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[challenge entry] First post, probably been done many times before


The Swiss Army try out thier new weapon.
(new improved small size)edit - the picture, not the knife

From the I didn't know it did that! challenge. See all 222 entries (closed)

(Art-Dan is a semi-lurker, Tue 6 Jul 2004, 15:58, archived)
# BOOM! Welcome!
For future reference, some people round here seem to have small monitors so try and keep the width down to about 350px. 280 is ideal.
(I helped save b3ta! supermoore: HUNG, Tue 6 Jul 2004, 16:01, archived)
# bah
bollocks to that... i like big pictures.

/freudian
(I helped save b3ta! lemony, Tue 6 Jul 2004, 16:04, archived)
# Me too. My monitor could cope easily if every picture was 1000px wide.
I don't believe most people on here run with less than 16" visible screen at 1024 resolution, so 800px wide should be no problem for them. I just think some people like to have rules to use as a stick to beat other people with.
(I helped save b3ta! supermoore: HUNG, Tue 6 Jul 2004, 16:06, archived)
# There is at least one person
viewing with a monitor 2304 wide, so my site stats said for my last post. That's wider than my desk.
(I helped save b3ta! Enigmatic ™                 Voice No More                  ©, Tue 6 Jul 2004, 16:08, archived)
# yup
oh well

*runs off to make 40,000px wide nsfw pic*
(I helped save b3ta! lemony, Tue 6 Jul 2004, 16:08, archived)
# Did lemony really say that?
is this the sizest lemony we know and love or has someone stolen him in london and locked him in a wardrobe somewhere?
(I helped save b3ta! Enigmatic ™                 Voice No More                  ©, Tue 6 Jul 2004, 16:11, archived)
# I think
he's found something more important to occupy his time.
(I helped save b3ta! supermoore: HUNG, Tue 6 Jul 2004, 16:13, archived)
# john holmes?
(I helped save b3ta! Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Tue 6 Jul 2004, 16:11, archived)
# swiss army?
bunch of cowards

and woo pic
(I helped save b3ta! MrSanity has maybe kicked the WoW habit forever, Tue 6 Jul 2004, 16:01, archived)
# Oh,
at least twice.

TJ: Do you want to save your evolution believing soul?
(I helped save b3ta! Rev. A-MOL is lurking around these parts again, Tue 6 Jul 2004, 16:01, archived)
# God
bless Jack T Chick. Somewhere I have the ORIGINAL version of "The Dark Dungeons", where he slams CS Lewis over the blatantly satanic Narnia books...
(Wong Fei-Hung - now with added flickr.com (see profile), Tue 6 Jul 2004, 16:02, archived)
# Those are great
Apparently if you play Dungeons & Dragons you get dark magical powers. I was never interested before, but that made me go right out and buy a twenty sided dice! Hurrah! :|
(I helped save b3ta! Matazone has new icons, but is keeping this one, Tue 6 Jul 2004, 16:04, archived)
# Yeah
same here - I've got the 25mm figures and I've painted them, I've read the DM's Guide and the Monster Manual, WHERE AM TEH HOARDS OF COCYTUS?
(Wong Fei-Hung - now with added flickr.com (see profile), Tue 6 Jul 2004, 16:06, archived)
# get there from the temple of elemental evil
:)
(I helped save b3ta! MrSanity has maybe kicked the WoW habit forever, Tue 6 Jul 2004, 16:09, archived)
# *Watches as references go flying over head*
Geek I may be, but D&D player I am not. I've got to keep some standards.
(I helped save b3ta! Matazone has new icons, but is keeping this one, Tue 6 Jul 2004, 16:12, archived)
# I haven't played for years
it dredges up fond memories of my teenage years
(I helped save b3ta! MrSanity has maybe kicked the WoW habit forever, Tue 6 Jul 2004, 16:13, archived)
# That always makes me want to breaksmashkill.
(I helped save b3ta! supermoore: HUNG, Tue 6 Jul 2004, 16:03, archived)
# That is wonderful
I'm sure it will help us all to vercome these Godless theories of evolution that are so prevalent these days.
(I helped save b3ta! Mystery_Bob, Tue 6 Jul 2004, 16:06, archived)
# But
what happened to the dinosaurs?
(I helped save b3ta! Rev. A-MOL is lurking around these parts again, Tue 6 Jul 2004, 16:07, archived)
# Jesus
ate them. (Mark 6:34)
(tomsk, Tue 6 Jul 2004, 16:08, archived)
# Sir
Sandgoblin called them cunts and they died of shame.
(Wong Fei-Hung - now with added flickr.com (see profile), Tue 6 Jul 2004, 16:09, archived)
# bible bashing
shiteaters - they are everything on this list!
(I helped save b3ta! sprinkles ITS AN ISLAND, morron, Tue 6 Jul 2004, 16:07, archived)
# Correct
on so many levels*



*may not be true
(Steve - AKA: Steve, Tue 6 Jul 2004, 16:11, archived)
# Seeing stuff like that
makes me hope that Osama has a small nuke hidden somewhere in the continental US.

/fluffy
(keef, Tue 6 Jul 2004, 16:19, archived)
# good start! :)
welcome to b3ta!
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Tue 6 Jul 2004, 16:02, archived)
# BOOM
(I helped save b3ta! rollingcabbage is still alive, Tue 6 Jul 2004, 16:02, archived)
# yaaaay!
*high five*
(I helped save b3ta! Funtastic Pony Magic, Tue 6 Jul 2004, 16:03, archived)
# some people
evidently have far too much spare time.
woo
(I helped save b3ta! ferret charmer, Tue 6 Jul 2004, 16:29, archived)
# Yar AR YAAARRRRR
I be back from the depths of 56k and now be workin in a place with broadband. Fellow b3tarians beware yarrrr yarrr YARR

woo to the pic - good for a new
(I helped save b3ta! SiX and his hat, Tue 6 Jul 2004, 16:03, archived)
# WeeeeEEEeeeEee. Nice first post.
In case you didn't get the message yet, have a:

(I helped save b3ta! Evil Prof. Pixel Masher I made this!, Tue 6 Jul 2004, 16:04, archived)
# The blades are going to chop his hand off!
(Steve - AKA: Steve, Tue 6 Jul 2004, 16:06, archived)
# Thats a nail file nearest his hand :P
(Art-Dan is a semi-lurker, Tue 6 Jul 2004, 16:07, archived)
# Alright...
file his hand down!
(Steve - AKA: Steve, Tue 6 Jul 2004, 16:09, archived)