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# under what circumstances did you find out,
if you don't mind me asking?
(, Thu 11 Aug 2005, 1:01, archived)
# i think you were spotted in The Outside World (TM)
i've heard you're lovely :P
(, Thu 11 Aug 2005, 1:04, archived)
# i think he's bald.

and i heard that if he looks at you

it steals your hair
(, Thu 11 Aug 2005, 1:05, archived)
# *gasps*
*screams*
(, Thu 11 Aug 2005, 1:07, archived)
# i heard
he uses rubber bands to fasten all the stolen hair into little dolls and miniature musical instruments for the dolls.
(, Thu 11 Aug 2005, 1:09, archived)
# don't push it.
(, Thu 11 Aug 2005, 1:12, archived)
# what are you going to do
steal my hair?
(, Thu 11 Aug 2005, 1:13, archived)
# He'd be doing you a favour
ya big puffy-haired fop ;)
(, Thu 11 Aug 2005, 1:14, archived)
# i'll have you know
that puffy hair keeps me warm in times of coldness.
(, Thu 11 Aug 2005, 1:15, archived)
# Dammit
I never thought of that.
(, Thu 11 Aug 2005, 1:16, archived)
# Hair are your aerials...

They pick up signals from the cosmos and transmit them directly into the brain.
This is the reason bald-headed men are uptight.
/danny
(, Thu 11 Aug 2005, 1:09, archived)
# i met some beta people at the recent edinburgh bash, such as
stick figure ninja
the neville
funtastic pony magic
disco kingpin
mystery bob
sir sand goblin
toxie

they were all lovely. they didn't manage to get any photos of me.
(, Thu 11 Aug 2005, 1:09, archived)
# i heard you can't be looked directly at
and you can't be brought into focus
(, Thu 11 Aug 2005, 1:11, archived)
# i also heard
your fingers and toes have special sticky pads on them, and you can adhere yourself to walls and other such surfaces.
(, Thu 11 Aug 2005, 1:16, archived)
# Aha!
Don't be too sure!

Tweaknik

[EDIT] ..and the others
(, Thu 11 Aug 2005, 1:18, archived)
# oh man i wish that link worked
(, Thu 11 Aug 2005, 1:19, archived)
# Fixed.
(, Thu 11 Aug 2005, 1:20, archived)
# christ
don't scare me like that... :-o
(, Thu 11 Aug 2005, 1:20, archived)
# i fucking knew it!
a) bald
b) can't be brought into focus

this is because you are actually energy from some distant plane, transported and manifested in our physical world. and as we all know, hair cannot be cosmically transported. also photographed. can't be.
(, Thu 11 Aug 2005, 1:22, archived)
# there's no need to be nasty, now.
(, Thu 11 Aug 2005, 1:23, archived)
# My MSN contact of world-shattering knowledge has a pic of you ;)
(, Thu 11 Aug 2005, 1:26, archived)
# that is worrying
(, Thu 11 Aug 2005, 1:31, archived)
# you started it
when you solidified from some kind of space plasma into a humanoid solid.
(, Thu 11 Aug 2005, 1:26, archived)
# will you never forgive me for that?
(, Thu 11 Aug 2005, 1:41, archived)
# with time
with time
(, Thu 11 Aug 2005, 1:44, archived)
# Speaking on MSN earlier someone had your electricity pic as a desktop
And I recognised it and said that I 'love her stuff but they always make me just a little sad' and he laughed and said you were a guy.

You know, it really just never occured to me :/

Would you repost the bunny-strokey-bug-girl image, just to cheer me up?
(, Thu 11 Aug 2005, 1:04, archived)
# well,
i hope it doesn't spoil your enjoyment of the pictures.

of course:
(, Thu 11 Aug 2005, 1:06, archived)
# haha i love that
(, Thu 11 Aug 2005, 1:07, archived)
# YAY!
Thankyou!Thankyou!Thankyou!Thankyou!Thankyou!Thankyou!Thankyou!Thankyou!


(And of course not, you're bloody wonderful!)
(, Thu 11 Aug 2005, 1:08, archived)
#


every picture must have it's sad side
(, Thu 11 Aug 2005, 1:16, archived)
# oooooh i like it
(, Thu 11 Aug 2005, 1:17, archived)
# maybe if you were more laddish
people would think you're a man. Viz.

(, Thu 11 Aug 2005, 1:20, archived)
# laddish = obvious
(usually)
(, Thu 11 Aug 2005, 1:21, archived)
# that's my style!
; )
(, Thu 11 Aug 2005, 1:24, archived)
# awww pwetty
(i always thought you were a guy)
(, Thu 11 Aug 2005, 1:08, archived)
# :p
(, Thu 11 Aug 2005, 1:09, archived)
# to be fair to jessie
You have a very soft and feminine style.
(, Thu 11 Aug 2005, 1:17, archived)
# thanks
:)
(, Thu 11 Aug 2005, 1:19, archived)