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[challenge entry] Chavs is high on my agenda today

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(I have not got fucking Tourettes, Fri 17 Dec 2004, 15:03, archived)
# what the hell is that on her arse?

edit: oops! liked the picture too :)
(I helped save b3ta! Reckless_Rik, Fri 17 Dec 2004, 15:04, archived)
# Cellulose?
(I helped save b3ta! Naive Amoeba Bored Cig, Fri 17 Dec 2004, 15:05, archived)
# is she a leaf?
(I helped save b3ta! Reckless_Rik, Fri 17 Dec 2004, 15:07, archived)
# yes, that's right.
She's a a pregnant leaf. In a jumper.
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Fri 17 Dec 2004, 15:07, archived)
# *copyrights the idea of foliage fashion*
(I helped save b3ta! Reckless_Rik, Fri 17 Dec 2004, 15:08, archived)
# This year
dress your Christmas tree with Gucci!
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Fri 17 Dec 2004, 15:09, archived)
# and bur berries
(I helped save b3ta! twig Save 6 Music, Fri 17 Dec 2004, 15:11, archived)
# HA
you win... why didn't I think of that?
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Fri 17 Dec 2004, 15:12, archived)
# this is why I have mince pie
and you DON'T
*taunts with pie*
(I helped save b3ta! twig Save 6 Music, Fri 17 Dec 2004, 15:14, archived)
# nono,
thats cellulite
(Chiligrrl WHERE'S MAH DUBLOONS, Fri 17 Dec 2004, 15:09, archived)
# oh yeah.... fat chlorophyl
(I helped save b3ta! Reckless_Rik, Fri 17 Dec 2004, 15:10, archived)
# i'm laughing
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Fri 17 Dec 2004, 15:07, archived)
# seconded
it's hideous
(I helped save b3ta! Mousing, Fri 17 Dec 2004, 15:05, archived)
# streachmarks
and bllody dark ones from the look of it
Or she may have a really shitty arse
(I helped save b3ta! Blobcat Less Jaffacakes this year, Fri 17 Dec 2004, 15:05, archived)
# pffft!

can you get dark stretch marks?!
(I helped save b3ta! Reckless_Rik, Fri 17 Dec 2004, 15:07, archived)
# Stretchmarks
The perils of being a woman.
(I have not got fucking Tourettes, Fri 17 Dec 2004, 15:06, archived)
# Right
I'm going to cancel the op'. I don't care how much he says he loves me, I am not having an arse that looks like that!
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Fri 17 Dec 2004, 15:07, archived)
# bum love cures stretch marks
(I helped save b3ta! Reckless_Rik, Fri 17 Dec 2004, 15:07, archived)
# you want me so badly it hurts,
admit it!
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Fri 17 Dec 2004, 15:08, archived)
# how big is your arse?
(I helped save b3ta! Reckless_Rik, Fri 17 Dec 2004, 15:12, archived)
# and all other ills
(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Fri 17 Dec 2004, 15:09, archived)
# So does lard
decisions decisions
(I have not got fucking Tourettes, Fri 17 Dec 2004, 15:09, archived)
# up the bum, no harm done
:)
(I helped save b3ta! Reckless_Rik, Fri 17 Dec 2004, 15:12, archived)
# But
it hurts
(I have not got fucking Tourettes, Fri 17 Dec 2004, 15:14, archived)
# only the first couple of times....
;-)
(I helped save b3ta! Reckless_Rik, Fri 17 Dec 2004, 15:15, archived)
# not with a lard-based lubricant
(I helped save b3ta! twig Save 6 Music, Fri 17 Dec 2004, 15:15, archived)
# Yeah.
Then all you have to worry about is the rectal prolapse.
(I helped save b3ta! Bohica Anne Frank's Bukkaki Tentacle Storm, Fri 17 Dec 2004, 15:09, archived)
# *fwaps*
(I helped save b3ta! Reckless_Rik, Fri 17 Dec 2004, 15:13, archived)
# the one on the right has the same on her belly
(I helped save b3ta! olivier8 (euroloon), Fri 17 Dec 2004, 15:16, archived)
# pregnant woman = yuck
(I helped save b3ta! Reckless_Rik, Fri 17 Dec 2004, 15:19, archived)
# Surely it's one of those tattoos
for displaying above your designer thong on low waist hipster jeans.


(not me personally you understand)

(serenissima is the most serene. And don't frigging forget it!, Fri 17 Dec 2004, 15:26, archived)
# Have a pea-roast

Santa Chav will keep her well stocked in fags & gigantic hoop earrings.
(evil_mikey is right behind you, Fri 17 Dec 2004, 15:15, archived)
# 10 Lamberts for Chavette
and 10 B&H for the baby, Ta.
(I have not got fucking Tourettes, Fri 17 Dec 2004, 15:18, archived)
# I still reckon Lamberts are great fags
(I helped save b3ta! Reckless_Rik, Fri 17 Dec 2004, 15:18, archived)