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# If anyone saw the report in the Mirror
complete with graphic pictures and the quote 'They are very cute but when my hakapik smashes into a baby seal's head, all I see is $50 bills' please look at this site. It's the site for the International Fund for Animal Welfare

www.stopthesealhunt.ca/site/pp.asp?c=dhKPI1PFIqE&b=437921
(Hey Joe, Mon 11 Apr 2005, 21:04, archived)
# cunts
that is all
(I helped save b3ta! Reckless_Rik, Mon 11 Apr 2005, 21:05, archived)
# pfft get a grip hippy :P
(and a haircut and a job too)
(malvino warning profile may cause death an brain damage, Mon 11 Apr 2005, 21:07, archived)
# I have a haircut (the 164th one on the left) and a job :p
(I helped save b3ta! Reckless_Rik, Mon 11 Apr 2005, 21:08, archived)
# dammit, that line never works
Still, at least you don't know me well enough to laugh at my long hair and point out that I don't have a job myself :)
edit: arse, shouldn't have said that
(malvino warning profile may cause death an brain damage, Mon 11 Apr 2005, 21:08, archived)
# and i have neither*
huzzah


*i even turned one down last week
(I helped save b3ta! lemony, Mon 11 Apr 2005, 21:10, archived)
# Its only cos they are cute and helpless...
lambs are cute, theres even a field of them next to my house, betcha can't guess what I had for tea :)

Edit: I'm so depressed, student loan hasn't come through yet I actually had one slice of dry toast, half a tin of Ambrosia cusutard and a can of strongbow for my tea *sobs*
(I helped save b3ta! Manofmilk walks without rhythm but still attracts the worm, Mon 11 Apr 2005, 21:10, archived)
# Lemon cous cous?
(I helped save b3ta! GrandmaOfShoes, Mon 11 Apr 2005, 21:11, archived)
# yes, yes i do
(I helped save b3ta! lemony, Mon 11 Apr 2005, 21:12, archived)
#
EISENBERG LEMONTREE
(I helped save b3ta! GrandmaOfShoes, Mon 11 Apr 2005, 21:15, archived)
#
QUILL THOMPSON
(I helped save b3ta! lemony, Mon 11 Apr 2005, 21:19, archived)
#
SEBASTIEN VERSACE
(I helped save b3ta! GrandmaOfShoes, Mon 11 Apr 2005, 21:21, archived)
# I facking hate cous-cous
its like rice but shiter!
(I helped save b3ta! Manofmilk walks without rhythm but still attracts the worm, Mon 11 Apr 2005, 21:13, archived)
# Vodka?
(ClockworkDespot, Mon 11 Apr 2005, 21:12, archived)
# Closer, much closer!
(I helped save b3ta! Manofmilk walks without rhythm but still attracts the worm, Mon 11 Apr 2005, 21:13, archived)
# A baby seal will go on
to kill over 15,000 fish in its life time

Mmmm, where does the compassion end and the violence begin?
(I helped save b3ta! The Legendary Pink Dot survived yet another, Mon 11 Apr 2005, 21:12, archived)
# Fish are
viscious bastards though. I caught one last night trying to break into my shed to make love to my lawnmower. I said
"Oi, fish! Whatchoo think you're up to? Breaking into my shed at 3am to make sweet, sweet love to my lawn manicuring device? Get yourself to fuck, back to whatever salty water-mass you came from"

And what did he do? He punched me in the bollocks with his little fishy fists. Little bastard.
(I helped save b3ta! The Neville What what what, Mon 11 Apr 2005, 21:15, archived)
# Hence the old saying:
Only the best fish make it on to the 'Captain's Table'!
(I helped save b3ta! The Legendary Pink Dot survived yet another, Mon 11 Apr 2005, 21:17, archived)
# hmmm
i think you are confusing 'fish' and 'local youf what has had its growth stunted by smoking since it was 18 months old'
(sleipnir, Mon 11 Apr 2005, 21:19, archived)
# not bob, he loves the spa, except the sunbeds
(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Mon 11 Apr 2005, 21:21, archived)
# hot dog
that's the funniest thing I've read in a while.. Got at least two snorts out of me. he he
(blahism, Mon 11 Apr 2005, 21:31, archived)
# bah, i don't have registration to that site
can't can't be arsed to give them my details
(malvino warning profile may cause death an brain damage, Mon 11 Apr 2005, 21:23, archived)