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# It's a fake!
Where's the sausage-onna-fork?
(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Thu 5 Aug 2004, 14:39, archived)
# onna stick.....
(I helped save b3ta! Azra3l Lubrication Persuasion and Brute Force ™, Thu 5 Aug 2004, 14:41, archived)
# inna bun . . .
(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Thu 5 Aug 2004, 14:41, archived)
# on a rope
on a rope got me hanging like the people who opposse the glorious revolution of the banjolistas
(I helped save b3ta! Vultan the real one I threw my little yellow shoe, Thu 5 Aug 2004, 14:44, archived)
# Yeah
I guess you and me'll be first against the wall when the revolution comes
(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Thu 5 Aug 2004, 14:46, archived)
# oh not we
4 stringers will be the masters and the 5 sting guys will perform our dirty work by kicking people with thier cowboy boots and hitting them with thier stetsons
(I helped save b3ta! Vultan the real one I threw my little yellow shoe, Thu 5 Aug 2004, 14:51, archived)
# Yee-Haw to that
(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Thu 5 Aug 2004, 14:53, archived)
# covered in bee's
(I helped save b3ta! Azra3l Lubrication Persuasion and Brute Force ™, Thu 5 Aug 2004, 14:45, archived)
# I like my coffee like I like my women
.....covered in bees!
(I helped save b3ta! chenobble rocking his explorer beard on, Thu 5 Aug 2004, 14:57, archived)
# For heaven's sake,
think of the dial-uppers!
(I helped save b3ta! Lazlo Woodbine Panowie!, Thu 5 Aug 2004, 14:39, archived)
# FF seems to think it's 0kb
the dial-uppers will love it ;)
(I helped save b3ta! supermoore: HUNG, Thu 5 Aug 2004, 14:40, archived)
# Firefox
discovers way to make the internet even greater!

/goes to download Godfather Trilogy
(I helped save b3ta! Rev. A-MOL is lurking around these parts again, Thu 5 Aug 2004, 14:42, archived)
# FF cheats and runs over kittens
Opera rules all*


May not be entirely true since it gives me no end of trouble sometimes.
(I helped save b3ta! Lazlo Woodbine Panowie!, Thu 5 Aug 2004, 14:44, archived)
# its true its true
opera am teh best
(I helped save b3ta! The Incredible... accident free since, Thu 5 Aug 2004, 14:52, archived)
# Aye,
except on gamespot.com when trying to download anything. Had to resort to IE to get Star Wars Galaxies.

*hates non-standard interweb standards*
(I helped save b3ta! Lazlo Woodbine Panowie!, Thu 5 Aug 2004, 14:56, archived)
# You should get yourself
a proper browser than.
(I helped save b3ta! Mystery_Bob, Thu 5 Aug 2004, 14:43, archived)
# did you sort out your networking?
(I helped save b3ta! Azra3l Lubrication Persuasion and Brute Force ™, Thu 5 Aug 2004, 14:43, archived)
# Yes.
I used NAILS and MAGIC.
(I helped save b3ta! supermoore: HUNG, Thu 5 Aug 2004, 14:46, archived)
# Everyone knows
JAM and IRON FILINGS are more effective
(Clunge_Gunge, Thu 5 Aug 2004, 14:47, archived)
# For some reason I read that as
Jeremy Iron's Fillings.

I need to start reading things properly again.
(I helped save b3ta! Lazlo Woodbine Panowie!, Thu 5 Aug 2004, 14:52, archived)
# ahh
i can see how if you used magic to see into the cable and then hit the nail in exactly the right place you can easily short out the two cores inthe cable to turn it into a crossover

well done sir
(I helped save b3ta! Azra3l Lubrication Persuasion and Brute Force ™, Thu 5 Aug 2004, 14:52, archived)
# dial-up demon
I'm a 56k super-surfer and it was fine
(viesteb, Thu 5 Aug 2004, 14:43, archived)
# fine downloading
3/4 of a meg?
anywho, bmps shouldnt be used on the net anyway, theyre just not gooa optimisation. it says so in the FAQ
(I helped save b3ta! tico, Thu 5 Aug 2004, 14:48, archived)
# Ahem...
(I helped save b3ta! Lazlo Woodbine Panowie!, Thu 5 Aug 2004, 14:55, archived)
# crushes two kittens?
/pedant
(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Thu 5 Aug 2004, 14:58, archived)
# no no it would miss the front one
try to keep things in perspective

been waiting 3 years to use that joke
(I helped save b3ta! Vultan the real one I threw my little yellow shoe, Thu 5 Aug 2004, 15:02, archived)
# hey hey
like it
(I helped save b3ta! Hankster, Thu 5 Aug 2004, 14:39, archived)
# So I see. Pay attention, here comes the science bit:

.bmp is not really a web friendly format. you should try saving your images as .gif, .jpg, or .png
(I helped save b3ta! supermoore: HUNG, Thu 5 Aug 2004, 14:40, archived)
# fake teachers & unreal hounds
a-hehe a-hehe
(viesteb, Thu 5 Aug 2004, 14:41, archived)
# Ooooo!
Jagged!
(I helped save b3ta! hoifbjifbef, Thu 5 Aug 2004, 14:42, archived)
# ah ...
apologies ... I'll rectify ...
(jimcrock, Thu 5 Aug 2004, 14:46, archived)
# you'd best
do knobby. Jigger will get you otherwise
(I helped save b3ta! DrPoppers Touched by his noodly appendage, Thu 5 Aug 2004, 15:09, archived)