wed 1 Oct 2003, 16:22, archived)
# That's hilarious.
(I helped save b3ta! Baz Fuck off, Wed 1 Oct 2003, 16:23, archived)
# It is.
How are your sides holding up?
(I helped save b3ta! Lumpbucket tekcubpmuL, Wed 1 Oct 2003, 16:25, archived)
# mine
found it quite soothing
(I helped save b3ta! barnesy, Wed 1 Oct 2003, 16:26, archived)
# Whoops,
there go mine. Medic!
(I helped save b3ta! pxyzyzygy, Wed 1 Oct 2003, 16:26, archived)
# Mine went fairly quick,
but luckily i always carry a spare set.
(I helped save b3ta! Lumpbucket tekcubpmuL, Wed 1 Oct 2003, 16:27, archived)
# Luckily I'm wearing a truss
to keep mine in.
(I helped save b3ta! butchbint, Wed 1 Oct 2003, 16:28, archived)
# have you borrowed
the national truss?
(I helped save b3ta! Lumpbucket tekcubpmuL, Wed 1 Oct 2003, 16:29, archived)
# I'm a national
trussure
(I helped save b3ta! butchbint, Wed 1 Oct 2003, 16:34, archived)
# I've always supported ancient piles.
(I helped save b3ta! pxyzyzygy, Wed 1 Oct 2003, 16:35, archived)
# I'm being suckled by a phalanx of badgers.
(I helped save b3ta! Baz Fuck off, Wed 1 Oct 2003, 16:28, archived)
# Thought
you were moving on to foxes?
(I helped save b3ta! butchbint, Wed 1 Oct 2003, 16:29, archived)
# 59% of baz supports foxes
(I helped save b3ta! new_matt, Wed 1 Oct 2003, 16:30, archived)
# that's more than
enough for most foxes.
(I helped save b3ta! butchbint, Wed 1 Oct 2003, 16:37, archived)
# at least you not being
fucked by a cock.

cgi.ebay.co.uk/ws/eBayISAPI.dll?ViewItem&item=3244061914&category=373
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Wed 1 Oct 2003, 16:30, archived)
# about 2". Very nice handworking.
(I helped save b3ta! thorpe www.voodootrombonequartet.com, Wed 1 Oct 2003, 16:34, archived)
# 2 inch eh?

Lucky cock.
(I helped save b3ta! Danblez, Wed 1 Oct 2003, 16:39, archived)
# According to the news on XFM
There's a bottle of Bristol tap water on there for £11...
(myrtle_t_tyrtle, Wed 1 Oct 2003, 16:23, archived)
# I'm guessing the bidding
goes nowhere
(I helped save b3ta! huggybear, Wed 1 Oct 2003, 16:24, archived)
# "geinuely"?
"authetic"?
(I helped save b3ta! Lumpbucket tekcubpmuL, Wed 1 Oct 2003, 16:24, archived)
# iliteratte
(I helped save b3ta! new_matt, Wed 1 Oct 2003, 16:30, archived)
# I'm guessing that's deliberate...
...because let's face it - it's only going to be AOLers who bid for it...
(I helped save b3ta! brainstuff can eat a whole shredded wheat, Wed 1 Oct 2003, 16:32, archived)
# ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha
zzz...
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Wed 1 Oct 2003, 16:24, archived)
# I just emailed you to
www.whattheheck.com/ebay/
(Juan Sanchez Villa-Lobos Ramirez is seriously considering a shorter username, Wed 1 Oct 2003, 16:26, archived)
# I'm pissing myself
No. I'm not laughing, just pissing myself.
(I helped save b3ta! F5 F5 F5 Can't be arsed., Wed 1 Oct 2003, 16:26, archived)
# Do you need a tissue?


Speaking of which, the woman pissing herself on 3 non blondes last night was excruciatingly funny
(I helped save b3ta! chthonic, Wed 1 Oct 2003, 16:27, archived)
# Does anybody
else like Little Britain or is it just me?
(I helped save b3ta! F5 F5 F5 Can't be arsed., Wed 1 Oct 2003, 16:33, archived)
# It's
lovely. Far too good to be hidden on BBC3
(I helped save b3ta! chthonic, Wed 1 Oct 2003, 16:34, archived)
# It's pants.....

(Juan Sanchez Villa-Lobos Ramirez is seriously considering a shorter username, Wed 1 Oct 2003, 16:38, archived)
# Hot
pants.
(I helped save b3ta! F5 F5 F5 Can't be arsed., Wed 1 Oct 2003, 16:40, archived)
# I used to listen
to it on Radio 4, but it is superbly visual in a surreal way.

I agree about the BBC3 thing.
(I helped save b3ta! F5 F5 F5 Can't be arsed., Wed 1 Oct 2003, 16:40, archived)
# that's the funniest thing I ever heard
HA HA! HA HA! HA HA! HA HA! HA HA! HA HA! HA HA! HA HA! HA HA! HA HA! HA HA! HA HA! HA HA! HA HA! HA HA! HA HA! HA HA! HA HA! HA HA! HA HA! HA HA! HA HA! HA HA! HA HA! HA HA! HA HA! HA HA! HA HA! HA HA! HA HA! HA HA! HA HA! HA HA! HA HA! HA HA! HA HA! HA HA! HA HA! HA HA! HA HA! HA HA! HA HA! HA HA! HA HA! HA HA! HA HA! HA HA! HA HA! HA HA! HA HA! HA HA! HA HA! HA HA! HA HA! HA HA! HA HA!
(I helped save b3ta! thorpe www.voodootrombonequartet.com, Wed 1 Oct 2003, 16:27, archived)
# My band used to support HA! HA! HA! HA!
.. back in the day, of course.
(I helped save b3ta! Lumpbucket tekcubpmuL, Wed 1 Oct 2003, 16:28, archived)
# cool
I used to love them (back in the day).

[edit: their album "Tee hee hee hee hee" is in my top 10.]
(I helped save b3ta! thorpe www.voodootrombonequartet.com, Wed 1 Oct 2003, 16:31, archived)
# well it's a nice idea but
quit asking me to spam my friends :P

friends should know better than to go around spamming each other :P
(Catfish Ma, why can't I draw? "Because you have fins dear", Wed 1 Oct 2003, 16:31, archived)