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# The Strokes Flash video
Fancy doing a flash animation 'rock video' for a quality Strokes pastiche song? Contact [email protected]

I don't want to give too much away (actually, anything) about the song, but trust me, it's good.

Ta.
(no_i_dont_remember_guildford, Wed 21 Apr 2004, 11:27, archived)
# no
(I helped save b3ta! summat to do with kittens, Wed 21 Apr 2004, 11:27, archived)
# awww
how harsh
(Market Man, Wed 21 Apr 2004, 11:28, archived)
# you said the same thing!
(I helped save b3ta! summat to do with kittens, Wed 21 Apr 2004, 11:29, archived)
# yes
twas a joke
(Market Man, Wed 21 Apr 2004, 11:30, archived)
# oh right
/thick
(I helped save b3ta! summat to do with kittens, Wed 21 Apr 2004, 11:33, archived)
# no
the strokes are shit and they eat poo.
(I helped save b3ta! Dano, Wed 21 Apr 2004, 11:28, archived)
# cannibals???
(Market Man, Wed 21 Apr 2004, 11:29, archived)
# ...argh!
logic!
(I helped save b3ta! Dano, Wed 21 Apr 2004, 11:29, archived)
# Strokes
Are excellent, you fool!
(I helped save b3ta! karatesausage, Wed 21 Apr 2004, 11:58, archived)
# sounds like
a porn vid..
(radja, Wed 21 Apr 2004, 11:28, archived)
# Email me
here is my webby site

www.richardtingley.co.uk

er...but only if you're paying...
(I helped save b3ta! bovine I'm so old, even my old is old, Wed 21 Apr 2004, 11:28, archived)
# I suspect if they're spamming b3ta
they're expecting a freebie

(oh and "pffft bisexual teapot")
(I helped save b3ta! Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Wed 21 Apr 2004, 11:36, archived)
# cue
music company person cough a lot and look to the ceiling and shuffle his feet.

music? work? paying? I think your in the wrong line mate.
(doktored, Wed 21 Apr 2004, 11:37, archived)
# I've heard this
several times, but one can only hope...
(I helped save b3ta! bovine I'm so old, even my old is old, Wed 21 Apr 2004, 11:39, archived)
# no
(Market Man, Wed 21 Apr 2004, 11:29, archived)
# No
1. I wouldn't be able to

2. The Strokes are b0llocks
(prolix - wont be cutting off his hair for any starving kids., Wed 21 Apr 2004, 11:29, archived)
# yeah ok
although I will need to be furnished with the full Flash Suite (or whatever it's called)
Oh, and sunshine helps me think so jet me off to the Bahamas or Australia and we may have a deal
(I helped save b3ta! the_fabulous_dancing_yak You like game? You come see 5punk.co.uk. You like!, Wed 21 Apr 2004, 11:29, archived)
# What are we?
Your Strokes video pastiche making bitches?
(I helped save b3ta! mother inferior - now fully in compliance with the Trades Descriptions Act, being both a mother and inferior, Wed 21 Apr 2004, 11:30, archived)
# I can't believe
it took so long for someone to say that
(Mr. Partyhat, Wed 21 Apr 2004, 11:32, archived)
# But
Still makes you all warm and fuzzy inside reading it, doesn't it?
(Whoopie the slug, Wed 21 Apr 2004, 11:50, archived)
# now I don't believe
you wanted to post your email address on an interweb massageboard

edit: although I appear to be the only person here who doesn't hate the strokes ... so for a sizeable fee and a tropical location full of honeys oiled-up buxom wenches in butt-biting bikinis I could probably knock something up ...
(I helped save b3ta! Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Wed 21 Apr 2004, 11:30, archived)
# A location full of honey?
mmm... sticky...
(I helped save b3ta! mog, Wed 21 Apr 2004, 11:33, archived)
# *licks lips*
(I helped save b3ta! Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Wed 21 Apr 2004, 11:38, archived)
# I quite like them,
axshoeally.
(I helped save b3ta! Stickman_ben, Wed 21 Apr 2004, 11:40, archived)
# so do i
is it suddenly cool to hate them? I haven't got the nme today you see.
(I helped save b3ta! mushybees NEBUSHI SHANGHUNG!, Wed 21 Apr 2004, 11:51, archived)
# strokes are
the most dull band ever

plus worst videos ever

and those awful twangy bits at the end of the 'songs' like they didn't know what else to do

and the NME seems to think they are cool
grrr

(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Wed 21 Apr 2004, 11:51, archived)
# most dull band ever?
surely you've heard massive attack at some point in your life?
(I helped save b3ta! mushybees NEBUSHI SHANGHUNG!, Wed 21 Apr 2004, 11:53, archived)
# pretty dull
but strokes are duller


and more infuriating

like celine dion
(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Wed 21 Apr 2004, 11:54, archived)
# harsh!
only one of the strokes looks anywhere near that equine!
(I helped save b3ta! mushybees NEBUSHI SHANGHUNG!, Wed 21 Apr 2004, 11:55, archived)
# neigh!
i suppose i shouldn't saddle them with that bag
(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Wed 21 Apr 2004, 11:59, archived)
# Fuck The Strokes

Stupid "Emperor's New Clothing" Lou Reed rip-off twats*

*I have issues witha flatmate who plays "Last Night" all the time. Not the album - that one song. Not that I want to listen to the album
(I helped save b3ta! Rev. A-MOL is lurking around these parts again, Wed 21 Apr 2004, 11:32, archived)
# Hmmmm
Well the song isn't exactly kind to the band.
(no_i_dont_remember_guildford, Wed 21 Apr 2004, 11:34, archived)
# is the cold hard cash involved?
then maybe - email is in my profile.
Just maybe, mind
(I helped save b3ta! Prof. Slocombe, Wed 21 Apr 2004, 11:33, archived)
# anybody picked as a winner??
if so make the strokes lick the unnamed bit between a spazzs' balls and asshole

its all they deserve
(I helped save b3ta! the art of xen Missing John Martyn RIP, Wed 21 Apr 2004, 11:42, archived)
# i believe it is known as
the choad (Beavis and Butthead i think).

and i wanna know how much money there is....hmmm?
(I helped save b3ta! mushybees NEBUSHI SHANGHUNG!, Wed 21 Apr 2004, 11:46, archived)
# no, a choad
is a cock that is only as long as it is wide.

the unnamed bit in question is the barse or sometimes the biffin.
(I helped save b3ta! Dano, Wed 21 Apr 2004, 11:50, archived)
# thanks
for clearing that up!
(I helped save b3ta! mushybees NEBUSHI SHANGHUNG!, Wed 21 Apr 2004, 11:51, archived)
# Didn't Sum 41 already do a Strokes pastiche in a video?
That wasn't funny either.
(I helped save b3ta! Neth, Wed 21 Apr 2004, 11:44, archived)
# I'm a huge fan of the Strokes
I would love to attempt it!
(I helped save b3ta! karatesausage, Wed 21 Apr 2004, 11:57, archived)