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# Unshopped - Poor advertising choices
Looks like that carpet company are at it again!



Once again 100% unshopped, appearing in the Fenland Post.

EDIT: This week, they use the failure of the Genesis probe to sell carpet.

Last week they decided to appoint Saddam Hussein as a spokesman


(I helped save b3ta! StuartB Official Operator of Macs, Wed 15 Sep 2004, 17:18, archived)
# Wtf..
..is that yellow UFO type thingymajig?
(I helped save b3ta! Jaffacake, Wed 15 Sep 2004, 17:19, archived)
# THAT'S NO MOON!
(I helped save b3ta! newg rum n coke, Wed 15 Sep 2004, 17:20, archived)
# please ...
.. Dont start that again! :)
(I helped save b3ta! Jaffacake, Wed 15 Sep 2004, 17:22, archived)
# genesis
it's their latest release

a new version of
something falling in the air tonight
(Mehitabel_Itrang, Wed 15 Sep 2004, 17:21, archived)
# *awful*
:)
(I helped save b3ta! Jaffacake, Wed 15 Sep 2004, 17:22, archived)
# and would you believe
that mild cheddar has fallen by tuppence a kilo
(Pouched_species, Wed 15 Sep 2004, 17:20, archived)
# Yes.
It stinks.
(I helped save b3ta! Rev. Cleo still alive, Wed 15 Sep 2004, 17:21, archived)
# Really?
Fuck.

*looks nervously at stockpiled cheddar*

D'you think I should sell now or will it go back up?
(MooCow_Byter, Wed 15 Sep 2004, 17:23, archived)
# no if you sell it then other countries could have more cheddar than us
creating a cheddar gap!

or should that be gorge?
(Mehitabel_Itrang, Wed 15 Sep 2004, 17:26, archived)
# I think that would be going WHEY too far...
I mean, there's enough displaced curds in this country already...
(I helped save b3ta! Gizmo.mp3 does not exist, Wed 15 Sep 2004, 17:29, archived)
# *hits secret smile repeatedly with squeaky toy hammer*
(Mehitabel_Itrang, Wed 15 Sep 2004, 17:31, archived)
# i'm not surprised, to be brutally honest.
the dairy market has been unstable for a while.

first time cheese buyers are haveing trouble getting their foot on the cheese ladder.
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Wed 15 Sep 2004, 17:23, archived)
# yes, it's all that
buy to ferment malarkey
(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Wed 15 Sep 2004, 17:25, archived)
#
(not_real had his name thieved, Wed 15 Sep 2004, 17:22, archived)
# woo!
*cracks up
(I helped save b3ta! StuartB Official Operator of Macs, Wed 15 Sep 2004, 17:24, archived)
# heheh
.. Now why didnt i think of that!?

Oh yes .. Coz im talentless :(
(I helped save b3ta! Jaffacake, Wed 15 Sep 2004, 17:24, archived)
# That's not real!!!


/bridgeless
(I helped save b3ta! NomDePlume fo shizzle my nizzle old bean, Wed 15 Sep 2004, 17:26, archived)
# correction; that's not_real
*laughs at own joke, made for umpteenth time*
(not_real had his name thieved, Wed 15 Sep 2004, 17:27, archived)
# *gets confused*

*falls over*

*crawls off to the pub*
(I helped save b3ta! NomDePlume fo shizzle my nizzle old bean, Wed 15 Sep 2004, 17:29, archived)
# heehee
(I helped save b3ta! AgentMuu hentai coordination, Wed 15 Sep 2004, 17:30, archived)
# Have they had
a hummus injection?
(Captain Togo: the problem with heroin is its just so moreish, Wed 15 Sep 2004, 17:25, archived)
# nice, but you lied
i can see it's shopped, the address and number are pixellised *tuts*
(I helped save b3ta! Naive Amoeba Bored Cig, Wed 15 Sep 2004, 17:30, archived)
# also..
it's been scanned in from hard copy media too, and resized and re-leveled! ;)
(I helped save b3ta! StuartB Official Operator of Macs, Wed 15 Sep 2004, 17:40, archived)