One for the ladies:
Egotistic? Me?
From the National Suicide Week challenge. See all 393 entries (closed)
( , Fri 12 Dec 2003, 16:58, archived)
Egotistic? Me?
From the National Suicide Week challenge. See all 393 entries (closed)
( , Fri 12 Dec 2003, 16:58, archived)
I have seen that...
...and how I wish my skills were that good.
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Fri 12 Dec 2003, 17:00,
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you wanna watch out
you may never get that brown off your nose
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Fri 12 Dec 2003, 17:01,
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Talking of marriage,
how cheap can you get away with for an engagement ring?
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Fri 12 Dec 2003, 17:08,
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free
if you chop off the lass' finger and as long as you really get away with it
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Fri 12 Dec 2003, 17:09,
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Mine cost me 500 notes...
...though you could probably do better if she isn't fussy
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Fri 12 Dec 2003, 17:09,
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Like Duh! [belm]
Monkboy + Girlfriend = she's obviously not fussy.
ok, 500 it is then.
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Fri 12 Dec 2003, 17:12,
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Monkboy + Girlfriend = she's obviously not fussy.
ok, 500 it is then.
500 squid indeed!
what sort you after?
I'm selling a nice ring on ebay ;)
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Fri 12 Dec 2003, 17:13,
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I'm selling a nice ring on ebay ;)
cheap and nasty
one just for effect. it'll be dark, and I'll get her drunk beforehand anyway. Probably.
She'll not know the difference between a diamond and a Fox's glacier mint.
[not really]
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Fri 12 Dec 2003, 17:17,
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She'll not know the difference between a diamond and a Fox's glacier mint.
[not really]
Make sure you get
a reciept and a store that will refund your money if she says no.
I am sure she won't but best be on the safe side!
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Fri 12 Dec 2003, 17:19,
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I am sure she won't but best be on the safe side!