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[challenge entry] DJ HETZ HUDSON is back, faster and harder than even before!!!
The time has come, after a half year of hard work in the Alterntive Underground Studios, DJ Hetz Hudson aka QUICKZINQ PROJECT has finished working on his best single ever!!! The new masterpiece is called 'SLOKKE-BIT 5', and you will experience speed and energy in a way, you´ve never heard before!!!

Support your role model, the saviour of speed:

DJ HETZ HUDSON with his new single

'QUICKZINQ PROJECT - SLOKKE-BIT 5'

Exclusive free download on the official site of DJ Hetz Hudson´s label:

ALTERNATIVE UNDERGROUND RECORDS GERMANY

YOUR WAY TO FASTEST DOWNLOAD!!!

There are three phatt mixes of 'SLOKKE-BIT 5':

- Underground Mix (the original version)
- Mindblaster Remix (a wonderful remix)
- Alternative Mix (an ambient version)

Now it´s your turn to support the only speedcore DJ on this small planet,
DJ HETZ HUDSON!!!

And never forget:

!!!SPEEDCORE - THE FAST WAY OF LIFE!!!




P.S. Watch out for the forthcoming 2nd album of DJ HETZ HUDSON, out in March 2004!!! STAY TUNED...

P.P.S. Visit the official DJ Hetz Hudson gallery on
www.alternative-underground.org

From the Inappropriate Endorsements challenge. See all 519 entries (closed)

(DJ Hetz Hudson, Mon 16 Feb 2004, 18:52, archived)
# SPEEDCORE:
even spastics like it
(I helped save b3ta! lazygamer VS tittybiscuits, Mon 16 Feb 2004, 18:53, archived)
# YAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAY
SPEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEED
COOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOORRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

edit - the nearly way of life
(I helped save b3ta! Or is it?, Mon 16 Feb 2004, 18:53, archived)
# wtfayboabcdefghijklmnopqrstuvwxyz?
(I helped save b3ta! rawr isn't really here., Mon 16 Feb 2004, 18:54, archived)
# tell me you didn't sit there and type the alphabet in order
i mean even qwertyuiopasdfghjklzxcvbnm doesn't take any effort
(I helped save b3ta! Or is it?, Mon 16 Feb 2004, 18:55, archived)
# it took little to no effort really...
yes i did in fact type the alphabet in order
(I helped save b3ta! rawr isn't really here., Mon 16 Feb 2004, 18:57, archived)
# Shabba !!
(I helped save b3ta! Jam Master Geordie Hero of B3ta., Mon 16 Feb 2004, 18:54, archived)
# faaaaaantastic!
i heard a couple of tracks from your new cd on friday, it was ace!
(I helped save b3ta! spacefish bong!, Mon 16 Feb 2004, 18:55, archived)
# Well...
...you are one of a few persons who have the album yet!!! The official release date will be on 15th March 2004...

This album contains the singles:

"GANG BANG" (No. 1 for nine days in the Germany download charts!!!)

"SLOKKE-BIT 5" (the new speedcore smash hit)

"GENERATION AUSLATZE 2004" (a new remake of DJ Hetz Hudson´s Top 5 collaboration with the only one DJ BRUTZ WILLIG!!!)

and more new speedcore tracks by
DJ HETZ HUDSON aka QUICKZINQ PROJECT



So stay tuned and watch out for this record...
(DJ Hetz Hudson, Mon 16 Feb 2004, 19:06, archived)
# excellent!
(I helped save b3ta! spacefish bong!, Mon 16 Feb 2004, 19:24, archived)
# speeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeed
core
(I helped save b3ta! tef, Mon 16 Feb 2004, 18:57, archived)
# ?
?
(I helped save b3ta! VampireMonkeyOnSpeed a super sexy sexual sex terrorist sex, Mon 16 Feb 2004, 18:58, archived)
# you may not have been around for the original DJ HETZ experience
long story short, he came on and spammed a lot, but actually started replying and posting pictures sometimes, and the board got to liking him. He makes his own brand of music called "Speed core" which became a meme of sorts. he left for a while when he got shut down for some reason and now he has returned and the world is right once more

edit - actually i guess that's not a long story or a short anything. that's the whole thing. "slightly abbreviated" or "in a nutshell" maybe, but not long story short
(I helped save b3ta! Or is it?, Mon 16 Feb 2004, 19:01, archived)
# Hooray!
(tomsk, Mon 16 Feb 2004, 19:03, archived)
# Bazzin'
etc
(I helped save b3ta! Scaryduck LIKES EGG, Mon 16 Feb 2004, 19:04, archived)
# YAY!
(I helped save b3ta! Reverend Dan, Mon 16 Feb 2004, 19:05, archived)
# yaaaaaaaaaaay!
WE LOVE YOU HETZ!

*lives the fast way of life*
(I helped save b3ta! mrRush, Mon 16 Feb 2004, 19:05, archived)
# I want your babies
You big hunk of love
(I helped save b3ta! wayward., Mon 16 Feb 2004, 19:05, archived)
# I LOVE YOU ALL, TOO!!!
You are my inspiration, you gave me the speed and the motivation to produce 15 months in my studios, but the result is greater than ever...
(DJ Hetz Hudson, Mon 16 Feb 2004, 19:08, archived)
# If that's speedcore,
then what do we call the Bad Brains?
Oop. I'm showing my age again. When I was a kid, they were considered speed metal. And we loooved it!
(I helped save b3ta! cowcat Bituminous squeegee, Mon 16 Feb 2004, 19:18, archived)