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[challenge entry] When geeks play sports...

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(, Thu 10 Nov 2005, 22:30, archived)
# 192.168.100.1
(, Thu 10 Nov 2005, 22:30, archived)
# 42.28.31.42.Hut hut hut!!!
Oh wait that's a different sport all together.

In that case I don't get the joke, what's with the numbers on the home plate?
(, Fri 11 Nov 2005, 23:41, archived)
# heh heh
geektastic :)
(, Thu 10 Nov 2005, 22:31, archived)
# A geek getting to third base?
Are you crazy?
(, Thu 10 Nov 2005, 22:31, archived)
# *That sounds like the voice of experience
(, Thu 10 Nov 2005, 22:32, archived)
# the lack of experience,
Shirley?
(, Thu 10 Nov 2005, 22:35, archived)
# Arf!
:)
(, Thu 10 Nov 2005, 22:32, archived)
# TJ
(, Thu 10 Nov 2005, 22:32, archived)
# Yeah, I saw that
It caused me anger.
(, Thu 10 Nov 2005, 22:32, archived)
# And flan?
(, Thu 10 Nov 2005, 22:35, archived)
# Why?
(, Thu 10 Nov 2005, 22:36, archived)
# Because the criminal justice system is being circumvented
in order to preserve a criminal's fashion sense.

And;
I've just lost the game!!
.
(, Thu 10 Nov 2005, 22:40, archived)
# Bastard
(, Thu 10 Nov 2005, 22:42, archived)
# Silly fucker.
She should paint it, add bangles and accesorise.
(, Thu 10 Nov 2005, 22:35, archived)
# They should make them in Burberry.
(, Thu 10 Nov 2005, 22:37, archived)
# Mind wee wee
(, Thu 10 Nov 2005, 22:40, archived)
# Mine's covered in glitter glue
(, Thu 10 Nov 2005, 22:37, archived)
# Ooooh. *touches*
That's not glitter!

/off to bed, catching up on naps and reading/script revision/drawing
(, Thu 10 Nov 2005, 22:42, archived)
# if she doesnt want to wear it
then dont cause gbh and get one, the silly chav tart
(, Thu 10 Nov 2005, 22:36, archived)
# Yes,
but also, what the fuck were the coppers doing hounding her at 0235 in the morning?
(, Thu 10 Nov 2005, 22:37, archived)
# is hounding like dogging?
(, Thu 10 Nov 2005, 22:38, archived)
# I have no sympathy for her
So that's really not an issue
(, Thu 10 Nov 2005, 22:38, archived)
# If she had been awarded a tag in the first place that'd be one thing,
but they didn't and she didn't get out of the bed at 0235.

I reckon they'd be hard pressed to have any case at all.
(, Thu 10 Nov 2005, 22:45, archived)
# well...
next time im in worcester, i shall find my dads mate who works for the police and ask him
(, Thu 10 Nov 2005, 22:38, archived)
# because
thats the time she goes out and fucks about with other people's property
(, Thu 10 Nov 2005, 22:43, archived)
# Okay, rant time.
I hate chavs, I don't fight or steal or even lie (I don't even tell my kids that Father Christmas exists, I just avoid telling them that he doesn't).

We used to have a half way house and the ex-cons used to come out of nick and come live with us for a bit.

Every single day and most nights the filth would be 'round knocking on the door and saying stuff like 'you'll be going back soon' and 'we'll fucking catch you out, don't you worry'.

With that sort of competition what can you expect from them? (We never took chavs, only full on armed robbers, assassins and murderers. The first petty thief we took was a cunt and we took him against our better judgement and we stopped after that - chavs suck)

Cops are often bastards and two male policemen had no place knocking on her door at 0235hrs and expecting her to get out of bed.

She may be a twat, but there are limits to what we do in this country and that is beyond them.

/temporary reprieve in ranting, awaiting arseholic "well they're chavs so fuck 'em" reply.
(, Thu 10 Nov 2005, 22:50, archived)
# well they're chavs so fuck 'em
/Rik
(, Thu 10 Nov 2005, 22:55, archived)
# I'm an exteremly stubborn person but
you've honestly made me think twice about a few things there.
(, Thu 10 Nov 2005, 23:03, archived)
# sorry
please feel free to stop.
(, Thu 10 Nov 2005, 23:07, archived)
# what if she was causing GBH on a chav
like some sort of modern day class inquisitor
(, Thu 10 Nov 2005, 22:39, archived)
# "She likes to dress in a feminine way"
So speaks the laydee who is charged with GBH.

The electronic tags should be decorated with a nice Burberry check.
(, Thu 10 Nov 2005, 22:40, archived)
# give the silly tart the alternative - it's called remand, I believe
(, Thu 10 Nov 2005, 22:40, archived)
# I dont
want to have to go the courthouse to pay my parking fine in case my freinds see me and it might make me look silly
(, Thu 10 Nov 2005, 22:40, archived)
# have a nicer, less controversial bbc story
(, Thu 10 Nov 2005, 22:41, archived)
# hehehehe!
48 hours straight - impressive
(, Thu 10 Nov 2005, 22:46, archived)
# Aaargh
(, Thu 10 Nov 2005, 22:35, archived)
# Its a localhost run!!!
(, Thu 10 Nov 2005, 22:43, archived)
# top gag!
nice one
(, Sun 13 Nov 2005, 23:39, archived)
# Took a while...
At least someone else kinda gets it!
(, Mon 14 Nov 2005, 20:11, archived)