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# I'll mong your face in the ugly flange, you spackshagging cuntgoose.
(I helped save b3ta! Comma, Tue 18 Oct 2005, 15:30, archived)
# "Spackshagging"
sounds like fun!
(I helped save b3ta! wibblywobbly - helping ugly people get laid since 1982, Tue 18 Oct 2005, 15:33, archived)
# Ah, the
voice of reason! :)
(I helped save b3ta! Skotzmun Blah blah secret passage blah blah diamonds., Tue 18 Oct 2005, 15:33, archived)
# *recognises superior swearing hen he sees it
salute {EDIT} miss
thanks everyone!
(lemonymillenniumbaboon, Tue 18 Oct 2005, 15:33, archived)
# sir?
oh dear...

(I helped save b3ta! TBL I posted this on, Tue 18 Oct 2005, 15:35, archived)
# pfft
(I helped save b3ta! Mr Gimpson Wolfguts, Tue 18 Oct 2005, 15:36, archived)
# sir/madam then
what am I, your checkingthegenderofeverypersonIreplytobtich?
(lemonymillenniumbaboon, Tue 18 Oct 2005, 15:36, archived)
# I'll checkingthegenderofeverypersonIreplytobtich your what in a minute, if you're not careful
(I helped save b3ta! Mr Gimpson Wolfguts, Tue 18 Oct 2005, 15:38, archived)
# pffft!
promises promises.

edit: Harry Hill reference?
edit2: yay!
(I helped save b3ta! - D - SharkTrousers, Tue 18 Oct 2005, 15:40, archived)
# chance would be a fine thing


winner!
(I helped save b3ta! Mr Gimpson Wolfguts, Tue 18 Oct 2005, 15:42, archived)
# *scrolls down*
blimey, that took a while!
(I helped save b3ta! - D - SharkTrousers, Tue 18 Oct 2005, 15:45, archived)
# chance would be a fine thing

*relaxes*


Curses - too slow
(Flappers, Tue 18 Oct 2005, 15:42, archived)
# you've got to have a system
mole, vole, bowl, GOAL!
(lemonymillenniumbaboon, Tue 18 Oct 2005, 15:44, archived)
# Die in a hole, you wankwristed bumfiend.
(I helped save b3ta! Comma, Tue 18 Oct 2005, 15:40, archived)
# I'll die in your hole in a minute, if you're not careful


second thoughts, no thanks
(I helped save b3ta! Mr Gimpson Wolfguts, Tue 18 Oct 2005, 15:43, archived)
# Pffffft
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Tue 18 Oct 2005, 15:51, archived)
# :)
(I helped save b3ta! Attila the Bun is not in a right cunt of a mood, Tue 18 Oct 2005, 15:38, archived)
#
psssst...miss
(I helped save b3ta! Attila the Bun is not in a right cunt of a mood, Tue 18 Oct 2005, 15:36, archived)
# HAHAHA
She's all fella.

She's a big gay sweaty trucker.
(I helped save b3ta! AzToTheRescue The arsehole formally known as Az The S slur, Tue 18 Oct 2005, 15:37, archived)
# You're a hairy spastic cocklesbian
with labia eyes and rectums for lips.
(I helped save b3ta! Comma, Tue 18 Oct 2005, 15:38, archived)
# you`re such a flirt!
(I helped save b3ta! Reckless_Rik, Tue 18 Oct 2005, 15:41, archived)
# I want him and you together
in a big gay orgy with no pants on.
(I helped save b3ta! Comma, Tue 18 Oct 2005, 15:42, archived)
# SICK FUCK
(I helped save b3ta! Reckless_Rik, Tue 18 Oct 2005, 15:42, archived)
# YOU LOVE ME AND YOU WANT TO KNOB ME IN MY BELLYBUTTON.
(I helped save b3ta! Comma, Tue 18 Oct 2005, 15:42, archived)
# that`s entrapment!

where`s Ackbar when you need him...
(I helped save b3ta! Reckless_Rik, Tue 18 Oct 2005, 15:43, archived)
# Alderan?
(I helped save b3ta! M3Essential and The Essentials. LIVE!, Tue 18 Oct 2005, 15:46, archived)
# oh christ
not you!

:p
(I helped save b3ta! Reckless_Rik, Tue 18 Oct 2005, 15:46, archived)
# s'alright, I'm leaving now
(I helped save b3ta! M3Essential and The Essentials. LIVE!, Tue 18 Oct 2005, 15:48, archived)
# aw honeybun
I didn`t mean it

much
(I helped save b3ta! Reckless_Rik, Tue 18 Oct 2005, 15:49, archived)
# Isn't this what every man wants?
A slightly overweight northerner and an underage lass?
(I helped save b3ta! AzToTheRescue The arsehole formally known as Az The S slur, Tue 18 Oct 2005, 15:44, archived)
# Yeah, but Northern Irelander and Northener aren't the same thing . . .


(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Tue 18 Oct 2005, 15:46, archived)
# ^ ^
this

(is also an overweight northern irelander...)

(I helped save b3ta! TBL I posted this on, Tue 18 Oct 2005, 15:47, archived)
# the ladies love it
har nar brine car
(I helped save b3ta! Reckless_Rik, Tue 18 Oct 2005, 15:47, archived)
# Coo!
I always thought it was more . . .

hoi noi broin coi . . .


(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Tue 18 Oct 2005, 15:54, archived)
# that`s the posh parts of Norn Irn
and the voice the newsreaders use
(I helped save b3ta! Reckless_Rik, Tue 18 Oct 2005, 15:55, archived)
# yes.. the ones that describe a creche as
an accident on the malone road...

(arf)
(I helped save b3ta! TBL I posted this on, Tue 18 Oct 2005, 15:57, archived)
# pfft
spot on
(I helped save b3ta! Reckless_Rik, Tue 18 Oct 2005, 16:16, archived)