b3ta.com board
You are not logged in. Login or Signup
Home » Messageboard » XXX » Message 5445539 (Thread)

# she's waiting for something
but i'm not sure what
(, Fri 16 Dec 2005, 12:56, archived)
# she's waiting
for a penguin to butt-fuck her.
(, Fri 16 Dec 2005, 12:58, archived)
# we don't all
share your dreams
(, Fri 16 Dec 2005, 13:01, archived)
# *jumps in penguin suit*
*bums*
(, Fri 16 Dec 2005, 13:02, archived)
# I know
she's waiting for Julian Opie to hang her in a gallery and make a mint from her hypnotic blinking eyes!



( woo to you, testicular cancer to Julian Opie )
(, Fri 16 Dec 2005, 12:59, archived)
# That's quite
harsh

?
(, Fri 16 Dec 2005, 13:02, archived)
# welcome to the
astute club.

( sorry, I despise the no-talent twat )

Almost every man jack here can do what he does and in the case of quite a few a hell of a lot better. Yet for some reason he can spend five minutes tracing on a Mac and make it blink to call it art. I'd rather view an exhibition of Eclectech's work for a week than have to see yet another blinking vector from that fraudster. So much so that I e-mailed him and told him so, but less nicely.
(, Fri 16 Dec 2005, 13:06, archived)
# any links to his work?
(, Fri 16 Dec 2005, 13:09, archived)
#
julianopie.com/

But specifically I am talking of this stuff that he has been milking like a prize heffer ever since he made the album cover for Blur.
julianopie.com/paintings/portraits/portraits1.htm
(, Fri 16 Dec 2005, 13:15, archived)
# what a cunt
(, Fri 16 Dec 2005, 13:17, archived)
# I know I am
but I can still make stuff like him ;)
(, Fri 16 Dec 2005, 13:18, archived)
# a rock concert!
(, Fri 16 Dec 2005, 13:02, archived)
# arf! yes... punk rock!
(, Fri 16 Dec 2005, 13:04, archived)
# yaaaaaaaay!
(, Fri 16 Dec 2005, 13:13, archived)
# haha!

excellent!
(, Fri 16 Dec 2005, 13:35, archived)
# yay for rock balancing!
got rather schtoned in san francisco back in the summer and spent several hours watching this guy.

(, Fri 16 Dec 2005, 14:05, archived)
# Like most of us
she is waiting for her ship to come in :)
For myself, I mean that literally.
(, Fri 16 Dec 2005, 13:06, archived)
# Do you stand on a clifftop
In a floaty dress looking wistfully out to sea?

/edit: how rude, woo to the lovely pic.
(, Fri 16 Dec 2005, 13:09, archived)
# Not quite
I phone the shipping company and shout a lot :)
(, Fri 16 Dec 2005, 13:15, archived)
# das ist
rather lovely, hoorah!

excellent sea-loopage
(, Fri 16 Dec 2005, 13:17, archived)
# He He
Top Stuff
(, Fri 16 Dec 2005, 14:01, archived)
# that's very
nicely done
(, Fri 16 Dec 2005, 14:03, archived)