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[challenge entry] Makes it nice and smooth......

..from a mini wandbagon earlier....

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(I helped save b3ta! Toma_o, Tue 20 Jan 2004, 10:51, archived)
# There was a mini "shop your porno collection" bandwagon?
(I helped save b3ta! 0% Interest Expand Reply Retweet Favorite More, Tue 20 Jan 2004, 10:53, archived)
# I'm suprised...
...I missed that
(I helped save b3ta! sick_boy, Tue 20 Jan 2004, 10:54, archived)
# your porno shop collection?
(I helped save b3ta! Tiggy Twitchin', Tue 20 Jan 2004, 10:54, archived)
# Round my way, they deliver.
(I helped save b3ta! 0% Interest Expand Reply Retweet Favorite More, Tue 20 Jan 2004, 10:54, archived)
# Really?
...I missed that too.
(I helped save b3ta! Toma_o, Tue 20 Jan 2004, 10:56, archived)
# is there a
larger goatse sized pack?
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Tue 20 Jan 2004, 10:53, archived)
# I read the interview with him...
...yesterday. Gotta admire the guy's dedication to rectal stretching.
(I helped save b3ta! sick_boy, Tue 20 Jan 2004, 10:54, archived)
# interview?
(garfi3ld, Tue 20 Jan 2004, 10:55, archived)
# google
for goatse interview. It's cracking!
(I helped save b3ta! sick_boy, Tue 20 Jan 2004, 10:58, archived)
# literally and literally
*tish*
(garfi3ld, Tue 20 Jan 2004, 10:59, archived)
# Here.
Not safe for work! Contains images and eye watering attention to detail!

www.bmezine.com/news/people/A20210/plp56/

Not safe for work! Contains images and eye watering attention to detail!
(I helped save b3ta! Mullet Over, Tue 20 Jan 2004, 10:58, archived)
# I'm curious,
but just can't bring myself to click that...

Anyone care to summarise (omitting any particularly gruesome details).
(I helped save b3ta! Ijon Tichy, Tue 20 Jan 2004, 11:01, archived)
# It's taken the chap years...
...of painful and bloody insertions to reach the levels of dilation that he enjoys now.
(I helped save b3ta! sick_boy, Tue 20 Jan 2004, 11:05, archived)
# You must look at it.
He can even fit a small globe up his arse.

I have now had my quota of horrible sick images for the week, and it's only Tuesday!

Don't look if you are feeling ill.
(I helped save b3ta! Toma_o, Tue 20 Jan 2004, 11:05, archived)
# he
likes to stick things up his bottom.
(haberman is singing in the changes, Tue 20 Jan 2004, 11:07, archived)
# Yes
I just read it all.
It's the wrongest thing that ever was wrong.

He's french, and heterosexual, and 24.
He just enjoys sticking stuff up his ass.
It takes 5-6 hours to get back to normal after a "session".
He uses 1.5L and 2L drinks bottles, bottles of wine, but his favourite seems to be plastic balls.
It's full of sick pictures - not even blocked by Websense (damn you websense, damn you).
It's just wrong.
And apparently, no, he doesn't need to wear a diaper.

*shudder*
(I helped save b3ta! Station, Tue 20 Jan 2004, 11:08, archived)
# mastick
(I helped save b3ta! Tiggy Twitchin', Tue 20 Jan 2004, 10:54, archived)
# spastic
super fantastic
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Tue 20 Jan 2004, 10:55, archived)
# chewing
elastic.
(I helped save b3ta! Toma_o, Tue 20 Jan 2004, 10:57, archived)
# if not
there should be..... 20 litre tub!
(garfi3ld, Tue 20 Jan 2004, 10:55, archived)
# Use concrete
for that hole. But not Man Concrete.
(I helped save b3ta! Toma_o, Tue 20 Jan 2004, 10:55, archived)
# comes complete...
with rotary cement mixer and 20 kg bag....
(Mr Joe Bangles, Tue 20 Jan 2004, 11:27, archived)
# but l like cracks
(I helped save b3ta! Happyperson, Tue 20 Jan 2004, 10:55, archived)