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# I design websites for GOD!
Check it out!!!!

It's the attention to detail that really impresses me...

...and the way my computer grinds to a halt under all the javascript...

...but mostly the attention to detail.

[edit] I've just realised everything is right-click protected, even though it's all stolen from Dynamic Drive,or some such place[/edit]
(I helped save b3ta! GR33DY, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 0:47, archived)
# mm..
.giftastic
(I like you much more than this telephone pole. But not as much as this frying pan., Thu 20 Nov 2003, 0:49, archived)
# Did you check the examples of their work?
I particularly like the second one - the bad 3d rotating crucifix that turns into a bad 3d rotating heart when you mouseover it is the clincher...
(Chad, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 1:48, archived)
# my html is optimised for Jesus
(I helped save b3ta! rob, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 0:49, archived)
# get off jesus
stop this nonsense
(vork and burlap, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 0:50, archived)
# yes, do get of jesus
he prefers the top

/hell
(I helped save b3ta! Or is it?, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 0:53, archived)
# yeah...leave this Jesus guy alone.
what did he ever do to you, whoever he is.
(I helped save b3ta! Bitchpapa, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 0:54, archived)
# I was waiting patiently....
... for the new version of Jebus... at the turn of the millenium.
I now randomly choose saviours..... Today is Robert Kilroy-Silk
I also have him down as 'next celebrity to be done for kiddy fiddling'
(I helped save b3ta! Lord_Floaty Hooting gladly., Thu 20 Nov 2003, 0:59, archived)
# i refer you to..
www.geocities.com/SunsetStrip/Palms/1837/2Unlimited.htm
(I helped save b3ta! lemony, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 0:49, archived)
# Are you after a mp3 player for your PC...
...or a standalone player thing?
(I helped save b3ta! Mystery_Bob, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 0:50, archived)
# for me pc
as winamp chooses songs utterly unrandomly
(I helped save b3ta! lemony, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 0:51, archived)
# I really like iTunes...
www.apple.com/itunes/

...I'm sure I will eventually work out the psuedo randomness of the shuffling, but not so far.
(I helped save b3ta! Mystery_Bob, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 0:54, archived)
# talking of shuffling...
I'm off to bed.
(I helped save b3ta! Bitchpapa, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 0:55, archived)
# it crashes my computer
or it has done in the past
(I helped save b3ta! lemony, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 0:56, archived)
# Get another computer then...
...problem solved.

NEXT!
(I helped save b3ta! Mystery_Bob, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 0:57, archived)
# iTunes on the mac
seems to decide a preset order (randomly) and sticks to it

if you let it play a few tunes - then manually play the 2nd it played it randomly - it plays all the others in the same order again

i find that annoying and i have no idea why
(vork and burlap, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 0:59, archived)
# worst

grammar

ever
(vork and burlap, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 1:01, archived)
# gives every thing a star rating
if you lieka song give it more stars and it will play it more often....
(I helped save b3ta! Azra3l Lubrication Persuasion and Brute Force ™, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 0:59, archived)
# CLASS!
(I helped save b3ta! GR33DY, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 0:50, archived)
# Christ.
This is why we should bomb America.
(I helped save b3ta! Baz Fuck off, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 0:50, archived)
# is it really you?
i missed you SOOOOOOO much!

really!

xx
(I helped save b3ta! popt_art, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 0:51, archived)
# Made with mac
he's only got one finger on his mouse
(Mr Dobalina, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 0:50, archived)
# I'm on a mac with a 3-button mouse.
The middle one doesn't do anything, incidentally.
(vork and burlap, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 0:51, archived)
# there was a man,
came from the moon,
he'd only packed
a wooden spoon.
(I helped save b3ta! Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 0:50, archived)
# Where are the horizontal rainbow rules?
Pfft. Call yourself a web designer.
(I helped save b3ta! Kamikaze Stoat £4.09, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 0:51, archived)
#
here
(Mr Dobalina, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 0:58, archived)
# our flash and html skills
can help your charity/non profit making org look as tacky and as clueless as us!
(lets hope we get in his referer logs)
(I helped save b3ta! alistair, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 0:53, archived)
# it crashed me
nightnight
(I helped save b3ta! popt_art, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 0:53, archived)
# they've had 273 votes for 5-star web design
i assume it's not the band, so i voted 1
(I helped save b3ta! Reverend Dan, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 0:55, archived)
# You and me
and three other people, apparently.
(I helped save b3ta! GR33DY, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 0:58, archived)