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# Lest we forget, Mobys birthday

(I helped save b3ta! Dai_Marzipan Ain't no party like an S Club party, Wed 11 Sep 2002, 12:32, archived)
# blimey
Jarvis Cocker meets Andre Agassi (and er grows some hair)
(I helped save b3ta! Fat Boab of dailyreckless.com fame, Wed 11 Sep 2002, 12:35, archived)
# Are you...
...Oor Wullie's pal?
(I helped save b3ta! sick_boy, Wed 11 Sep 2002, 12:41, archived)
# crivvens aye
are you Renton's buddy?
(I helped save b3ta! Fat Boab of dailyreckless.com fame, Wed 11 Sep 2002, 13:01, archived)
# Help ma boab!
Aye!
(I helped save b3ta! sick_boy, Wed 11 Sep 2002, 13:05, archived)
# jings
we should get together and be Radge DC characters. Quick whoring link for you
(I helped save b3ta! Fat Boab of dailyreckless.com fame, Wed 11 Sep 2002, 13:10, archived)
# NNNNNNNOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!
please I love a good shaved head...

Arf
(I helped save b3ta! jiva nearly always up for a game of scrabble, Wed 11 Sep 2002, 12:37, archived)
# will you marry me?
where do you stand on beards?
(I helped save b3ta! new_matt, Wed 11 Sep 2002, 12:41, archived)
# Strange question.
or do you like women to stand on your beard?
(I helped save b3ta! bovine I'm so old, even my old is old, Wed 11 Sep 2002, 12:44, archived)
# i'm the one on the left in ZZ top
(I helped save b3ta! new_matt, Wed 11 Sep 2002, 12:47, archived)
# I love..
..A good shaved dam building rodent.
(I helped save b3ta! sick_boy, Wed 11 Sep 2002, 12:42, archived)
# Don't we
all.
(I helped save b3ta! bigdave, Wed 11 Sep 2002, 12:44, archived)
# can't understand that you know
pre-pubescent children spring to mind. gross.
(I helped save b3ta! pep, Wed 11 Sep 2002, 12:46, archived)
# Shaved rodents..
..remind you of prepubescent children? How odd!
(I helped save b3ta! sick_boy, Wed 11 Sep 2002, 12:48, archived)
# eeeh when i were a lad
we 'ad to shave 't'air off t'guinea pig so we could 'ave summat to line oor coats wi'
(I helped save b3ta! new_matt, Wed 11 Sep 2002, 12:51, archived)
# Aye..
..'tis grim up north.
(I helped save b3ta! sick_boy, Wed 11 Sep 2002, 12:53, archived)
# To counter that argument
cos I do have that niggling in the back of my mind, there's no need to pluck hairs from between the teeth during/after. It's a win-win scenario!
(I helped save b3ta! bigdave, Wed 11 Sep 2002, 12:56, archived)
# what about women?
i think women should have shaved heads, and men should have tons of hair. mind you, the infrequency with which men wash might count against this idea.
(I helped save b3ta! spacefish bong!, Wed 11 Sep 2002, 12:47, archived)
# i've always been keen on women
with short hair. don't ask me. i imagine it's freudian.
(I helped save b3ta! new_matt, Wed 11 Sep 2002, 12:48, archived)
# the head is a very sensitive part of the body
necks and ears (and the bit behind the ears) are brilliant
(I helped save b3ta! spacefish bong!, Wed 11 Sep 2002, 12:51, archived)
# you can use ears as handles
(I helped save b3ta! mikeisbrill, Wed 11 Sep 2002, 12:53, archived)
# As are
eyebrows, eyelashess and the corners of your eyes, oh and the corners of your mouth.
(I helped save b3ta! bovine I'm so old, even my old is old, Wed 11 Sep 2002, 12:55, archived)
# indeed. mmm...
/me has a cold shower
(I helped save b3ta! spacefish bong!, Wed 11 Sep 2002, 12:56, archived)
# Me too,
My back is one big nerve ending, whenevr my girlfriend gives me a massage I turn into a gibbering loon.
(I helped save b3ta! bovine I'm so old, even my old is old, Wed 11 Sep 2002, 13:04, archived)
# Oh yeah
there's a spot just at the tip of my penis which always sends ripples of pleasure through my body when a nun kisses it...
(Bob Hopelessness, Wed 11 Sep 2002, 13:06, archived)
# Ah, the soft , sweet
language of love.
It touched my heart.
(I helped save b3ta! bovine I'm so old, even my old is old, Wed 11 Sep 2002, 13:08, archived)
# oh dear, this is all a bit confessions
i used to go out with a girl who loved having her ears nibbled & kissed when we were, well, *ahem*, you know...

she had short hair.
(I helped save b3ta! new_matt, Wed 11 Sep 2002, 12:55, archived)
# Freud was a beardy baldy
wasnt he?
(I helped save b3ta! bovine I'm so old, even my old is old, Wed 11 Sep 2002, 12:51, archived)
# I remember he tried to
get his relations to take coke.

I NEVER WANTED TO SHAG MY MUM OK! I'VE NOT JUST REPRESSED THE MEMORIES!

sorry
(sonicpeon, Wed 11 Sep 2002, 12:56, archived)
# it was his big sherlock holmes-style pipe
that does it for me...
(I helped save b3ta! new_matt, Wed 11 Sep 2002, 12:57, archived)
# here he is
you are
(I helped save b3ta! spacefish bong!, Wed 11 Sep 2002, 12:58, archived)
# looks like tomsk.
(I helped save b3ta! mikeisbrill, Wed 11 Sep 2002, 12:50, archived)
# NO
it FUCKING DOESN'T.

That is all.
(I helped save b3ta! Dr Phil Kitten, Wed 11 Sep 2002, 13:01, archived)
# looks like tomsk.
(I helped save b3ta! mikeisbrill, Wed 11 Sep 2002, 12:50, archived)
# I recognise that mullitt
mullitt pic
(I helped save b3ta! Slim has found god. He was down the back of the sofa., Wed 11 Sep 2002, 13:08, archived)