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# Mavis
(, Thu 15 Dec 2005, 10:50, archived)
# Fit Lezzies
Only exist in PrOn.
Unfortunately.
(, Thu 15 Dec 2005, 10:52, archived)
# or my school commom room
/lucky
(, Thu 15 Dec 2005, 10:55, archived)
# Not true, I know one fit lesbian
but shes also wierd so I stick to convincing drunk straight women to get it on
(, Thu 15 Dec 2005, 10:55, archived)
# Did you see this?
(, Thu 15 Dec 2005, 10:58, archived)
# you loon!
(, Thu 15 Dec 2005, 11:07, archived)
# Who loon?
me loon or him loon?

Or you loon for that matter
(, Thu 15 Dec 2005, 11:11, archived)
# the voodoo who do
what you don't dare do people
(, Thu 15 Dec 2005, 11:13, archived)
# great song
but I have overplayed it so i dont listen to it much any more.

I am mostly listening to the workhorse movement at the moment - excellant band if you like rock
(, Thu 15 Dec 2005, 11:16, archived)
# im still getting my rocks off to the Queens of the Stone Age
*bangs head


*cries
(, Thu 15 Dec 2005, 11:18, archived)
# Hurrah!
I have just compiled a Queens playlist on my iPod.

I will be mostly rocking out to that on the way home tonight.
(, Thu 15 Dec 2005, 11:20, archived)
# yay!
burn the witch

burn the witch


do you like a bit of kyuss too?
(, Thu 15 Dec 2005, 11:24, archived)
# I keep meaning to listen to them
but never get round to it.

I have them on a dodgy russian mp3 downlad sites checklist, I might download some later. What do you recommend as a good starting point?

Also, my first ever flash anim from a while back, with a Queens soundtrack

/edit pooh. Fixed!
(, Thu 15 Dec 2005, 11:28, archived)
# demon cleaner is one of the greatest songs ever recorded
(, Thu 15 Dec 2005, 11:30, archived)
# gah!
boss is on my back!

*bookmarks for later viewing
(, Thu 15 Dec 2005, 11:44, archived)
# Cant really while at work
I have nowhere to sit thats hidden enough to spend any time drawing and I only have paint

I am not doing anything tonight so send me an email with any ideas and Ill make it

same goes for everyone - email in profile
(, Thu 15 Dec 2005, 11:07, archived)
# 100% UNFACT

i know some sexy lezzers.

(, Thu 15 Dec 2005, 10:55, archived)
# sure sure
their hand bags were probably gangrenous
(, Thu 15 Dec 2005, 10:59, archived)
# just coz they blew you out mate
doesn't make them lezzers :)
(, Thu 15 Dec 2005, 10:59, archived)
# no, but going home with him might.
so sorry. so very, very sorry.
(, Thu 15 Dec 2005, 11:02, archived)
# ARF!

no, it's true, and it's not because they won't sleep with me, one of them is even a doctor.
(, Thu 15 Dec 2005, 11:04, archived)
# gynocologist?
(, Thu 15 Dec 2005, 11:07, archived)
# No
GP
(, Thu 15 Dec 2005, 11:08, archived)
# a gynaecologist?
damn the mind piss!
and the time it took me to spell check the bloody thing!!
(, Thu 15 Dec 2005, 11:07, archived)
# see above.
(, Thu 15 Dec 2005, 11:08, archived)
# ha HA!
teach you to errorcheck!

(, Thu 15 Dec 2005, 11:09, archived)
# i fear the pedantry monsters
(, Thu 15 Dec 2005, 11:14, archived)
# That brings the
"Lesbian went to a Gynaecologist"
joke to mind.

/edit: aaaaaarggh Mindpiiiiiiiisss !
(, Thu 15 Dec 2005, 11:08, archived)
# Gynaecologists
can decorate their houses through the letterbox.
(, Thu 15 Dec 2005, 11:11, archived)
# With a tin of paint, paint thinner (to avoid it clogging)
and a douching machine
(, Thu 15 Dec 2005, 11:13, archived)
# havent heard it
please continue...
(, Thu 15 Dec 2005, 11:12, archived)
# Punchline :
Clean ? of course it's clean, I have a woman in twice a week !
(, Thu 15 Dec 2005, 11:13, archived)
# lolzilla
I shall use that joke when I go round a friends tomorrow for an early christmas dinner
(, Thu 15 Dec 2005, 11:18, archived)
# ^Those^

(, Thu 15 Dec 2005, 11:02, archived)
# Stand aside - I'll cure them
(, Thu 15 Dec 2005, 11:05, archived)
# ARF!

if you want the blond one you'll have to get past her partner, and while she has a nice body, i wouldn't want to pick a fight with her.
(, Thu 15 Dec 2005, 11:06, archived)
# bring em on
lezzy action and fighting

all we need is beer and pizza and we're away!
(, Thu 15 Dec 2005, 11:07, archived)
# and a paddling pool fully of banana custard
(, Thu 15 Dec 2005, 11:08, archived)
# *backs away slowly
(, Thu 15 Dec 2005, 11:14, archived)
# *crouches behind you
(, Thu 15 Dec 2005, 11:20, archived)
# trips
over custard pool
(, Thu 15 Dec 2005, 11:21, archived)
# but your standards are
significantly lower
(, Thu 15 Dec 2005, 11:05, archived)
# you have a point
how to we benchmark this?

(, Thu 15 Dec 2005, 11:07, archived)
# i demand pictures!
(in doctor uniform pls)
(, Thu 15 Dec 2005, 11:10, archived)
# NURSES
are hot but the german nurses uniform is rather un flattering
(, Thu 15 Dec 2005, 11:15, archived)
# If I had the chance of 2 cute lezzies
they culd turn up in coal sacks and I'd still be very happy indeed
(, Thu 15 Dec 2005, 11:20, archived)
# that
would be a find on a cold winter morning
(, Thu 15 Dec 2005, 11:20, archived)
# So are
(, Thu 15 Dec 2005, 11:22, archived)
# Haha
women are mental
(, Thu 15 Dec 2005, 10:53, archived)
# Zoot!
I read that as women are metal!
(, Thu 15 Dec 2005, 10:53, archived)
# LEZZERS!
can't beat 'em, can't join 'em

dammit
(, Thu 15 Dec 2005, 10:54, archived)
# hehe
(, Thu 15 Dec 2005, 10:56, archived)
# oh you can beat them
but not the massive bull dykes - they fight back
(, Thu 15 Dec 2005, 10:59, archived)
# scary butch women...
*remembers the bar in sark*

*shudders*

(, Thu 15 Dec 2005, 11:03, archived)
# Sark
all kinds of weird shit going on there.
Multi-billionaire brothers trying to overthrow the guv'mint type nonsense.
news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/magazine/4528220.stm
(, Thu 15 Dec 2005, 11:10, archived)
# ha ha!

*hands a 's
(, Thu 15 Dec 2005, 10:54, archived)
# "Listen, thunderthighs..."
ha ha!
(, Thu 15 Dec 2005, 10:55, archived)