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# Greatest site ever
www.angelfire.com/games5/useless/
(useless3, Tue 18 Nov 2003, 22:25, archived)
# no its not
its
www.xsorbit2.com/users/eggburger3/index.cgi
(baaa, Tue 18 Nov 2003, 22:26, archived)
# quiet you
(I helped save b3ta! lemony, Tue 18 Nov 2003, 22:29, archived)
# no no no
im not even looking at those, because the greatest site ever is www.realultimatepower.net and you all know thats the truth

psst: and it's "official" and everything
(darkness (not like the band), Tue 18 Nov 2003, 22:31, archived)
# no
www.xsorbit2.com/users/eggburger3/index.cgi

i am sure of it
(baaa, Tue 18 Nov 2003, 22:32, archived)
# hmmm
time to rest the swearing filter methinks...

no, watermelon off wank breath, that website is probably a load of fucking shit crap bollocks tit wank arse, you massive cranberry

(i say probably cos i still refuse to look at it)
edit: does this thing only do watermelon and cranberry then?
(darkness (not like the band), Tue 18 Nov 2003, 22:36, archived)
# zeppelin
New person. Please read our FAQ.
(I helped save b3ta! lemony, Tue 18 Nov 2003, 22:39, archived)
# er
i have read the faq before, i think i am missing your point
(darkness (not like the band), Tue 18 Nov 2003, 22:41, archived)
# nah those are both replacements
you see
(I helped save b3ta! lemony, Tue 18 Nov 2003, 22:43, archived)
# erm
i know that watermelon replaces watermelon and cranberry replaces cranberry if thats what you mean

(and yes i know it been filtered and now makes no sense, but hey thats the fun )

EDIT
ha ha!
watermelon - cranberry - happy baby orangutan - zeppelin - New person. Please read our FAQ.
(darkness (not like the band), Tue 18 Nov 2003, 22:46, archived)
# those two are
twat

and

silly chicken
(I helped save b3ta! lemony, Tue 18 Nov 2003, 22:48, archived)
# i totally get it now
woo yay to me
(darkness (not like the band), Tue 18 Nov 2003, 22:49, archived)
#
Rate my motherfucking kitten, bitch.com
(goat thinks you're shit, Tue 18 Nov 2003, 22:35, archived)
# have i missed two trolls at once?
or is that realy the greatest sit ever?

*goes for another beer and hopes to see kittens on his return*
(I helped save b3ta! lemony, Tue 18 Nov 2003, 22:26, archived)
# hahahaha
trolls trying to out troll and spam each other.

edit - additionally, i am trying to type with my keyboard sideways, so excuse any spelling mistakes
(I helped save b3ta! Or is it?, Tue 18 Nov 2003, 22:28, archived)
# looky here
www.xsorbit2.com/users/eggburger3/index.cgi?board=baaa&action=display&num=1068701420

THEY'RE HAVING A TROLL COMPETITION!

not often I feel like this, but I want to do the same back. it'd be fun.
(time travelling chicken, Tue 18 Nov 2003, 22:28, archived)
# i was about to post that
meany!
(I helped save b3ta! ChaosTime The Fucking Moon Lord, Tue 18 Nov 2003, 22:29, archived)
# wow
they must be really bored and/or sad
(massive pelican: jumps for money, Tue 18 Nov 2003, 22:29, archived)
# or 12
and really bored and really sad.
(Gothman, Tue 18 Nov 2003, 23:20, archived)
# good to see the human race
constantly progressing.
(I helped save b3ta! Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Tue 18 Nov 2003, 22:35, archived)
# Those Americans
Are funny old chaps pip pip.
(Wadey, Tue 18 Nov 2003, 22:37, archived)
# Good lord!
They're being stupid on purpose and manipulating us into making them laugh!

I for one will be no one's puppet!

FREEEEEEEEDOM!
/insane rant.
(A Wooden Leg Named Smith, Tue 18 Nov 2003, 22:39, archived)
# I feel used
(I helped save b3ta! alistair, Tue 18 Nov 2003, 22:41, archived)
# *world implodes*
watermelon...
(I helped save b3ta! lemony, Tue 18 Nov 2003, 22:28, archived)
# wow!
there's a novelty!!
(I helped save b3ta! robh, Tue 18 Nov 2003, 22:29, archived)
# Now you're not bestest friends with that baaa fellow are you?
'Cos you both look like spamming artichokes to me.
EDIT: "artichokes"? Where the watermelon did that come from?
(I helped save b3ta! Hagbard ... it's been a long time., Tue 18 Nov 2003, 22:27, archived)
# what did you type for that?
if you find a new swear filtered word, then you're a hero.
(time travelling chicken, Tue 18 Nov 2003, 22:29, archived)
# ooooooooooo,
excitement.
(I helped save b3ta! Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Tue 18 Nov 2003, 22:30, archived)
# I WANT HIM TO REVEAL IT
or i'll fucking crack him open.
(time travelling chicken, Tue 18 Nov 2003, 22:31, archived)
# are swear words filtered?
i never knew! watermelon, shit, cranberry, bitch, bugger

ah not all of them are... watermelon.
(massive pelican: jumps for money, Tue 18 Nov 2003, 22:30, archived)
# I found
Silly chicken!

Me me me!
(I helped save b3ta! Lethe is carrying a spade. SPANG., Tue 18 Nov 2003, 22:32, archived)
# you get a cuddle from the female of your choice
(time travelling chicken, Tue 18 Nov 2003, 22:33, archived)
# Hmm. Hug from bird of choice
versus girlfriend beating me up. Hmmm....
(I helped save b3ta! Lethe is carrying a spade. SPANG., Tue 18 Nov 2003, 22:35, archived)
# which word is New person. Please read our <a href="http://www.b3ta.com/features/faq">FAQ</a>.?
(massive pelican: jumps for money, Tue 18 Nov 2003, 22:33, archived)
# pardon?
did you say silly_chicken
grumble grumble I can't put the name of my bloomin creation on the board without it being cocked up
I'm not at all pleased
(I helped save b3ta! Pootle, Tue 18 Nov 2003, 22:41, archived)
# Shhhh!
www.yourallgay.co.uk/filter.php
(I helped save b3ta! Lethe is carrying a spade. SPANG., Tue 18 Nov 2003, 22:45, archived)
# it's not really the point
the phrase was conjured up as a polite thing in the first place.
(I helped save b3ta! Pootle, Tue 18 Nov 2003, 22:47, archived)
# True.
The only humour at the mo in the whole filter thing is the response of people who don't about it.
(I helped save b3ta! Lethe is carrying a spade. SPANG., Tue 18 Nov 2003, 22:51, archived)
# maybe it was
arseholes ?

edit - nope! arse
(I helped save b3ta! barnesy, Tue 18 Nov 2003, 22:34, archived)
# quim ?
?
(I helped save b3ta! Bitchpapa, Tue 18 Nov 2003, 22:36, archived)
# Piss flaps?
Nope...
(I helped save b3ta! splorp ®, Tue 18 Nov 2003, 22:39, archived)
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(I helped save b3ta! Lethe is carrying a spade. SPANG., Tue 18 Nov 2003, 22:27, archived)
# why is that the bestest site ever
every night?
(I helped save b3ta! The Neville What what what, Tue 18 Nov 2003, 22:28, archived)
# not really
please don't spam us
(I helped save b3ta! Pootle, Tue 18 Nov 2003, 22:29, archived)
# good evening sir
you seem to be spamming us. Why not redeam yourself by 'shopping a kitten in an unlikely mode of transport.
Please don't do it again.

Yours
(The Scone from U.N.C.L.E., Tue 18 Nov 2003, 22:29, archived)
# I'll be damned.
Do I have to be fluffy or can I tell them to just off?

.
(I helped save b3ta! Clark CliffClive Jingel KjellElg, Tue 18 Nov 2003, 22:30, archived)
# Ahem.
sorry, back to fluffy mode. cun..cranberries.
(I helped save b3ta! Clark CliffClive Jingel KjellElg, Tue 18 Nov 2003, 22:30, archived)
# use fake sincerity instead
sarcasm is far more entertaining than profanity
(I helped save b3ta! Pootle, Tue 18 Nov 2003, 22:31, archived)
# Oh
Sorry. I'll try that next time. Might prove some great fun.
(I helped save b3ta! Clark CliffClive Jingel KjellElg, Tue 18 Nov 2003, 22:34, archived)
# DUDE!
i will totally go to your site if you go to mine!
(baaa, Tue 18 Nov 2003, 22:30, archived)
# DUDE!
you can totally BUGGER OFF
(massive pelican: jumps for money, Tue 18 Nov 2003, 22:32, archived)
# DUDE!
"bugger"??????
(baaa, Tue 18 Nov 2003, 22:33, archived)
# oh rite!
your american! it means to insert the males penis into another males bottom, so why dont ya do it
(massive pelican: jumps for money, Tue 18 Nov 2003, 22:36, archived)
# totally?
i want you to go partially to their site.
leave a couple of limbs behind.
(time travelling chicken, Tue 18 Nov 2003, 22:32, archived)
# It's love I tell you ...
Someone pass them the K.Y.
(I helped save b3ta! Hagbard ... it's been a long time., Tue 18 Nov 2003, 22:33, archived)
# DUDE!
I will totally give you ellecution lessons if you shut the hell up!
(I helped save b3ta! ChaosTime The Fucking Moon Lord, Tue 18 Nov 2003, 22:34, archived)
# For shame!
They called Name that Beard "Name THE Beard".

They are truly damned.

But other than that, I've seen the vast majority of those games already, since 80% of that stuff is either from Shockwave.com or Newgrounds.
(A Wooden Leg Named Smith, Tue 18 Nov 2003, 22:35, archived)
# So report their copyright infringement and get 'em shut down :)
Ohh hang on ... copyright infringement ... okay, pretend I didn't say that :)
(I helped save b3ta! Hagbard ... it's been a long time., Tue 18 Nov 2003, 22:39, archived)