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[challenge entry] Porn stars have more fun

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(I helped save b3ta! clangers, Thu 30 Oct 2003, 13:39, archived)
# I have a fantastic plan..
...to make lots of money from porn. But I need some helpers.
(I helped save b3ta! sick_boy, Thu 30 Oct 2003, 13:42, archived)
# What, like in the book starring your namesake?
(I helped save b3ta! pxyzyzygy, Thu 30 Oct 2003, 13:42, archived)
# Almost..
...but my way would guarantee an income and is quite fucking clever!
(I helped save b3ta! sick_boy, Thu 30 Oct 2003, 13:44, archived)
# does it involve
me taking my clothes off?
(I helped save b3ta! thorpe www.voodootrombonequartet.com, Thu 30 Oct 2003, 13:45, archived)
# Depends.
It involves sex toys, a hotel suite, some video cameras, a newspaper advert, an editing suite and a distributer. If i can pull it off (and believe me I am planning to) I hope never to work again!
(I helped save b3ta! sick_boy, Thu 30 Oct 2003, 13:47, archived)
# "Pull it off"
Fnar
(I helped save b3ta! pxyzyzygy, Thu 30 Oct 2003, 13:48, archived)
# you'll need a couple of
premiership footballers,
and a roasting tin.
(I helped save b3ta! clangers, Thu 30 Oct 2003, 13:49, archived)
# you said "pull it off" :-D
(I helped save b3ta! bloid ....dloibbloiddloibbloid...., Thu 30 Oct 2003, 13:50, archived)
# so you place an advert
looking for sex toy testers, then secretly film them er...testing the toys and sell the videos?

Tell me that's not your plan.
(I helped save b3ta! thorpe www.voodootrombonequartet.com, Thu 30 Oct 2003, 13:50, archived)
# It's a complex one...
;-)
(I helped save b3ta! bloid ....dloibbloiddloibbloid...., Thu 30 Oct 2003, 13:52, archived)
# That's not my plan!
(I helped save b3ta! sick_boy, Thu 30 Oct 2003, 13:52, archived)
# if you
pull it off too vigorously it'll never work again. would that do you?
(I helped save b3ta! Mockingbird Practitioner of SCIENCE, Thu 30 Oct 2003, 13:52, archived)
# I will help.
If it comes too making porn and making money they are my two favourite things and cannto go wrong...
(I helped save b3ta! Razor What the fuck - a sig?, Thu 30 Oct 2003, 13:45, archived)
# you're so excited
your typing's gone all squiffy.
(I helped save b3ta! thorpe www.voodootrombonequartet.com, Thu 30 Oct 2003, 13:46, archived)
# absolutely
ma typinng with my left hnd because my right hand is busy wnaking
(I helped save b3ta! Razor What the fuck - a sig?, Thu 30 Oct 2003, 14:05, archived)
# Blackmail?
(I helped save b3ta! bloid ....dloibbloiddloibbloid...., Thu 30 Oct 2003, 13:45, archived)
# it's not a play on words thing is it?
like 'creamy pie' where all the website is is a load of pictures of cream pies etc?

I say this because this is what me and my mate are doing as we speak :D.
(Deiwos - Woo I found my old name!, Thu 30 Oct 2003, 13:45, archived)
# have you seen the unused porn domain names site on shiola?
we own dickswithoutchicks.com

favourite other one was analdisabled.com


edit: www.shiola.co.uk/xxx_porn_domain_names.shtml
(I helped save b3ta! alistair, Thu 30 Oct 2003, 13:50, archived)
# we might do
chicks with dicks and quite simply take photos of people called dick with some fit women.
(Deiwos - Woo I found my old name!, Thu 30 Oct 2003, 13:53, archived)
# do
tell.
(I helped save b3ta! clangers, Thu 30 Oct 2003, 13:45, archived)
# go on
I'm listening
(I helped save b3ta! vulga is a foul mouthed cunt, Thu 30 Oct 2003, 13:46, archived)
# *jumps up and down excitedly*
(I helped save b3ta! stevierar, Thu 30 Oct 2003, 13:43, archived)
# Um...
I'm not wearing that French Maids outfit again.
(I helped save b3ta! bovine I'm so old, even my old is old, Thu 30 Oct 2003, 13:44, archived)
# I'll give you a biscuit...
..if you do?
(I helped save b3ta! sick_boy, Thu 30 Oct 2003, 13:44, archived)
# What's the plan then,
will it involve me looking at boobies for money?
(I helped save b3ta! bovine I'm so old, even my old is old, Thu 30 Oct 2003, 13:45, archived)
# Yes.
It's a complex plan. I'll write it out and post it later!
(I helped save b3ta! sick_boy, Thu 30 Oct 2003, 13:46, archived)
# I'll help!
nothing else to do, half term etc
(~Sunny~, Thu 30 Oct 2003, 13:47, archived)
# Hahahaha
(I helped save b3ta! sick_boy, Thu 30 Oct 2003, 13:48, archived)
# soggy?
/coat
(I helped save b3ta! alistair, Thu 30 Oct 2003, 13:45, archived)
# I'll give it back when
I am finished with it.

BTW. Does it stain easiliy.
(t3d on FTLFM now http://83.149.101.8:8070/listen.pls, Thu 30 Oct 2003, 13:50, archived)
# if it involves putting a trumpet up ya bum hole
then it's already been done.
(Deiwos - Woo I found my old name!, Thu 30 Oct 2003, 13:44, archived)
# do the helpers
get lots of money too?
(vork and burlap, Thu 30 Oct 2003, 13:44, archived)
# I think they probably would.
The explanation of the whole process is long though. I will write it and post it later.
(I helped save b3ta! sick_boy, Thu 30 Oct 2003, 13:46, archived)