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# Must be something in the water
I have been doodling snails today.
This was the result of a six-hour conference on social sevice referalls for children at risk.

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biroart- now with added key rings!
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(I helped save b3ta! NobbyNobody 21 years a b3tan, Wed 11 May 2005, 0:13, archived)
# You have all the skills.
(I helped save b3ta! Comma, Wed 11 May 2005, 0:14, archived)
# ^this
(I helped save b3ta! but the hedgehog can never be buggered at all foreskin of the apocalypse, Wed 11 May 2005, 0:16, archived)
# love it!
(I helped save b3ta! d d, Wed 11 May 2005, 0:14, archived)
# what were the children at risk of?
(I helped save b3ta! Fingers McGraw Cow attack, Wed 11 May 2005, 0:14, archived)
# The new social services catchphrase is
'Shadowy Males'

Apparently there's no such thing as 'Shadowy Females'
(I helped save b3ta! NobbyNobody 21 years a b3tan, Wed 11 May 2005, 0:18, archived)
# You sure it wasn't "Shadow e-mails"?
Seriously though, that sounds like a really ignorant concept. "Shadowy"? Reminds me of the Mirror editorial suggesting that men with "funny beards" should be locked up because they're all paedos.
Woo to the pic too. Long periods of boredom at work are great for the art world.
(The Ghost of Stephen Foster, Wed 11 May 2005, 0:21, archived)
#
A shadowy males is a man who regulaly visits the household without actually being a member of it. Someone who comes and goes at will, and is even trusted with looking after the kids by the parents, even though they don't really know the person very well.

Such men 'groom' the family in much the same way that net paedos groom kids in chatrooms.
(I helped save b3ta! NobbyNobody 21 years a b3tan, Wed 11 May 2005, 0:26, archived)
# So a
"friend" then.
(The Ghost of Stephen Foster, Wed 11 May 2005, 0:29, archived)
# Actually, no.
A man that appears from nowhere and gets into the family's trust quickly but without them knowing much about him.
(I helped save b3ta! NobbyNobody 21 years a b3tan, Wed 11 May 2005, 0:31, archived)
# An "Instant Uncle"
or "the new vicar from St. Hildegard's" as he is sometimes known
(I helped save b3ta! wingpig wish I'd known about liquify eighteen years ago, Wed 11 May 2005, 6:18, archived)
# Like Batman?
(I helped save b3ta! wayward., Wed 11 May 2005, 20:57, archived)
# You must
hvae been quite (skate)bored at your conference...
(broken_wheelchair, Wed 11 May 2005, 0:15, archived)
# It burns!
(I helped save b3ta! NobbyNobody 21 years a b3tan, Wed 11 May 2005, 0:20, archived)
# ooh
where do you work?

p.s. lully snail mash
(I helped save b3ta! eponymous Oh!, Wed 11 May 2005, 0:15, archived)
# YOU ARE CAROWALLIS
AICMFP
(I helped save b3ta! Brown cow, Wed 11 May 2005, 0:15, archived)
# Wha?
(I helped save b3ta! NobbyNobody 21 years a b3tan, Wed 11 May 2005, 0:18, archived)
# Carowallis loves the snails
(I helped save b3ta! Brown cow, Wed 11 May 2005, 0:20, archived)
# Message received & understood.
(I helped save b3ta! NobbyNobody 21 years a b3tan, Wed 11 May 2005, 0:23, archived)
# Don't we all?
And the spiders, of course.
(Dr Hotdog is considering getting shot in t'eyes with lasers, Wed 11 May 2005, 0:24, archived)
# ARGH!
(I helped save b3ta! Brown cow, Wed 11 May 2005, 0:26, archived)
# I've got a nice new spider photo for you in fact.
Mwahahahaha!

Edit: Here, in fact.

The photo's nothing to do with me, I just found it and I like it
(Dr Hotdog is considering getting shot in t'eyes with lasers, Wed 11 May 2005, 0:29, archived)
# Oh dear god no!
(I helped save b3ta! Brown cow, Wed 11 May 2005, 0:30, archived)
# Spiders?
Have you met Doris?

Big it up

biroart
(I helped save b3ta! NobbyNobody 21 years a b3tan, Wed 11 May 2005, 0:28, archived)
# Cor, she's lovely.
*pets*
(Dr Hotdog is considering getting shot in t'eyes with lasers, Wed 11 May 2005, 0:29, archived)
# Utterly brill.
Woo!
(I helped save b3ta! benryves Now I'm radioactive! That can't be good!, Wed 11 May 2005, 0:15, archived)
# That is
Jizzum stonkingly goodsey!
(Scarylion is wee'ing a lot, Wed 11 May 2005, 0:15, archived)
# soup
herb!
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Wed 11 May 2005, 0:16, archived)
# The biromaster!!!
(I helped save b3ta! Pope George-Ringo quick Alter Boy, to the Popemobile, Wed 11 May 2005, 0:18, archived)
# what a beauty
woo
(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Wed 11 May 2005, 0:19, archived)
# bloody marvellous
woo :)
(LimeyGooseLucas, Wed 11 May 2005, 0:20, archived)
# Fantastic :)
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Wed 11 May 2005, 2:31, archived)
# yay
snail!

woo
(leoZ, Wed 11 May 2005, 6:24, archived)
# that is NOT a FUCKING DOODLE.
(qdamik, Wed 11 May 2005, 12:51, archived)
# Hehe, lully
Nice 80s back to the future stylee skateboard there too :)
(I helped save b3ta! Naive Amoeba Bored Cig, Wed 11 May 2005, 13:00, archived)