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[challenge entry] wooo I'm addicted, 2nd post evah

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(I helped save b3ta! Pew Pew Pew! Lasers! wannabe Gong Farmer, Tue 14 Oct 2003, 16:33, archived)
# Good man.
You will never leave. Except now and then, to go to the offy, or maybe for a walk. Alot of people go on holiday at least once a year too.
(I helped save b3ta! supermoore: HUNG, Tue 14 Oct 2003, 16:35, archived)
# shit, that reminds me.
i had a real life around somewhere...
(I helped save b3ta! Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Tue 14 Oct 2003, 16:37, archived)
# real life?
what is this real life thing

is it like the matrix or something
(1, Tue 14 Oct 2003, 16:38, archived)
# A bit,
only good, and not a film.
(I helped save b3ta! supermoore: HUNG, Tue 14 Oct 2003, 16:39, archived)
# mine has got commercials in it
(Floppglopple, Tue 14 Oct 2003, 16:40, archived)
# Thats
when you use the pub scheduler to meet b3tans and drink alcohol or something!

I haven't been on here for quite a while due to uni...but I'm ill today so therefore catching up!
(I helped save b3ta! Generationgav, Tue 14 Oct 2003, 16:39, archived)
# And to the toilet,
unless you have a wifi card in your laptop, which negates that point.
(goat thinks you're shit, Tue 14 Oct 2003, 16:37, archived)
# I have a shit in the offy.
My whole life is covered in my above post.
(I helped save b3ta! supermoore: HUNG, Tue 14 Oct 2003, 16:38, archived)
# So what will the footy count as?
And frequent bashes? Will you be forced to hold the match in a local offy, or will the entire game be played while walking?
(goat thinks you're shit, Tue 14 Oct 2003, 16:40, archived)
# shirley
you don't expect him to be running around the football pitch?

afternoon everybody!
(I helped save b3ta! JustHere4Coffee remembers when all o' this were car parks, Tue 14 Oct 2003, 16:42, archived)
# Good point actually.
(goat thinks you're shit, Tue 14 Oct 2003, 16:42, archived)
# You don't realise
how close you are with your second suggestion there.
(I helped save b3ta! supermoore: HUNG, Tue 14 Oct 2003, 16:42, archived)
# Bluetooth
in my pda....even easier ;-)
(I helped save b3ta! Generationgav, Tue 14 Oct 2003, 16:40, archived)
# I read that as
...or maybe for a wank...

combined with Gordon Brown - not nice.
(I helped save b3ta! UncleLewy, Tue 14 Oct 2003, 16:38, archived)
# I can't believe that hasn't been done already.
(I helped save b3ta! Baz Fuck off, Tue 14 Oct 2003, 16:35, archived)
# quiet you
(1, Tue 14 Oct 2003, 16:35, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! Baz Fuck off, Tue 14 Oct 2003, 16:36, archived)
# I don't know why i ever ate your cheese salad.
(1, Tue 14 Oct 2003, 16:36, archived)
# I thought it would be full of cheese
(1, Tue 14 Oct 2003, 16:37, archived)
# but it turned out to be mouldy yogurt.
(1, Tue 14 Oct 2003, 16:37, archived)
# thanks a lot
monkey shoe.
(1, Tue 14 Oct 2003, 16:37, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! pep, Tue 14 Oct 2003, 16:35, archived)
# fucking hell profile id=2
edit: ohh i like the little girls you draw
(NO_I'M_BRIAN_BLESSED, Tue 14 Oct 2003, 16:39, archived)
# That's not all
She's 18ft tall and made out of titanium.
(I helped save b3ta! Baz Fuck off, Tue 14 Oct 2003, 16:40, archived)
# it's the laser eyes and massive claws
that always surprise me
(I helped save b3ta! new_matt, Tue 14 Oct 2003, 16:42, archived)
# lorries for arms
(I helped save b3ta! Sunshine Elephant, Tue 14 Oct 2003, 16:42, archived)
# i though i'd seen her before
www.automation.fujitsu.com/en/products/products09.html
(NO_I'M_BRIAN_BLESSED, Tue 14 Oct 2003, 16:44, archived)
# damn it, cant she be made out of tungsten
they can harvest that from the moon.
(NO_I'M_BRIAN_BLESSED, Tue 14 Oct 2003, 16:42, archived)
# this isn't a costume they found me on a meteor
I NEED TUNGSTEN TO LIVE
(1, Tue 14 Oct 2003, 16:43, archived)
# ok BRIAN
(NO_I'M_BRIAN_BLESSED, Tue 14 Oct 2003, 16:52, archived)
# pep, this is (_!_)_This_is_your_ass
(_!_)_This_is_your_ass, this is pep.

That's the introductions over with then.
(I helped save b3ta! supermoore: HUNG, Tue 14 Oct 2003, 16:40, archived)
# very good supermoore
I laughed like a real geek then.

/coat
(NO_I'M_BRIAN_BLESSED, Tue 14 Oct 2003, 16:41, archived)
# it has
you must have missed it
(NO_I'M_BRIAN_BLESSED, Tue 14 Oct 2003, 16:36, archived)
# it has
but can i be arsed to spaz for it?
(cheebatv, Tue 14 Oct 2003, 16:36, archived)
# Woo!
You'll never leave...
(I helped save b3ta! King Ralph is drunk, Tue 14 Oct 2003, 16:35, archived)
# uhoh...
incoming 'been done' spam pearosting? :E

but hell, ive got less than half a skill in photoshop so i'll shut my greasy face...
(DopplerSow, Tue 14 Oct 2003, 16:35, archived)
# it's been done
still a good shop though

and tom is the best name EVER
(1, Tue 14 Oct 2003, 16:35, archived)
# What about
Funkyboogaloo?
(goat thinks you're shit, Tue 14 Oct 2003, 16:36, archived)
# nah..
im bored with being called Tom, not enough allusions to pigs at speed...
(DopplerSow, Tue 14 Oct 2003, 16:37, archived)
# i loike moi name
Well I could have called myself Dark Raven, or the Black Phantom, or even cockbadger, but I figured my real name would be good enuf
(I helped save b3ta! Pew Pew Pew! Lasers! wannabe Gong Farmer, Tue 14 Oct 2003, 16:40, archived)
# yay. we've got you now
you were b3tan to that pic, but good try anyway. welcome.
(I helped save b3ta! pep, Tue 14 Oct 2003, 16:36, archived)
# stop being
so cunting fluffy.
(I helped save b3ta! Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Tue 14 Oct 2003, 16:38, archived)
# cock off before i delete all your
fucking posts and eat your dog. Fuck head.

better?
(I helped save b3ta! pep, Tue 14 Oct 2003, 16:41, archived)
# i don't love you anymore
(I helped save b3ta! Sunshine Elephant, Tue 14 Oct 2003, 16:43, archived)
# that was only for SSG.
I didn't know you had a dog.
(I helped save b3ta! pep, Tue 14 Oct 2003, 16:45, archived)
# the real pep
would never kill dogs, you impopster
(I helped save b3ta! Sunshine Elephant, Tue 14 Oct 2003, 16:55, archived)
# i love her
all the more.
(I helped save b3ta! Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Tue 14 Oct 2003, 16:45, archived)
# oh no
THE WEDDING IS OFF
can I have the cake
(1, Tue 14 Oct 2003, 16:45, archived)
# I love you
and her.

And especially SSG.
(I helped save b3ta! Bud Muhnquai Update your profile or fuck off, Tue 14 Oct 2003, 17:00, archived)
# yup.
thankee.
(I helped save b3ta! Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Tue 14 Oct 2003, 16:44, archived)
# Woo
Can we have a Tesco Finest* bandwagon now please.
(I helped save b3ta! underneath the weeping willow, Tue 14 Oct 2003, 16:39, archived)
# TJ: But appropriate
From one twunt to another. I need a new term of abuse to throw around the office carelessly.

We are all twunted out here and it is loosing its edge.

Any suggestions?
(t3d on FTLFM now http://83.149.101.8:8070/listen.pls, Tue 14 Oct 2003, 16:42, archived)
# Brother.
No one will help you. Theya re all slack jawed Commies
(t3d on FTLFM now http://83.149.101.8:8070/listen.pls, Tue 14 Oct 2003, 16:55, archived)