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# look out for the giant banana skin, di
() do bears shit on the wooden pope?, Tue 6 Jan 2004, 13:06, archived)
# I like that
it's shit*, but I like it. Have a woo yay!

* meant in the nicest possible way
(I helped save b3ta! TV's Nosemonkey, Tue 6 Jan 2004, 13:07, archived)
# I wanted to f**k di in the tunnel
not f**kin die in the tunnel




I'll get my coat
(Its him, Tue 6 Jan 2004, 13:15, archived)
# How dare you?
She was a saint
(C 1990 Daily (Hate) Mail)

TJ - regarding the legality of the Olsen twins post earlier, here's a neat little table that spells it out for each state

14 in Hawaii, Iowa & S Carolina!
(I helped save b3ta! thirdman Ia! Ia! R'lyeh Cthulhu ftagn! Ia! Ia! Mglui nafl, Tue 6 Jan 2004, 13:19, archived)
# what about the federal crime of driving a minor over state lines?
If they weren't minors until they crossed the lines
(pikey, Tue 6 Jan 2004, 13:22, archived)
# *cuts mugshot from news of the world*
get me a ticket to iowa!

edit: woah. 16 states consider bumsex illegal. good old forward thinking america.
(rnuk http://flickr.com/rnuk, Tue 6 Jan 2004, 13:22, archived)
# technically, its backwards thinking ;)
(I helped save b3ta! lo, the Greebo Warrior - Est. 2002, Tue 6 Jan 2004, 13:31, archived)
# In Iowa and S Carolina you have to get your parents permission though.
(I helped save b3ta! HP hasn't been here in aaaaaages, Tue 6 Jan 2004, 13:23, archived)
# but then
how do you do it in secret?
(rnuk http://flickr.com/rnuk, Tue 6 Jan 2004, 13:25, archived)
# if only you replied to the later post about bumlove
i'll shut up
(I helped save b3ta! Ulic hissing slightly, Tue 6 Jan 2004, 13:37, archived)
# Giant banana skin?
Not God's Great Banana Skin, surely?
(I helped save b3ta! HP hasn't been here in aaaaaages, Tue 6 Jan 2004, 13:07, archived)
# pffft!
you like chris 'dire' rea
(I helped save b3ta! Spoon, Tue 6 Jan 2004, 13:10, archived)
# this aint no technological breakdown.
oh no, this is the road to hull.
(I helped save b3ta! Tiggy Twitchin', Tue 6 Jan 2004, 13:13, archived)
# who here actually lives in hull?
come on, admit it...
(rnuk http://flickr.com/rnuk, Tue 6 Jan 2004, 13:16, archived)
# I have a holiday home there.
and I don't work much.
(I helped save b3ta! Claws of Doom I am no longer infected, Tue 6 Jan 2004, 13:17, archived)
# i hear hull is nice this time of year?
(I helped save b3ta! Tiggy Twitchin', Tue 6 Jan 2004, 13:18, archived)
# well
the temperature today will be a high of 10, with a low of 2, light showers and a hundred per cent chance of violent crime.
(rnuk http://flickr.com/rnuk, Tue 6 Jan 2004, 13:21, archived)
# mmm. sounds like a dream.
ill grab my things right away
(I helped save b3ta! Tiggy Twitchin', Tue 6 Jan 2004, 13:25, archived)
# don't know - at work now.
will get off sometime in easter. they turn the fires off then.
(I helped save b3ta! Claws of Doom I am no longer infected, Tue 6 Jan 2004, 13:22, archived)
# You've met
the wife then?
(t3d on FTLFM now http://83.149.101.8:8070/listen.pls, Tue 6 Jan 2004, 13:18, archived)
# its
the paris tunnel corner that will be their undoing.
(I helped save b3ta! Tyronne Get To Falkirk, Tue 6 Jan 2004, 13:07, archived)
# hahaha!
(I helped save b3ta! Laini, Tue 6 Jan 2004, 13:08, archived)
# hull
off you go
(I helped save b3ta! kikilookeylikey, Tue 6 Jan 2004, 13:09, archived)
# Haha!
They got twatted with a red shell,
or maybe they were in the lead and one of those blue spikey ones got them
(or a good shot with a green)
(Idid, Tue 6 Jan 2004, 13:09, archived)
# er mebe
shrunk and squashed.
(I helped save b3ta! Claws of Doom I am no longer infected, Tue 6 Jan 2004, 13:18, archived)
# or they drove off the side
or in the water, or... or... or...
someone wish a flashing star bumped into them
etc
(Idid, Tue 6 Jan 2004, 13:20, archived)
# Haha !!
(I helped save b3ta! G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Tue 6 Jan 2004, 13:09, archived)