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# desperate to promote his new album
eddie jackson crashed the Kerrang awards
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Tue 27 Sep 2005, 13:47, archived)
# WHo is this guy?
TJ: MOOOOOBS!!!
news.bbc.co.uk/2/hi/health/4241638.stm
(I helped save b3ta! BamaSS, Tue 27 Sep 2005, 13:49, archived)
# Ok, I know this isnt the best place for this, but after reading that, I have a question.
I, unfortunately, am rather fat (19st), and im 20 (21 mid October). I also have moobs.

I know there will be a lot of sniggering, and your welcome to do so, but I ask - do you think my tits* are because im fat, or because of this here gynaecomastia?






*You heard me! TITS!
(I helped save b3ta! OneSullenBrit *air sandwiches*, Tue 27 Sep 2005, 13:54, archived)
# You're
fat.
(tomsk, Tue 27 Sep 2005, 13:56, archived)
# Yeah, thanks for that, I didnt know until you told me.
Prat.
(I helped save b3ta! OneSullenBrit *air sandwiches*, Tue 27 Sep 2005, 13:59, archived)
# You asked.
Pillock.
(tomsk, Tue 27 Sep 2005, 13:59, archived)
# Yes I did.
Willy bums.
(I helped save b3ta! OneSullenBrit *air sandwiches*, Tue 27 Sep 2005, 14:00, archived)
# Nothing against your being fat, of course, each to their own.
Snot brain.
(tomsk, Tue 27 Sep 2005, 14:02, archived)
# I dont like being fat, and as I said below, there are plans to change it
.....[ran out of names]
(I helped save b3ta! OneSullenBrit *air sandwiches*, Tue 27 Sep 2005, 14:02, archived)
# Sounds sensible, good luck,
and I sorry for any offence, it was mean of me.
(tomsk, Tue 27 Sep 2005, 14:04, archived)
# Hehe, thanks
And no apology needed. I know you werent being mean, but im uber-sensitive about what people say.

Walking on eggshells was mentioned about me the other day - which didnt help matters because it got me all huffy :P
(I helped save b3ta! OneSullenBrit *air sandwiches*, Tue 27 Sep 2005, 14:06, archived)
# I have an idea
Stop eating pies! lol!



(manky dog, Tue 27 Sep 2005, 14:09, archived)
# I used to know a guy who lactated...
"Lactating Dave", as we called him.
(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Tue 27 Sep 2005, 13:57, archived)
# Surely 'Dribbling Dave' would have been better.
It also has the bonus of having the explain to people why he is called that.
(I helped save b3ta! OneSullenBrit *air sandwiches*, Tue 27 Sep 2005, 13:58, archived)
# I knew a lot of Daves at the time...
And I needed to be specific
(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Tue 27 Sep 2005, 13:59, archived)
# Better than numbering them.
(I helped save b3ta! OneSullenBrit *air sandwiches*, Tue 27 Sep 2005, 14:00, archived)
# Well the other night
I went out with 3 Dans who call themselves Dan, Dan squared and Dan cubed, and actually have each other in their phone books as that...
(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Tue 27 Sep 2005, 14:02, archived)
# when will the laughter end
(Manatee Fondler, Tue 27 Sep 2005, 14:13, archived)
# hahahaha


..oops :)
(I helped save b3ta! Reckless_Rik, Tue 27 Sep 2005, 14:14, archived)
# snort
(Manatee Fondler, Tue 27 Sep 2005, 14:18, archived)
# At 19st
You would have to lose some weight in order to find out, I'm afraid.
(psychobabble, Tue 27 Sep 2005, 13:57, archived)
# Oh well, thats in the works.
I just finished fitting my new chinup bar, and along with my weights and daily exercise routine, it shouldnt be long before I know.
(I helped save b3ta! OneSullenBrit *air sandwiches*, Tue 27 Sep 2005, 14:00, archived)
# Weights make you gain weight
As muscle is heavier. Try some aerobic exercise like running, or step
And eat right, obviously. Get some support from friends. Female friends are especially useful at this as we've all tried weight loss at some point.
(psychobabble, Tue 27 Sep 2005, 14:02, archived)
# I dont have any friends.
Ive have anxiety disorder from the age of about 15, so I didnt have any friends, and now I dont have the 'skills' of meeting people that others take for granted.

Which is also why im fat - I dont go out to do anything, so its lack of exercise.

And I dont mind weighing the same, as long as most of its muscle ;)
(I helped save b3ta! OneSullenBrit *air sandwiches*, Tue 27 Sep 2005, 14:04, archived)
# Join a fitness group
you can meet people and lose weight

And get some anxiety pills if its a problem
(I helped save b3ta! Cocodaye Miasere likes chips and peas, Tue 27 Sep 2005, 14:10, archived)
# Don't piss
On my mind like that
(psychobabble, Tue 27 Sep 2005, 14:11, archived)
# It's your heart you gotta watch
It's already working over time. Cycling places (like to work)works for me.


If you join a fitness class or weightwatchers group, you'll lose weight, meet people, and lots of them will be female. Triple bonus!
(psychobabble, Tue 27 Sep 2005, 14:11, archived)
# and hanging around a bunch of sarcastic internet weirdos is bound to help ;)
(I helped save b3ta! Reckless_Rik, Tue 27 Sep 2005, 14:14, archived)
# Suuuuure it will.
(I helped save b3ta! OneSullenBrit *air sandwiches*, Tue 27 Sep 2005, 14:15, archived)
# I always though moobs were down to drinking too much booze
Scientific bit, as far as Im aware;

Testosterone and estrogen are pressent in both men and women
When you drink it increases levels of testosterone. This makes people aggressive and horny
The body tries to keep the levels of testosterone and estrogen at the same proportion so produces more estrogen. This gives you moobs.
(I helped save b3ta! Cocodaye Miasere likes chips and peas, Tue 27 Sep 2005, 14:05, archived)
# I dont drink.
At all.

Squashed you theory in 5 words! ;)
(I helped save b3ta! OneSullenBrit *air sandwiches*, Tue 27 Sep 2005, 14:09, archived)
# Fair enough
you just have higher estrogen than most people then
(I helped save b3ta! Cocodaye Miasere likes chips and peas, Tue 27 Sep 2005, 14:11, archived)
# I'm afraid...
...that's what we scientists technically call bollocks. Alcohol gives you moobs because it's calorific. You become aggressive because it makes you uninhibited (you'll notice that naturally sanguine people do not become more aggressive).
(psychobabble, Tue 27 Sep 2005, 14:22, archived)
# "Gynaecomastia is not a new phenomenon"
Haha.
(JPaddy, Tue 27 Sep 2005, 13:55, archived)
# Old mooooobs!
(I helped save b3ta! OneSullenBrit *air sandwiches*, Tue 27 Sep 2005, 13:56, archived)
# but who's that young lady with the pretty eyes behind him?

wait a minute....
(I helped save b3ta! Mr Gimpson Wolfguts, Tue 27 Sep 2005, 13:49, archived)
# ha ha ha
I'm getting to like Eddie.

Who the hell is he? Google just produces a rock guitarist and an American Football player
(I helped save b3ta! Baglady, Tue 27 Sep 2005, 13:59, archived)
# http://www.danacountryman.com/danacovers/danacovers.html
no idea!
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Tue 27 Sep 2005, 14:02, archived)