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# boom!
Evenin all, Just joining this wonderful civilisation called b3ta? better than being stuck in a traffic jam behind a nissan micra!
(explosive_monkey, Wed 21 Apr 2004, 21:08, archived)
# whats rule 1 everybody?
hi new person, youll like it round here
(I helped save b3ta! Devil Duck: ( ' )< and his cunning stunts, Wed 21 Apr 2004, 21:09, archived)
# no
bandwagons
(I helped save b3ta! anythingbutthisactually, Wed 21 Apr 2004, 21:10, archived)
# Wash hands after fwappage?
(0800221155 Coldseal windows, Wed 21 Apr 2004, 21:11, archived)
# oh
/looks at hands

erm...

*fwap* *fwap* *fwap* *fwap* *fwap* *fwap* *fwap* *fwap* *fwap* *fwap* *fwap* *fwap* *fwap*
(I helped save b3ta! anythingbutthisactually, Wed 21 Apr 2004, 21:13, archived)
# jezuz
you'll be attracting MJ and Gary G like this
(0800221155 Coldseal windows, Wed 21 Apr 2004, 21:14, archived)
# you got it
ew
(I helped save b3ta! Devil Duck: ( ' )< and his cunning stunts, Wed 21 Apr 2004, 21:13, archived)
# no
goatse
(m1k3k, Wed 21 Apr 2004, 21:11, archived)
# thats a good
rule #1
(I helped save b3ta! cheesemaster a screaming naked asian man driving a semi, Wed 21 Apr 2004, 21:14, archived)
# If it's your first time,
you must shop.
(The Ghost of Stephen Foster, Wed 21 Apr 2004, 21:15, archived)
# rule one
you don't talk about the message board?
(ApathyBoy ApathyBoy, Wed 21 Apr 2004, 21:16, archived)
# Ooh, Fight Club
near-mindpiss.
(The Ghost of Stephen Foster, Wed 21 Apr 2004, 21:17, archived)
# rule two
you don't talk about the message.... oh wait no thats rule one... rule two no smoking


*i miss spaced so much*
(ApathyBoy ApathyBoy, Wed 21 Apr 2004, 21:19, archived)
#
*maintains silent vigil*
(The Ghost of Stephen Foster, Wed 21 Apr 2004, 21:20, archived)
# can i get any of you cunts a drink
shaun of the dead is certainly bridging that gap (or space... maybe)
(ApathyBoy ApathyBoy, Wed 21 Apr 2004, 21:22, archived)
# Haven't gotten around to seeing that yet.
The girl I wanted to see it with is being a NEUROTIC IDIOT. Or "woman", as they are known colloquially. Still, hope springs eternal.
(The Ghost of Stephen Foster, Wed 21 Apr 2004, 21:23, archived)
# get some chloroform
that way you have choices either take this lady chum or not, its easy this way.
(ApathyBoy ApathyBoy, Wed 21 Apr 2004, 21:26, archived)
# I like the way you think.
(The Ghost of Stephen Foster, Wed 21 Apr 2004, 21:29, archived)
# Rule Three
Do not divulge tEh upLaOD CoDEz.
(Xybex, Wed 21 Apr 2004, 21:23, archived)
# You'll never leave?
?
(I helped save b3ta! Linbox has a serious dunk habit, Wed 21 Apr 2004, 21:24, archived)
# welcome
welcome
welcome

pull up a kitten, watch out for the quo, and so forth
(I helped save b3ta! anythingbutthisactually, Wed 21 Apr 2004, 21:09, archived)
# brace
yourself for flamage
edit: well nevermind, stop bracing yourself I guess...
(kaibosh, Wed 21 Apr 2004, 21:09, archived)
# flamage
sounds like a dessert
(Lord of the Beans, Wed 21 Apr 2004, 21:14, archived)
# It should be "Flamage au Creme".
It just sounds right.
(The Ghost of Stephen Foster, Wed 21 Apr 2004, 21:18, archived)
# Watch out
here it comes....

Edit Well I stand corrected - welcome!To explain, often new peeps are flamed for poting text onyl to a new thread - get shopping and show us your pics!
(I helped save b3ta! enthusiastic amateur delurked at:, Wed 21 Apr 2004, 21:09, archived)
# yaaaaaaaaaaay!
(I helped save b3ta! anythingbutthisactually, Wed 21 Apr 2004, 21:12, archived)
# ,
(I can see his zipper...)
(kaibosh, Wed 21 Apr 2004, 21:13, archived)
# ooh
saucy!
(I helped save b3ta! anythingbutthisactually, Wed 21 Apr 2004, 21:14, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! Yeknom. Incontinence and Premature ejaculation? Easy come, easy go., Wed 21 Apr 2004, 21:20, archived)
# huzzah! pull up a kitten
(I helped save b3ta! lemony, Wed 21 Apr 2004, 21:10, archived)
# Good evening
believe what they say i haven't left once its messy now i need sanitation please help!
(ApathyBoy ApathyBoy, Wed 21 Apr 2004, 21:10, archived)
# You could also use
a bit more punctuation :)
(I helped save b3ta! Comma, Wed 21 Apr 2004, 21:13, archived)
# none left
i ran out on day 13andi thinkspaces arenext
(ApathyBoy ApathyBoy, Wed 21 Apr 2004, 21:17, archived)
# *snort*
:-)
(I helped save b3ta! Linbox has a serious dunk habit, Wed 21 Apr 2004, 21:25, archived)
# Warning
We are all completely insane quizwallop.

Fin
(Haig's 'Tache Traveling Hippy of Happyness and Kindness, Wed 21 Apr 2004, 21:12, archived)
# Insane? My home is b3ta then
I have Meatvest and a dookie with a rather tasty cuverlosis!
(explosive_monkey, Wed 21 Apr 2004, 21:14, archived)
# Lookin forward to that one then.
Oh yes.

(licks lips)
(Haig's 'Tache Traveling Hippy of Happyness and Kindness, Wed 21 Apr 2004, 21:16, archived)
# welcome!
enjoy your stay- it shall be forever
(I helped save b3ta! Kamikaze Stoat £4.09, Wed 21 Apr 2004, 21:13, archived)
# \makes very quick notes on ducks
\autocomplete
(generalname, Wed 21 Apr 2004, 21:14, archived)
# 'scuse my ignorance
but how do you get autocomplete? where does it come from?
(0800221155 Coldseal windows, Wed 21 Apr 2004, 21:16, archived)
# Am i bringing the WMD?



Click the subject box and a little menu comes down, select away. May only work in IE though
(generalname, Wed 21 Apr 2004, 21:19, archived)
# and firefox
(I helped save b3ta! lemony, Wed 21 Apr 2004, 21:20, archived)
# I stand corrected
although i did put 'may be' in there.
(generalname, Wed 21 Apr 2004, 21:22, archived)
# the "orange"
(it's a function of IE)
(I helped save b3ta! FatherJack /me belms, Wed 21 Apr 2004, 21:20, archived)
# All of the above.
(I helped save b3ta! Comma, Wed 21 Apr 2004, 21:15, archived)