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# Honest doorsign
(I helped save b3ta! sp3ktor - no,.. I don't know either, Thu 5 Feb 2004, 16:56, archived)
# Let's play Beat the Clock!
(I helped save b3ta! Cadmus has teh uplikn coeds at, Thu 5 Feb 2004, 16:57, archived)
# Did you mean
to put an 'l' in there?
(I helped save b3ta! sp3ktor - no,.. I don't know either, Thu 5 Feb 2004, 16:57, archived)
# Yes, beat the clock
Finish before it gets fuzzy.
(I helped save b3ta! Cadmus has teh uplikn coeds at, Thu 5 Feb 2004, 16:59, archived)
# hehehe
class!
quick wanking question: is it me, or did 'fwap fwap fwap' used to be 'fap fap fap'??

edit: and another. is there a girls' ('jilling') equivalent??
(pinky shminky, Thu 5 Feb 2004, 16:57, archived)
# fwap's just wanking it that little bit harder
i reckon
(I helped save b3ta! lemony, Thu 5 Feb 2004, 16:59, archived)
# Fwap is the sound of the foreskin flapping in the breeze
(Roland Deschain, Thu 5 Feb 2004, 22:00, archived)
# the first one is for non-circumcised
(Fragger, Thu 5 Feb 2004, 16:59, archived)
# hmmmm
zat so? i thought it might be to do with using different brands of lube. i'm going to have to do some research into this... *looks for nice jewish boys*
(pinky shminky, Thu 5 Feb 2004, 17:01, archived)
# It's the sound of butterfly wings flapping.


(I helped save b3ta! Mystery_Bob, Thu 5 Feb 2004, 17:02, archived)
# is that a butterfly with a lisp?
(oneofthemany, Thu 5 Feb 2004, 17:06, archived)
# it's called a
speech impediment, you nit wit
(Sylkis Green, Thu 5 Feb 2004, 17:32, archived)
# awww
a bit of fluffiness to relieve the relentless wanking. thankyou.
(pinky shminky, Thu 5 Feb 2004, 17:06, archived)
# flutterbys fwapping?
(I helped save b3ta! Slim has found god. He was down the back of the sofa., Thu 5 Feb 2004, 17:07, archived)
# the next time i go to one of them hotels
i am SO going to make one of those signs and purrit on the door
(massive pelican: jumps for money, Thu 5 Feb 2004, 17:00, archived)
# Why not make loads
and put them on strangers' door handles during the night?
(I helped save b3ta! Pope Shax XIII uses Visio for picture editing, does it show?, Thu 5 Feb 2004, 17:05, archived)
# printing as i type
(I helped save b3ta! Ulic hissing slightly, Thu 5 Feb 2004, 17:10, archived)
# I am shamelessly hijaaking the idea right now
Also planning: "Having an affair" and "Popping one off to the weather girl - come back during the sports news"
(I helped save b3ta! Pope Shax XIII uses Visio for picture editing, does it show?, Thu 5 Feb 2004, 17:12, archived)
# Yay
I'll bet you £10 that gets FP'd
(I helped save b3ta! Slim has found god. He was down the back of the sofa., Thu 5 Feb 2004, 17:04, archived)
# You owe him
a tenner
(Prof_Frink has remembered his username, Thu 5 Feb 2004, 17:59, archived)
# Arf!
its funny cos its true...
(I helped save b3ta! noodle monkey the cheese junky, Thu 5 Feb 2004, 17:06, archived)
# fantastic
on the other side - 'Refilling the minibar bottles with tap water'

(I helped save b3ta! mozza, Thu 5 Feb 2004, 17:42, archived)
# i did like that
so much that these

seem to have appeared on all the closed doors in my office corridor
wasn't me that put them there of course, you understand
(I helped save b3ta! FatherJack /me belms, Fri 6 Feb 2004, 14:41, archived)