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[challenge entry] if everyone was gay
[Mod edit: 200k is excessive for a static image.]

would they change how things were genderised?

edit:whoops,sorry for bigness.now smaller!

From the If Everyone Was Gay challenge. See all 311 entries (closed)

(discodaz *generic witty comment*, Tue 18 Oct 2005, 21:57, archived)
# Indeed
Indeed
(Londingham ., Tue 18 Oct 2005, 21:59, archived)
# i dont know,
but they may optimise better...
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Tue 18 Oct 2005, 21:59, archived)
# this
and that
(I helped save b3ta! Sir T. Skellington, Tue 18 Oct 2005, 21:59, archived)
# Saucer of milk for table 2?
You do have a point, sir!
(I helped save b3ta! FoldsFive, Tue 18 Oct 2005, 22:00, archived)
# 200 friggin` K!
TWO HUN... TWO H!

*dies*
(I helped save b3ta! Reckless_Rik, Tue 18 Oct 2005, 22:00, archived)
# Everyone
with their optimisations!

How?

(Short of decreasing the JPEG quality?)
(I helped save b3ta! Albert the Mildly Deranged purveyors of nothing much since a year or two ago, Tue 18 Oct 2005, 22:00, archived)
# *nail* + *head* + *combine the two by hitting them* = your answer
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Tue 18 Oct 2005, 22:02, archived)
# I was just going to put 'durrr'
but I think your answer is better.

someone wanna put the kettle on?
(DaveUnnecessary, Tue 18 Oct 2005, 22:04, archived)
# kettle is on!
tea or coffee?
(I helped save b3ta! mns 2️⃣2️⃣9️⃣0️⃣7️⃣, Tue 18 Oct 2005, 22:07, archived)
# actually, i think he just wanted you to wear it...
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Tue 18 Oct 2005, 22:08, archived)
# Kinky.
*drools*
(DaveUnnecessary, Tue 18 Oct 2005, 22:10, archived)
# Coffee please
you know how I like it
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(I helped save b3ta! in vino veritas, Tue 18 Oct 2005, 22:16, archived)
# Yep!
Cold water, no coffee and plenty of Ribena!
(I helped save b3ta! mns 2️⃣2️⃣9️⃣0️⃣7️⃣, Tue 18 Oct 2005, 22:18, archived)
# *mwah*
A man who knows what I like!

EDIT: But I like coffee too, if it's Fairtrade :-)

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(I helped save b3ta! in vino veritas, Tue 18 Oct 2005, 22:19, archived)
# black...like your men...
/sorry, 'Airplane' Quote, couldn't resist ;)
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Tue 18 Oct 2005, 22:18, archived)
# mmmm
hot, strong and sweet!
*melts*
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(I helped save b3ta! in vino veritas, Tue 18 Oct 2005, 22:20, archived)
# here *plastic cup*
/hands over
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Tue 18 Oct 2005, 22:21, archived)
# Is it Kia-Ora?
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(I helped save b3ta! in vino veritas, Tue 18 Oct 2005, 22:23, archived)
# he he, nope, I have the kia-ora prisoner
under ransom for demands i shall make of Dave the Hat tomorrow....

see here...
www.b3ta.com/board/5232593
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Tue 18 Oct 2005, 22:27, archived)
# Haha
Look what I miss out on when I go to work :-)

You're a loon!
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(I helped save b3ta! in vino veritas, Tue 18 Oct 2005, 22:30, archived)
# it led to this.....
www.b3ta.com/board/5232617
/take it from the FAQ pic of mine...

I've decided to let it run all week...
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Tue 18 Oct 2005, 22:31, archived)
# I always say that
when people offer me coffee

which is quite often
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Tue 18 Oct 2005, 22:22, archived)
# Do they look perplexed
and slightly embarrassed?

They do when I try it
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(I helped save b3ta! in vino veritas, Tue 18 Oct 2005, 22:24, archived)
# yeah
but mostly because I switch from Dutch to English then ;)
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Tue 18 Oct 2005, 22:28, archived)
# Well there's no need for that
You've only gone and made me sad now :(

Besides, (click)
(I helped save b3ta! Albert the Mildly Deranged purveyors of nothing much since a year or two ago, Tue 18 Oct 2005, 22:21, archived)
# don't be sad - its only 3 days until the weekend :)
happy happy joy joy times
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Tue 18 Oct 2005, 22:22, archived)
# Yay!
Saturday goodness!

(And extra weeklong goodness for me, as I'm still in education (and sponging off EMA)! Hoorah!)
(I helped save b3ta! Albert the Mildly Deranged purveyors of nothing much since a year or two ago, Tue 18 Oct 2005, 22:27, archived)
# what difference
(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Tue 18 Oct 2005, 22:04, archived)
# good point, well made
you are the Cheeky Girls AICMFP
(I helped save b3ta! Reckless_Rik, Tue 18 Oct 2005, 22:06, archived)
# This is life
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Tue 18 Oct 2005, 22:58, archived)
# Eh?
Bra fitting?
(I helped save b3ta! Shuya Nanahara Sayonara, Tue 18 Oct 2005, 22:08, archived)
# Look ^^^^
at this
(I helped save b3ta! Albert the Mildly Deranged purveyors of nothing much since a year or two ago, Tue 18 Oct 2005, 22:23, archived)
# yep
instead of male and female you would have a 'giver' and a 'taker'
(Amorous Anonymous im on the interweb >>> reiterated.co.uk, Tue 18 Oct 2005, 21:59, archived)
# Or a "Giver"
and a "Reciever"


GOATSE ALERT!!
(Londingham ., Tue 18 Oct 2005, 22:01, archived)
# no, heres a goatse alert
ive been reading the book for a week or so and only just noticed. i mean he has the ring and everything
(Amorous Anonymous im on the interweb >>> reiterated.co.uk, Tue 18 Oct 2005, 22:04, archived)
# TEH. SANS.
 
*cries*
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Tue 18 Oct 2005, 22:09, archived)
# I strongly suspected that
he may be GOATSE man...
(Londingham ., Tue 18 Oct 2005, 22:09, archived)
# Come to think of it...
The ring...oh that ring...
/falls over
(I helped save b3ta! Shuya Nanahara Sayonara, Tue 18 Oct 2005, 22:12, archived)
# I loved that book
and I have a bit of a "thing" for Danny Wallace :-)
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(I helped save b3ta! in vino veritas, Tue 18 Oct 2005, 22:17, archived)
# is it the glasses?
*bets it's the glasses*
(I helped save b3ta! mns 2️⃣2️⃣9️⃣0️⃣7️⃣, Tue 18 Oct 2005, 22:20, archived)
# Haha
You know me too well
Contact lenses are fine too btw
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(I helped save b3ta! in vino veritas, Tue 18 Oct 2005, 22:22, archived)
# sponge and stone!
(I helped save b3ta! mns 2️⃣2️⃣9️⃣0️⃣7️⃣, Tue 18 Oct 2005, 22:02, archived)
# I believe the terms are
"pitcher" and "catcher".
(I helped save b3ta! hanke murphy, I'm a mess, Tue 18 Oct 2005, 22:04, archived)
# *shortstop*
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Tue 18 Oct 2005, 22:09, archived)
# *sighs*
*refers you to a decent third base coach*
(I helped save b3ta! hanke murphy, I'm a mess, Tue 18 Oct 2005, 22:19, archived)
# file size?
come on
(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Tue 18 Oct 2005, 22:00, archived)
# 200.62k!
0.62k too big for me to laugh at!
(I helped save b3ta! mns 2️⃣2️⃣9️⃣0️⃣7️⃣, Tue 18 Oct 2005, 22:02, archived)
# it's to big
no need to be that big unless it animates
(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Tue 18 Oct 2005, 22:05, archived)
# pffft
[Scene 2: Mongy at home. An cat can be heard outside, rustling at the Biffa Bin]

Mongy: God this will be a good one

Mongy waits for 18 minutes whilst his modem churns the data at an alarming rate

Mongy: What the fuck?
(I helped save b3ta! Reckless_Rik, Tue 18 Oct 2005, 22:04, archived)
# Biffa!
/has fond memories of a maths class being disrupted at primary school
by a guy called simon ellis - or, Smoo, shouting at the hushed and silent class...
"Look - its the fucking Biffa Lorry" as they rolled up past
the school windows - happy days, and two extra pages of sums...
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Tue 18 Oct 2005, 22:06, archived)
# hahahaha I don`t know why I laughed at that
I didn`t know the guy!
(I helped save b3ta! Reckless_Rik, Tue 18 Oct 2005, 22:07, archived)
# after that, not many of us wanted to either...
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Tue 18 Oct 2005, 22:11, archived)
# but it`s blue!
my Cat-5E is greeeeeen
(I helped save b3ta! Reckless_Rik, Tue 18 Oct 2005, 22:19, archived)
# Probably something like
(jamashell, Tue 18 Oct 2005, 22:03, archived)
# 94K!
dial-uppers all over teh interweb are being deprived of life
(I helped save b3ta! Reckless_Rik, Tue 18 Oct 2005, 22:04, archived)
# Or even.....
(I helped save b3ta! printmeister http://tinyurl.com/c8s8fd5 for titanic T's, Tue 18 Oct 2005, 22:09, archived)
# Bona! will you vada that!
- oooh, ain't you BOLD!
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Tue 18 Oct 2005, 22:11, archived)
# hahaha
well dolly my eke
(I helped save b3ta! printmeister http://tinyurl.com/c8s8fd5 for titanic T's, Tue 18 Oct 2005, 22:13, archived)
# 'did you drag yourself up on deck'?
/no, we dressed quite casual...
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Tue 18 Oct 2005, 22:14, archived)
# Tell 'im Jules...
TELL 'IM.... Go on... purge yourself!
(I helped save b3ta! printmeister http://tinyurl.com/c8s8fd5 for titanic T's, Tue 18 Oct 2005, 22:16, archived)
# I think its radio 7 online tomorrow while Im working for me....
plenty of 'Horne' there
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Tue 18 Oct 2005, 22:19, archived)
# aye
'Beyond our Ken' at the moment I think.
(I helped save b3ta! printmeister http://tinyurl.com/c8s8fd5 for titanic T's, Tue 18 Oct 2005, 22:27, archived)
# Arf!
Nanti polari omes and palones!

vada to your eke and dolly me lallies
(I helped save b3ta! mns 2️⃣2️⃣9️⃣0️⃣7️⃣, Tue 18 Oct 2005, 22:27, archived)
# and
only 16k

nicely done
(AMadDayYes, Tue 18 Oct 2005, 22:12, archived)
# and getting smaller!
(I helped save b3ta! Reckless_Rik, Tue 18 Oct 2005, 22:14, archived)
# that's good.
(if unnecessarily enormous)
(RowdsterDelux, Tue 18 Oct 2005, 22:12, archived)