THE ONE I HAVE RIGHT NOW!I think she's actually retarded, she's so fucking stupid.
she's young and pretty so she thinks she can act like a princess, but she's really just a fucked-up moronic drunk.
she gets so drunk she falls off chairs and gets abrasions all over her face.
she gets drunk and crashes her car into construction sites.
she gets drunk and burns down her only friend's house by falling asleep while playing with candles.
she gets drunk and lets the drunk guys she takes home with her stumble into my room, wake me up, and ask me for weed. which I don't have. ever. and never did.
she often gets so drunk she walks through the house like a one-year-old taking her first steps in life.
she leaves her dishes on the table.
she leaves her make up bags on all the kitchen chairs (I still don't get that one)
she leaves her used qtips on the floor.
she leaves her shower stuff in my shelf. (always. god knows why)
she leaves huge puddles of water all over the house when she showers (I think she holds the showerhead the wrong way and is too stupid to notice, and just wonders how she manages to stay so dry when she showers)
she doesn't take the lid off the trash when she throws things away. she just throws stuff onto the lid of the trash (jesus! the stupidity!)
instead of taking out her own trash from her room, she just puts it in front of the front door, so someone else has to take it out if they want to use the door.
if she ever puts a dish in the dishwasher, she puts it in diagonally, so you have to take it out and put it back in again later.
she buys cheap crappy food and then eats my quality food, leaving hers to rot so I can throw it away for her weeks later. no, really. I mean, she buys diet margarine, and then finishes off a tub of my margarine, leaving mine untouched.
she takes my towel off the hook and throws it on the floor, because she likes the location of my hook better than any of the free ones.
she only listens to two songs, both really loud.
one for going out (benny benassi 'satisfaction) and one for coming home drunk (louis armstrong 'what a wonderful world')
over and over again. loud.
if I close her door, she opens it. again and again and again. until I kick it shut with my foot. sometimes that stops her.
if I try to talk to her about any of these things, she holds her hands to her ears and yells 'la la la la! I hate conflicts! no arguing! I hate arguements! lalalalala I'm not listening!' and then she totters out of the room wobbling on her high heels.
WHY do I tolerate all this, you ask?
well, she's good friends with my other female roomate, who is very tidy and quiet, but who is psychotic and protects the drunken foolish one like a mother dragon.
me and the other male roomate are too scared of her to kick them both out. so we just have to tolerate having a roomate that makes living with a retarded child seem like a cakewalk.
(she's young and pretty so she thinks she can act like a princess, but she's really just a fucked-up moronic drunk.
she gets so drunk she falls off chairs and gets abrasions all over her face.
she gets drunk and crashes her car into construction sites.
she gets drunk and burns down her only friend's house by falling asleep while playing with candles.
she gets drunk and lets the drunk guys she takes home with her stumble into my room, wake me up, and ask me for weed. which I don't have. ever. and never did.
she often gets so drunk she walks through the house like a one-year-old taking her first steps in life.
she leaves her dishes on the table.
she leaves her make up bags on all the kitchen chairs (I still don't get that one)
she leaves her used qtips on the floor.
she leaves her shower stuff in my shelf. (always. god knows why)
she leaves huge puddles of water all over the house when she showers (I think she holds the showerhead the wrong way and is too stupid to notice, and just wonders how she manages to stay so dry when she showers)
she doesn't take the lid off the trash when she throws things away. she just throws stuff onto the lid of the trash (jesus! the stupidity!)
instead of taking out her own trash from her room, she just puts it in front of the front door, so someone else has to take it out if they want to use the door.
if she ever puts a dish in the dishwasher, she puts it in diagonally, so you have to take it out and put it back in again later.
she buys cheap crappy food and then eats my quality food, leaving hers to rot so I can throw it away for her weeks later. no, really. I mean, she buys diet margarine, and then finishes off a tub of my margarine, leaving mine untouched.
she takes my towel off the hook and throws it on the floor, because she likes the location of my hook better than any of the free ones.
she only listens to two songs, both really loud.
one for going out (benny benassi 'satisfaction) and one for coming home drunk (louis armstrong 'what a wonderful world')
over and over again. loud.
if I close her door, she opens it. again and again and again. until I kick it shut with my foot. sometimes that stops her.
if I try to talk to her about any of these things, she holds her hands to her ears and yells 'la la la la! I hate conflicts! no arguing! I hate arguements! lalalalala I'm not listening!' and then she totters out of the room wobbling on her high heels.
WHY do I tolerate all this, you ask?
well, she's good friends with my other female roomate, who is very tidy and quiet, but who is psychotic and protects the drunken foolish one like a mother dragon.
me and the other male roomate are too scared of her to kick them both out. so we just have to tolerate having a roomate that makes living with a retarded child seem like a cakewalk.
zog why change it now?,
Mon 17 Nov 2003, 16:10,
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CrikeyI feel for you, Zog. Especially the towel thing.
( chthonic,
Mon 17 Nov 2003, 16:26,
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is this the german lesbain art commune you said you lived in?
rob,
Mon 17 Nov 2003, 16:26,
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Jesus man!Just put on hoods, cave in the front door and make it look like a robbery, take anything not nailed down (including your stuff) and store it somewhere.
They should both be freaked out enough to move, which you should suggest as it is getting 'dodgy' where you live.
Give it a couple of weeks then move your stuff back in again.
(They should both be freaked out enough to move, which you should suggest as it is getting 'dodgy' where you live.
Give it a couple of weeks then move your stuff back in again.
Razor What the fuck - a sig?,
Mon 17 Nov 2003, 17:07,
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Have you ever seenone of those Gladiatorial sport shows from the 80's where two beefy guys wail on each other with large sticks padded at both ends?
Well, a Q-Tip is that stick, one thousand times smaller, and with cotton instead of foam padding at the ends. It's used to clean your ears.
(,
Tue 18 Nov 2003, 22:20,
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Well, a Q-Tip is that stick, one thousand times smaller, and with cotton instead of foam padding at the ends. It's used to clean your ears.
blonde?she must be blonde, never met a red head or brunnette that bad.
best revenge, wait till she goes out on the piss, make a really tasty looking meal, but lace it with laxative (don't eat it yourself) and leave the dippy cow to finnish it off.
if your lucky she'll be shitting and pucking, and it will put her off drinking alot for ages!!
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Wed 19 Nov 2003, 15:12,
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best revenge, wait till she goes out on the piss, make a really tasty looking meal, but lace it with laxative (don't eat it yourself) and leave the dippy cow to finnish it off.
if your lucky she'll be shitting and pucking, and it will put her off drinking alot for ages!!
Fuckingkill 'er mate. In fact I'm really rather suprised that you haven't already.
I feel your pain man!
(I feel your pain man!
D3xt3r Don't take any guff from these fucking swine....,
Thu 20 Nov 2003, 17:29,
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Sort it outWait until she's out and just piss all over everything she owns. Bed, clothes, furniture, CDs, everything. She won't last long.
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Fri 21 Nov 2003, 14:50,
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replysorry yes meei am 12 years old yes.
are you also retard and haf to ware helmet?
(are you also retard and haf to ware helmet?
zog why change it now?,
Mon 24 Nov 2003, 1:47,
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