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# Wotcha.

Click for biggerer

I'm not sure how safe for work this is, so let me know...

Edit: Well, I have one for the am, so I thought i'd make one for the pm as well. :-)

(I helped save b3ta! Lethe is carrying a spade. SPANG., Tue 16 Dec 2003, 16:53, archived)
# *drools*


*wanks furiously*
(I helped save b3ta! lo, the Greebo Warrior - Est. 2002, Tue 16 Dec 2003, 16:54, archived)
# hey hey now...
oh no wait...

*wanks too*
(I helped save b3ta! Scoopzilla http://www.slapwatch.com now get to fuck, Tue 16 Dec 2003, 16:56, archived)
# Does that say
Golf sale in Japaneese?
(I helped save b3ta! Netspore, Tue 16 Dec 2003, 16:59, archived)
# No
Guess. It's a say what you see...
(I helped save b3ta! Lethe is carrying a spade. SPANG., Tue 16 Dec 2003, 17:00, archived)
# My brain is preoccupied with
something else at the moment. (wipes sweat from brow)

Any clues?
(I helped save b3ta! Netspore, Tue 16 Dec 2003, 17:03, archived)
#
www.b3ta.com/board/2503538
(I helped save b3ta! Dano, Tue 16 Dec 2003, 17:04, archived)
# Ah, now I understand
(goes back to wanking)
(I helped save b3ta! Netspore, Tue 16 Dec 2003, 17:06, archived)
# she's
tasty
(Errol, Tue 16 Dec 2003, 16:54, archived)
# well
hello there - do you need pruning?
can't wait for autumn etc etc
(I helped save b3ta! muteboy, Tue 16 Dec 2003, 16:54, archived)
# NFSW
Not Safe for Wanking ... no, I think this is perfectly safe for that
(boy with balls on chin just quit his job and is about to feck off travelling for 18 months, Tue 16 Dec 2003, 16:55, archived)
# What I mean is,
Shall I link it?
(I helped save b3ta! Lethe is carrying a spade. SPANG., Tue 16 Dec 2003, 16:56, archived)
# Link it
now there;s an orignal euphemism

LINK IT

LINK IT HARD!!!!


(sorry, I hope you weren't expecting anything resembling a serious answer)
(boy with balls on chin just quit his job and is about to feck off travelling for 18 months, Tue 16 Dec 2003, 16:58, archived)
# Silly answers get silly non
linking. You can have the am version:

(I helped save b3ta! Lethe is carrying a spade. SPANG., Tue 16 Dec 2003, 17:00, archived)
# ahaaa
the shoe drops, that kanji is "ning", ergo the image up there is eve ning.

apologies if that's stating the bloody obvious, but my head is fuzzy. woo pic! and i'd slip her one of my ribs anyday
(I helped save b3ta! Dano, Tue 16 Dec 2003, 17:01, archived)
# maybe...
(I helped save b3ta! Laughing Boy, Tue 16 Dec 2003, 16:59, archived)
# umm...
it's a bit on the debatable side there.

although...
(I helped save b3ta! Scoopzilla http://www.slapwatch.com now get to fuck, Tue 16 Dec 2003, 16:55, archived)
# hello you.
could you make that text bigger. i can't read it.
(rednc, Tue 16 Dec 2003, 16:56, archived)
# Select Font Type 'Brian Blessed'
(boy with balls on chin just quit his job and is about to feck off travelling for 18 months, Tue 16 Dec 2003, 16:59, archived)
# done
thanks.
(rednc, Tue 16 Dec 2003, 17:00, archived)
# Howdee doo Rob.
yeah...
(I helped save b3ta! Scoopzilla http://www.slapwatch.com now get to fuck, Tue 16 Dec 2003, 17:03, archived)
# I AM BRIAN BLESSED!!!
(I helped save b3ta! Scoopzilla http://www.slapwatch.com now get to fuck, Tue 16 Dec 2003, 17:02, archived)
# She's just showing off her tattoo
which reads as
"My clothing is not Rabbit-Safe. Please don't bring hungry bunnies near me"
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Tue 16 Dec 2003, 16:56, archived)
# hehe
that's good, very good.
(rednc, Tue 16 Dec 2003, 16:56, archived)
# Arf, the tattoo
is the whole point.
(I helped save b3ta! Lethe is carrying a spade. SPANG., Tue 16 Dec 2003, 16:57, archived)
# aaaa
what does the tattoo mean then?

/stoopid
(I helped save b3ta! muteboy, Tue 16 Dec 2003, 17:00, archived)
# That's eve...
It's a pm image, so guess.

:-)

Look up a bit for the am image...
(I helped save b3ta! Lethe is carrying a spade. SPANG., Tue 16 Dec 2003, 17:01, archived)
# hubba
hubba
(stone the crows, Tue 16 Dec 2003, 16:56, archived)
# Blatant Threadjack
Yesterday my image of Kelly Brook 'aroused' some interest.
So here you go...
(I helped save b3ta! I work in Brixton - save me, Tue 16 Dec 2003, 16:57, archived)
# I think she
likes me
(I helped save b3ta! 10512, Tue 16 Dec 2003, 16:58, archived)
# I'm a big fan of her work.

*thwap*thwap*thwap*thwap*thwap*thwap*..
(I helped save b3ta! Prof. Slocombe, Tue 16 Dec 2003, 17:01, archived)
# I would 'scalp' her


(Doggy STyle, Pull out, spit in her back, what she turn round, BAMMM right in the eye)
(I helped save b3ta! G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Tue 16 Dec 2003, 16:58, archived)
# I think the word you're looking for is
"scuttle"
(I helped save b3ta! groovegenerator The man who mistook his wife for his wife, Tue 16 Dec 2003, 16:58, archived)
# Wabba
...or 'service'...
(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Tue 16 Dec 2003, 17:00, archived)
# I'll do that too


Sorry, you know that feeling when you have a cold and feel really shattered, and crude.
(I helped save b3ta! G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Tue 16 Dec 2003, 17:01, archived)
# Had a bad day?
Then use new "Crude Words" for that just pulled by the Landlord feeling
(I helped save b3ta! groovegenerator The man who mistook his wife for his wife, Tue 16 Dec 2003, 17:02, archived)
# Yeh'
fucking client is trying to negotiate a price AFTER I'VE DONE THE WORK

I have a cold

KFC burger was absolutely SHIT

A female-mate came 'round to watch films, turns out she has a boyfriend who she 'loves very much'

I've done watermelon all work today except chasing people up

Need to pay some bills, but can't really be arssed, will do it tomo

Councel tax bill is fucking stupidly high for a single person living by myself

I woke up at 7.... yesterday.

Every single fucking client thinks that they are Number 1 and I should drop what im doing to help them - yet none of them pay me enough for me not to need the other clients.

I've been on the phone for almost two hours in total explaining that HIS spelling error in the Admin Panel doesn't matter, as he is the only one who uses it... and verius shit like that.

And the phone is going off so I can't continue this fucking list.
(I helped save b3ta! G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Tue 16 Dec 2003, 17:16, archived)
# then catch
the last bus home
(I helped save b3ta! muteboy, Tue 16 Dec 2003, 17:01, archived)
# heh I did say
I pitied the post that followed the last one but I was wrong ;¬) *grin*
(garfi3ld, Tue 16 Dec 2003, 16:59, archived)
# that took far too long seeing as I patially invented the phrase
(1, Tue 16 Dec 2003, 17:02, archived)
# An NSFW Woo for you...
www.design4online.com/blog/images/09_12_2003-wooyayboobies.gif
(I helped save b3ta! -Zuchini- (The artist formally known as dEADfISH), Tue 16 Dec 2003, 17:03, archived)
# Don't they just
badoing?
(I helped save b3ta! groovegenerator The man who mistook his wife for his wife, Tue 16 Dec 2003, 17:04, archived)
# Badoing
.. is a very descriptive word for em...
(I helped save b3ta! -Zuchini- (The artist formally known as dEADfISH), Tue 16 Dec 2003, 17:05, archived)
# Hi
Cockalorum!

In more ways than one...

Sorry, couldn't resist.
(I helped save b3ta! Lethe is carrying a spade. SPANG., Tue 16 Dec 2003, 17:06, archived)