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[challenge entry] Belated:

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(I helped save b3ta! Mr Gear the gay-maker, Wed 17 Nov 2004, 15:27, archived)
# Teh Woo
(I helped save b3ta! Doc G and Sid the Monkey may contain traces of spatula, Wed 17 Nov 2004, 15:28, archived)
# *nods*
'owdoo Doc
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Wed 17 Nov 2004, 15:29, archived)
# Art'noon Prof
And how's life treating, you this gloomy wednesday afternnon?
(I helped save b3ta! Doc G and Sid the Monkey may contain traces of spatula, Wed 17 Nov 2004, 15:31, archived)
# no so bad like
just bin down t'pit mining for precious precious hummus lumps... but I think someone had been there before me and mined it dry. Now I'm off for t'pie and t'mushy peas and a pint of mild
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Wed 17 Nov 2004, 15:33, archived)
# *sniggers

*counts lumps of hummus
(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Wed 17 Nov 2004, 15:35, archived)
# more than 1?
you lucky bugger... wait a minute, that's fools hummus! Chickpea Pyrites!
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Wed 17 Nov 2004, 15:37, archived)
# ah come on
chickpea Pyrites, that's not bad!
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Wed 17 Nov 2004, 15:50, archived)
# tough crowd.
Thanks ladies and gentlemen, I'll be here all week... try the soup it's got a really nice profit margin!
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Wed 17 Nov 2004, 15:51, archived)
# Mmmmmm, mild.
sometimes I can be such an old man!
(I helped save b3ta! Doc G and Sid the Monkey may contain traces of spatula, Wed 17 Nov 2004, 15:35, archived)
# you can, you have my permission
but only sometimes
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Wed 17 Nov 2004, 15:39, archived)
# Hmmmn a pint of mild ......
haven't had one of them for years.

/Doffs flat cap and searches for pub with mild
(WARNING: This name may contain the word CUNT, Wed 17 Nov 2004, 15:35, archived)
# Mmmm, mild and bitter is one of my favoured poisons.
Have introduced a lot of friends to it. Was called "Two's" in the part of darkest Norfolk from where I originated.
(I helped save b3ta! Doc G and Sid the Monkey may contain traces of spatula, Wed 17 Nov 2004, 15:38, archived)
# 1/2 of mild 1/2 of bitter
that sounds like some strange alchemy to me
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Wed 17 Nov 2004, 15:39, archived)
# You can't beat it!
*salivates*
(I helped save b3ta! Doc G and Sid the Monkey may contain traces of spatula, Wed 17 Nov 2004, 15:40, archived)
# ooh Northern accents make me come over all unnecessary
*comes over all unnecessary*

please don't ask me who necessary is or say he's lucky, please!
(I helped save b3ta! Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Wed 17 Nov 2004, 15:35, archived)
# Did I ever mention I was bord and bread
in t'Durham, in t'North... ?
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Wed 17 Nov 2004, 15:38, archived)
# nope
mind you, I assume that most of the day shifters are northern people.
(I helped save b3ta! Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Wed 17 Nov 2004, 15:41, archived)
# why's that then
because we all have night jobs? I personally stack shelves in a hairdressers boutique
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Wed 17 Nov 2004, 15:42, archived)
# no, nothing to do with how much or what type of work you do
more to do with the way most people speak (or rather, write)
(I helped save b3ta! Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Wed 17 Nov 2004, 15:45, archived)
# och aye,
I pure ken, ya ken?
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Wed 17 Nov 2004, 15:46, archived)
# aye
(I helped save b3ta! Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Wed 17 Nov 2004, 15:51, archived)
# Ahem!
'North'ampton . . .
(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Wed 17 Nov 2004, 15:40, archived)
# midlands
(I helped save b3ta! Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Wed 17 Nov 2004, 15:44, archived)
# Bollocks!
Rumbled!

Hey! It's further north than Cape Town . . .

/hopeful
(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Wed 17 Nov 2004, 15:45, archived)
# so's most of the rest of the world
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Wed 17 Nov 2004, 15:47, archived)
# nice quoage there sir
woo
(I helped save b3ta! swaza I'm bad, I'm bad. You know it. I'm bad., Wed 17 Nov 2004, 15:28, archived)
# where can one find
the famous quo pic? not on google image....i was looking..
(travbot, Wed 17 Nov 2004, 15:35, archived)
# I have uploaded it for you:
(I helped save b3ta! Mr Gear the gay-maker, Wed 17 Nov 2004, 15:36, archived)
# thank you
ever so much! see you in 20 minutes...har har
(travbot, Wed 17 Nov 2004, 15:37, archived)
# That
could almost be a candidate for Viz's "Up the arse corner"
(I helped save b3ta! 100% Cock Raw like carrots., Wed 17 Nov 2004, 15:38, archived)
# Is that Mr Titty-belt?
(Chas to his mates)
(I helped save b3ta! Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Wed 17 Nov 2004, 15:30, archived)
# arf
most (woo/quo)-some
(I helped save b3ta! mooglemania Please disregard this sig., Wed 17 Nov 2004, 15:31, archived)
# It's a Trap!!
/coat
(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Wed 17 Nov 2004, 15:31, archived)
# ...
(I helped save b3ta! Sunshine Elephant, Wed 17 Nov 2004, 15:33, archived)
# He he!
(I helped save b3ta! Mr Gear the gay-maker, Wed 17 Nov 2004, 15:35, archived)
# hahahahhaha
grrrreat
(I helped save b3ta! The Duke of Prunes, Wed 17 Nov 2004, 15:39, archived)
# Gooodeee!
I was hoping to see that again . . .
(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Wed 17 Nov 2004, 15:41, archived)
# ooooh
shadowtastic my friend.

The Doc might suggest that all it needs is a bottle of cooking sherry!
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Wed 17 Nov 2004, 15:31, archived)
# That is what
Francis is getting out of his pocket...
(I helped save b3ta! Mr Gear the gay-maker, Wed 17 Nov 2004, 15:34, archived)
# Yay!
Cheap sherry!
(I helped save b3ta! Doc G and Sid the Monkey may contain traces of spatula, Wed 17 Nov 2004, 15:36, archived)
# The cunts...
(I helped save b3ta! chobb ,ø¤ºGREATº¤ø,¸¸,ø¤ºRAPISTº¤ø,¸¸,ø¤ºRECOMMENDEDº¤ø, Wed 17 Nov 2004, 15:32, archived)
# Your Quos are the best
(I helped save b3ta! Mr Gear the gay-maker, Wed 17 Nov 2004, 15:34, archived)
# Cheers.
(I helped save b3ta! chobb ,ø¤ºGREATº¤ø,¸¸,ø¤ºRAPISTº¤ø,¸¸,ø¤ºRECOMMENDEDº¤ø, Wed 17 Nov 2004, 15:36, archived)
# hhahahahah!
Quosome!
(I helped save b3ta! The Duke of Prunes, Wed 17 Nov 2004, 15:32, archived)