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[challenge entry] Congrats......




From the Greetings Cards For Any Occasion challenge. See all 489 entries (closed)

(v_Ln, Sat 18 Dec 2004, 16:44, archived)
# i would
(I helped save b3ta! Jaffacake, Sat 18 Dec 2004, 16:45, archived)
# OMFG
AHAHAHAHAHAHA That's so mean, but funny
(Bob Bobinson, feel's unloved, Sat 18 Dec 2004, 16:45, archived)
# OMFG
you R liek such a bumgay.
(That guy with a hat., Sat 18 Dec 2004, 16:55, archived)
# Bollocks
I bet he's already watermeloned his sisters!
(I helped save b3ta! StickFigureNinja is worried he may be on the list, Sat 18 Dec 2004, 16:45, archived)
# I bet
his father has...
(NoToRiouS, Sat 18 Dec 2004, 16:47, archived)
# Is the swear filter back on
or are people typing a load of watermelons?
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Sat 18 Dec 2004, 16:47, archived)
# Yes it is! Great aint it!
(I helped save b3ta! StickFigureNinja is worried he may be on the list, Sat 18 Dec 2004, 16:48, archived)
# Seconded
(I helped save b3ta! Matazone has new icons, but is keeping this one, Sat 18 Dec 2004, 16:51, archived)
# Yay I love the swear filter
but they should come up with more imaginative alternatives than Watermelon.
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Sat 18 Dec 2004, 16:51, archived)
# Personally
I have always loved 'happy baby orangutan'
(I helped save b3ta! Mystery_Bob, Sat 18 Dec 2004, 16:52, archived)
# I'd heard that you were quite partial to it too.
;)
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Sat 18 Dec 2004, 16:54, archived)
# Oh yes
the best way to spend a Saturday afternoon.
(I helped save b3ta! Mystery_Bob, Sat 18 Dec 2004, 16:56, archived)
# Well my Saturday will be taken up
playing Battle for Middle Earth. I'm a big kid at heart ;)
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Sat 18 Dec 2004, 17:04, archived)
# and surely watermeloning should have two "n"s
.. er.. not the word fucking obviously cos that would be stupid
(I helped save b3ta! Reckless_Rik, Sat 18 Dec 2004, 16:59, archived)
# don't get me started on this one...

*anger*
(I helped save b3ta! dotmund .co.uk, Sat 18 Dec 2004, 16:48, archived)
# What's so wrong with it then?
Eh? Eh?

*pokes DOTF in the chest*
(I helped save b3ta! Mystery_Bob, Sat 18 Dec 2004, 16:51, archived)
# I don't understand why they can't replace f u c k with f u <b></b> c k using the filter.
(I helped save b3ta! Naive Amoeba Bored Cig, Sat 18 Dec 2004, 16:52, archived)
# because
that wouldn't piss people off, therefore wouldn't be nearly as much fun.
(I helped save b3ta! Mystery_Bob, Sat 18 Dec 2004, 16:53, archived)
# I'll tell you:
In my opinion, the reason given behind it - that it will help the site not get swallowed by so many work filters - overlooks the fact that people shouldn't be pissing about on b3ta at work
(I helped save b3ta! dotmund .co.uk, Sat 18 Dec 2004, 16:55, archived)
# If it wasn't for peopl
pissing about on b3ta at work, the site would be a barron wasteland.
(I helped save b3ta! Mystery_Bob, Sat 18 Dec 2004, 16:57, archived)
# you say it like it would be a bad thing

(I helped save b3ta! dotmund .co.uk, Sat 18 Dec 2004, 16:58, archived)
# If the site were a barron wasteland
if would remind me too much of my womb.
(I helped save b3ta! Mystery_Bob, Sat 18 Dec 2004, 16:59, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! zerolicious, Sat 18 Dec 2004, 17:01, archived)
# Aha!
Now I know what it takes to lure you out of lurkage ; )
(I helped save b3ta! Mystery_Bob, Sat 18 Dec 2004, 17:06, archived)
# you reminded me of your womb
and then i came over all funny
(I helped save b3ta! zerolicious, Sat 18 Dec 2004, 17:07, archived)
# You have issues ;)
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Sat 18 Dec 2004, 17:06, archived)
# This is true,
but without all those bored office types, there would be little other than young 'uns, trolls, and the unwashed unemployed oh yes and students (the bloody type) ;)
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Sat 18 Dec 2004, 16:57, archived)
# Am I classified as a young 'un or a student?
.. Or a troll?
(I helped save b3ta! Naive Amoeba Bored Cig, Sat 18 Dec 2004, 16:58, archived)
# Probably all three
if you have to ask.
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Sat 18 Dec 2004, 16:59, archived)
# yeah but no but yeah but
a lot of filters these days download block lists from the filter people, so I doubt it`ll do any good for those
(I helped save b3ta! Reckless_Rik, Sat 18 Dec 2004, 16:57, archived)
# I blame the pea-arse brained
low-browed, hairy-palmed IT workers
(I helped save b3ta! dotmund .co.uk, Sat 18 Dec 2004, 16:58, archived)
# glad I`m a senior developer then ;-)
(I helped save b3ta! Reckless_Rik, Sat 18 Dec 2004, 17:00, archived)
# that just means you get 3 wanks an hour
instead of two
(I helped save b3ta! dotmund .co.uk, Sat 18 Dec 2004, 17:01, archived)
# I have WOMEN to wank me off

.. ugly ones mind you, but still, the fat birds really make an effort
(I helped save b3ta! Reckless_Rik, Sat 18 Dec 2004, 17:04, archived)
# just because they have a vadge as well
doesn't mean they're women
(I helped save b3ta! dotmund .co.uk, Sat 18 Dec 2004, 17:06, archived)
# they love me lawng time
- better than your stupid cat anyway
(I helped save b3ta! Reckless_Rik, Sat 18 Dec 2004, 17:10, archived)
# oooooh
u naughty watermelonin boy true tho
(I helped save b3ta! hooker1uk Filth monger of the lowest degree!, Sat 18 Dec 2004, 17:12, archived)
# is that Reckless_Rik
in the picture?
(I helped save b3ta! dotmund .co.uk, Sat 18 Dec 2004, 16:49, archived)
# Haha
(I helped save b3ta! Naive Amoeba Bored Cig, Sat 18 Dec 2004, 16:52, archived)
# and you can watermelon off too, you cranberry!
(I helped save b3ta! Reckless_Rik, Sat 18 Dec 2004, 16:54, archived)
# Get to watermeloning watermelon you watermelon faced watermelon watermeloner. No-one gives a watermelon about any watermeloning thing you say you useless little watermelontard
Soon, "watermelon" will just become a standard word.
(I helped save b3ta! Naive Amoeba Bored Cig, Sat 18 Dec 2004, 16:55, archived)
# oh believe me I`m watermeloning typing the words of anger ;-)
(I helped save b3ta! Reckless_Rik, Sat 18 Dec 2004, 16:58, archived)
# You didn't actually swear there
you just typed watermelon a lot ;)
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Sat 18 Dec 2004, 16:58, archived)
# Or did I?
Or did I not?

No-one knows!

CONSPIRACIES!


*dons tinfoil hat*
(I helped save b3ta! Naive Amoeba Bored Cig, Sat 18 Dec 2004, 17:01, archived)
# oh believe me he typed the naughty word
.. it`s the only way he can feel grown up

;)
(I helped save b3ta! Reckless_Rik, Sat 18 Dec 2004, 17:01, archived)
# *Glares*

:)
(I helped save b3ta! Naive Amoeba Bored Cig, Sat 18 Dec 2004, 17:05, archived)
# aw so cute!

aw little choochy face! little choochy moochums
(I helped save b3ta! Reckless_Rik, Sat 18 Dec 2004, 17:07, archived)
# *giggle giggle*
(I helped save b3ta! Naive Amoeba Bored Cig, Sat 18 Dec 2004, 17:14, archived)
# get to watermelon, you snivelling little... watermelon
(I helped save b3ta! Reckless_Rik, Sat 18 Dec 2004, 16:53, archived)
# Women are most attracted
to men who know how to use apostrophies.

and those who have beards

100% FACT.
(I helped save b3ta! Mystery_Bob, Sat 18 Dec 2004, 16:50, archived)
# well spotted....
....and fixed :)
(v_Ln, Sat 18 Dec 2004, 16:52, archived)
# especially men who use the ` best apostrophe `
(I helped save b3ta! Reckless_Rik, Sat 18 Dec 2004, 16:56, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! dotmund .co.uk, Sat 18 Dec 2004, 16:57, archived)
# oh, actually
your apostrophe puts the best into bestiality
(I helped save b3ta! dotmund .co.uk, Sat 18 Dec 2004, 16:57, archived)
# I put the George Best into intensive care
(I helped save b3ta! Reckless_Rik, Sat 18 Dec 2004, 17:02, archived)