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i am

allowed to, im a lady

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*lou, Wed 29 Oct 2003, 16:28, archived)

twisted logic!

(~Sunny~, Wed 29 Oct 2003, 16:29, archived)

nothing

i havent seen before and all that malarky

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*lou, Wed 29 Oct 2003, 16:29, archived)

Good point

well made

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koit WWW.HIGHASAKOIT.CO.UK, Wed 29 Oct 2003, 16:31, archived)

i think i've made love to her too,

mmm midgets.

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Sunshine Elephant, Wed 29 Oct 2003, 16:31, archived)

yes

she was working as a waitress in a cocktail bar
When I met her
I picked her out, I shook her up, and turned her around
Turned her into someone new

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*lou, Wed 29 Oct 2003, 16:35, archived)

You were working as a cock-tease in the local spar...

...when I found you.

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sick_boy, Wed 29 Oct 2003, 16:38, archived)

yes

God bless hand mirrors.

And Sex Tips for Girls.

not that I watch that sort of thing, obviously. Actually, I don't.

(~Sunny~, Wed 29 Oct 2003, 16:31, archived)

you can't be, no lady would look that close,

I suspect you're just a woman.

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Pootle, Wed 29 Oct 2003, 16:30, archived)

actually

im a slapper

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*lou, Wed 29 Oct 2003, 16:31, archived)

That seems a little harsh.

I'l email you my phone number. ;)

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bovine I'm so old, even my old is old, Wed 29 Oct 2003, 16:32, archived)

midget slapper

or dwarf tosser?

either is fine.

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Ulic hissing slightly, Wed 29 Oct 2003, 16:35, archived)

i like to

call it vertically challenged 'interests'

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*lou, Wed 29 Oct 2003, 16:36, archived)

what about thalidomide victims

because you get all the action of a normal person with the fantastic freaky short limbs of a midget resulting in a big sexual org.......

i must think happy thoughts and stop fantasising about freaks. remember what the cousellor said. kittens, fluffy kittens, thats why i came to b3ta, and look what happened again

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Ulic hissing slightly, Wed 29 Oct 2003, 16:41, archived)

haha

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Wildheart Baby. Drunken Mess In A Good Way, Wed 29 Oct 2003, 16:31, archived)