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Today I am having half a highland coo between two slices of crusty bread with lashings of mustard, four sausage rolls and a litre of Tizer. What are you having for lunch?

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The Puke of Drunes Braw! Have chips with that!, Fri 16 Dec 2005, 12:32, archived)

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Mr Leroy Your local friendly <GM>, Fri 16 Dec 2005, 12:33, archived)

Too late!

you've been caught! four fullstops isn't enough for lunch

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The Puke of Drunes Braw! Have chips with that!, Fri 16 Dec 2005, 12:34, archived)

DtF winds me up (not being nasty)

I just dont find the hummus.

been lurking all day to post those dots. They are perfect

/goes and tucks into a Steak and Ale pie

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Mr Leroy Your local friendly <GM>, Fri 16 Dec 2005, 12:37, archived)

Steak and Ale pie is a fine lunch

unless it's runny stew with a pouf pastry lid, they are most unmaster

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The Puke of Drunes Braw! Have chips with that!, Fri 16 Dec 2005, 12:41, archived)

^this^

doesnt tickle me hummus neither. besides i
dont have my lunch till 2:00 and its always
a mingin tesco sandwich

edit: fair play to all who enjoy teh facts. i normally excercise my right to an ignore button

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Just Flange, Fri 16 Dec 2005, 12:43, archived)

It doesn't matter if you don't find the hummus

I think that is secondary, we just want to talk about food :)

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Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Fri 16 Dec 2005, 12:44, archived)

You know the score

lunch is an ejoyable topic of converstaion.

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The Duke of Prunes, Fri 16 Dec 2005, 12:48, archived)

Yay!

Today I am having a tuno mayo/mustard sandwich with leaves accompanied by some cheese footballs.

Ooh a coo for lunch.. braw Mr Drunes :)

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Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Fri 16 Dec 2005, 12:33, archived)

That's a well balanced lunch

cheese footballs are nice, but they should make them lifesize

edit half a coo, I'm watching my figure

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The Puke of Drunes Braw! Have chips with that!, Fri 16 Dec 2005, 12:34, archived)

Shepherds Pie

Proper, made with lamb mince.
Then off to the pub.

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The Mighty Gusset Doesn't Care - And Doesn't Care Who Knows It !, Fri 16 Dec 2005, 12:33, archived)

shepherds pie, shepherds pie

I'm gonna get some shepherds pie

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wefbhweiufhweiu party, Fri 16 Dec 2005, 12:35, archived)

Braw!

I can't stand people who call cottage pie shepherd's pie. They really yank my chain

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The Puke of Drunes Braw! Have chips with that!, Fri 16 Dec 2005, 12:36, archived)

Is there

a difference?

(Pachey, Fri 16 Dec 2005, 12:40, archived)

yes, shepherd's pie is made with minced lamb

cottage pie is made with minced beef and titanic pie is made with minced ocean liner

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The Puke of Drunes Braw! Have chips with that!, Fri 16 Dec 2005, 12:42, archived)

This part of the day is always educational for me

Educational and funny.

(Pachey, Fri 16 Dec 2005, 12:45, archived)

Educunny

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Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Fri 16 Dec 2005, 12:59, archived)

^that^

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The Mighty Gusset Doesn't Care - And Doesn't Care Who Knows It !, Fri 16 Dec 2005, 12:54, archived)

What's a coo?

I don't know what to have and I haven't got much in. Suggestions please.

(Pachey, Fri 16 Dec 2005, 12:33, archived)

A coo goes moo

and has udders.

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Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Fri 16 Dec 2005, 12:34, archived)

A highland coo is a gert shaggy beastie

with horns the size of the Trossachs!

and have an all day breakfast

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The Puke of Drunes Braw! Have chips with that!, Fri 16 Dec 2005, 12:36, archived)

I have not a single ingredient to make an all day breakfast

So I'm having a melty cheese and sweetcorn sandwich.

(Pachey, Fri 16 Dec 2005, 12:40, archived)

You can share my lunch

if you'd like to, Pachey. It's vegetarian friendly and there's more than enough for me.

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Ptolemy the man with the silent pea, Fri 16 Dec 2005, 12:38, archived)

Your lunch does sound delicious

It is unfortunate that you live at the arse end of nowhere.

(Pachey, Fri 16 Dec 2005, 12:39, archived)

Probably a good thing, actually!

Anyway, tell you what, I'll fax it to you.

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Ptolemy the man with the silent pea, Fri 16 Dec 2005, 12:43, archived)

Peterborough ?

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The Mighty Gusset Doesn't Care - And Doesn't Care Who Knows It !, Fri 16 Dec 2005, 12:56, archived)

Cheese and marmite sandwich

that is all.

Well, maybe some KiaOra vitamin pastilles too.

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Cheeky Boy! loves horses..., Fri 16 Dec 2005, 12:33, archived)

You should have at least two sandwiches

and four pastilles

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The Puke of Drunes Braw! Have chips with that!, Fri 16 Dec 2005, 12:37, archived)

Thanks for the advice Duke

should I also have the Yorkie bar I found in the cupboard?

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Cheeky Boy! loves horses..., Fri 16 Dec 2005, 12:41, archived)

Excellent!

yes, you should

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The Puke of Drunes Braw! Have chips with that!, Fri 16 Dec 2005, 12:43, archived)

cheese supreme sandwich

(cheese, celery, onion)

and a bag of prawn cocktail walkers.

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SuperMatt, Fri 16 Dec 2005, 12:34, archived)

A Braw but smelly-breath inducing sandwich

but the walkers are good... make sure you remove their boots first

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The Puke of Drunes Braw! Have chips with that!, Fri 16 Dec 2005, 12:40, archived)

going to the pub in a few minutes

i might get something there

(GoldenFanjita whistle posse blow! horns crew i can't hear you!, Fri 16 Dec 2005, 12:34, archived)

Chips

have pub chips

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The Puke of Drunes Braw! Have chips with that!, Fri 16 Dec 2005, 12:44, archived)

Pub Chips

are excrement.
Nasty frozen imitation McCain shite.
What's so difficult about cutting potatoes into rectangles and deep frying them for fucksakes ?
(preferably in Lard)

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The Mighty Gusset Doesn't Care - And Doesn't Care Who Knows It !, Fri 16 Dec 2005, 12:59, archived)

some

kind
of
imposter!

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TopUpTheTea you ain't seen me, right?, Fri 16 Dec 2005, 12:34, archived)

No, he is the original Puke of Drunes.

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The Duke of Prunes, Fri 16 Dec 2005, 12:44, archived)

Braw!

I might have imposter for lunch tomorrow

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The Puke of Drunes Braw! Have chips with that!, Fri 16 Dec 2005, 12:45, archived)

I like imposter on toast with cheese melted on top.

and lots of pepper. and lea and perrins.

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The Duke of Prunes, Fri 16 Dec 2005, 12:46, archived)

Mmmm!

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The Puke of Drunes Braw! Have chips with that!, Fri 16 Dec 2005, 12:47, archived)

impressive

Wife of Trumpet is next door making tomato soup for my lunch. Hoorah!

(trumpet, Fri 16 Dec 2005, 12:34, archived)

Home made tomato soup is great

I trust you are having lots of some kind of bread product with it

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The Puke of Drunes Braw! Have chips with that!, Fri 16 Dec 2005, 12:47, archived)

super spicey gazpacho.

yay!

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Purple Onion, Fri 16 Dec 2005, 12:36, archived)

Braw!

another great soup. Are you having it cold? and also I trust that you are having lots of bread

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The Puke of Drunes Braw! Have chips with that!, Fri 16 Dec 2005, 12:48, archived)

yep, cold

no bread, but a glass of white wine.

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Purple Onion, Fri 16 Dec 2005, 12:51, archived)

Today I'm mostly having

cold home-made lasagne left over from dinner which I'm planning to heat up in the office microwave (hopefully, so long as nobody's been doing experiments with CDs in it again) plus some salad leaves and at least 3 cups of tea.

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Ptolemy the man with the silent pea, Fri 16 Dec 2005, 12:37, archived)

Some dishes improve with time

Lasagne is one of them

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The Puke of Drunes Braw! Have chips with that!, Fri 16 Dec 2005, 12:48, archived)

I don't know

But I am craving a pie and there is not a pie shop nearby...

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Gataki, Fri 16 Dec 2005, 12:37, archived)

Pubs do pies

but beware of the pouf pastry lid trap!

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The Puke of Drunes Braw! Have chips with that!, Fri 16 Dec 2005, 12:49, archived)

grr to that!

I hate it when that happens!

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Gataki, Fri 16 Dec 2005, 12:49, archived)

Bakers make pies

so do supermarkets, petrol stations also sell pies.

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The Duke of Prunes, Fri 16 Dec 2005, 12:50, archived)

3 battered sausages

chips

spetzi and a pretzel

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Neon Blue Ah ha ha haa! I feel positively capital!, Fri 16 Dec 2005, 12:37, archived)

That is a fine lunch

you're in with a shout

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The Puke of Drunes Braw! Have chips with that!, Fri 16 Dec 2005, 12:49, archived)

I haven't had lunch yet

but I'm going home soon to eat half a pizza and char sui chow mein, braw.

Jimmy's off work today with a sore throat, here's a picture of him

www.ukdragon.com/b3ta/jimmy.jpg

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The Duke of Prunes, Fri 16 Dec 2005, 12:39, archived)

Jimmy's face is very red

He should tell his wife not to include so many radishes in his lunchtime salad.
Edit: It could also be caused by a chip defecit

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Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Fri 16 Dec 2005, 12:46, archived)

It's always red I think it's from all the ROLF MAYOing he gets up to

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The Duke of Prunes, Fri 16 Dec 2005, 12:48, archived)

You should have the other half too

you must keep your strength up

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The Puke of Drunes Braw! Have chips with that!, Fri 16 Dec 2005, 12:50, archived)

But the other half was eaten yesterday

*cries*

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The Duke of Prunes, Fri 16 Dec 2005, 12:51, archived)

so you should buy another pizza and have half

of that one

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The Puke of Drunes Braw! Have chips with that!, Fri 16 Dec 2005, 13:02, archived)

Good idea

but then I'd be left with only half a pizza again!
*cries*

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The Duke of Prunes, Fri 16 Dec 2005, 13:10, archived)

He is dressed very smartly

for someone who's off work

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Gataki, Fri 16 Dec 2005, 12:51, archived)

That's a photo from Monday

he didn't have a sore throat then and he had a good helping of ROLF MAYO.

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The Duke of Prunes, Fri 16 Dec 2005, 12:52, archived)

Hot dog.

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Jacksonville Missed me fuckin Candles, Fri 16 Dec 2005, 12:39, archived)

Braw!

but only if it's inna bun with mustard

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The Puke of Drunes Braw! Have chips with that!, Fri 16 Dec 2005, 12:51, archived)

Coo someones being spoilt

Proper vegetable soup and toad in the hole and waffles with chocolate sauce for afters.

(mofitzy, Fri 16 Dec 2005, 12:40, archived)

That is near to perfect - Congratulations!

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The Puke of Drunes Braw! Have chips with that!, Fri 16 Dec 2005, 12:51, archived)

I don't think I can manage any today...

... had calamari fritti and pizza diavola last night. I can still taste those little squiddies.

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Hamster Trippin' aka Mr. Titts, Fri 16 Dec 2005, 12:41, archived)

Have beer that'll drown them

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The Puke of Drunes Braw! Have chips with that!, Fri 16 Dec 2005, 12:51, archived)

4 pieces of lightly toasted white bread

containing 4 pieces of fried bacon, 2 fried eggs, some cheese, tomatoe sauce, a light sprinkling of salf and pepper, a dash of worscestershire sauce. Chased down with a half glass of milk and a pint of ice cold apple juice.

mmmm it's nice to be off work

hurrah for your lunch and DTF!

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Arathkone formerly naD. Been away awhile., Fri 16 Dec 2005, 12:41, archived)

You would definitely have been in with a shout

except for the tomato sauce which is for girls and gays. Have brown sauce.

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The Puke of Drunes Braw! Have chips with that!, Fri 16 Dec 2005, 12:52, archived)

damn

*curses lack of brown sauce in the house*

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Arathkone formerly naD. Been away awhile., Fri 16 Dec 2005, 12:54, archived)

burger King

bought with the £20 note i found last night. yay

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monstrinho do biscoito teeeshurts = www.nogunarmy.com, Fri 16 Dec 2005, 12:43, archived)

Excellent!

I hope you spend it all!

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The Puke of Drunes Braw! Have chips with that!, Fri 16 Dec 2005, 12:53, archived)

I have discovered another meat feast....

A 16 ounce rump steak at a pub called
'The Famous Old Pines'
for only £6.95 !

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paranoiaman, Fri 16 Dec 2005, 12:43, archived)

That is a bargin!

you better have that for lunch

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The Duke of Prunes, Fri 16 Dec 2005, 12:53, archived)

Does it come with chips?

or are they extra, you have to be careful

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The Puke of Drunes Braw! Have chips with that!, Fri 16 Dec 2005, 12:54, archived)

A ton of 'em

and sweetcorn for some reason!

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paranoiaman, Fri 16 Dec 2005, 13:07, archived)

I'm indulging in a chicken drumstick, some carrots, some cashews and some bread and butter. Followed by teacakes (with tea).

Yum yum. Not very braw, I expect though!

/edit: Damn, could have sworn the Duke did this DtF...

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alcuin, Fri 16 Dec 2005, 12:44, archived)

No, I disagree, it is quite Braw

The Duke does lunch Mon-Thurs; The Puke (or another deputy) does Friday, it's quite, quite simple

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The Puke of Drunes Braw! Have chips with that!, Fri 16 Dec 2005, 12:55, archived)

*cough*

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Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Fri 16 Dec 2005, 13:19, archived)

*clears throat*

...pardon?

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alcuin, Fri 16 Dec 2005, 13:52, archived)

I think I

will have a big slice of bread for luch

(gianthead, Fri 16 Dec 2005, 12:47, archived)

Have some chips and brown sauce with it

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The Puke of Drunes Braw! Have chips with that!, Fri 16 Dec 2005, 12:55, archived)

today

it shall be a pint of Kronenbourg and FAT CHIPS. For tonight, I dine heartily!

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mr horrible up yours, dickface, Fri 16 Dec 2005, 12:49, archived)

sure you don't want some

ribeye steak and tomato salsa with that?

(gianthead, Fri 16 Dec 2005, 12:50, archived)

no, I must keep some space

for the hearty feast later. Which will also have lashings of beer.

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mr horrible up yours, dickface, Fri 16 Dec 2005, 12:52, archived)

That is a perfectly acceptable lunch

if a little spartan

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The Puke of Drunes Braw! Have chips with that!, Fri 16 Dec 2005, 12:56, archived)

am eating the lies of small children, washed down by outstanding rex the dog remix of heartbeats by the knife. yum

call this blasphemy, but des lynam is pretty poor replacement for richard whitely. i vote for terry wogan.

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P3te "the Meat", Fri 16 Dec 2005, 12:56, archived)

The tenderest of lies and rockingest of remixes!

Braw!

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The Puke of Drunes Braw! Have chips with that!, Fri 16 Dec 2005, 12:57, archived)

Wogan's

a cunt

(Pachey, Fri 16 Dec 2005, 13:03, archived)

gosh!

shall we take this outside

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P3te "the Meat", Fri 16 Dec 2005, 13:15, archived)

A Tuna Mayo Sandwich with Mustard

A PAcket of Chili Heatwave Doritos

Washed down with lots of water!

Dolphin Friendly Tunas redsushi!

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Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Fri 16 Dec 2005, 13:00, archived)

That's very similar to Flowerpot's lunch

except she's having cheese footballs

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The Puke of Drunes Braw! Have chips with that!, Fri 16 Dec 2005, 13:03, archived)

Chili Heatwave Doritos are better!

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Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Fri 16 Dec 2005, 13:07, archived)

I'll be the judge of that!

Chesse footballs would win if they were life size

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The Puke of Drunes Braw! Have chips with that!, Fri 16 Dec 2005, 13:09, archived)

Oh I dunno

I've reached the stage where I can't eat crisps unless they are dipped in something like peppadew dip... mmm!

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Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Fri 16 Dec 2005, 13:12, archived)

Breaded plaice chips and peas

but normal peas cos they had run out of mushy ones

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Cocodaye Miasere likes chips and peas, Fri 16 Dec 2005, 13:29, archived)

I should demand a reduction in price

if I were you

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The Puke of Drunes Braw! Have chips with that!, Fri 16 Dec 2005, 13:35, archived)