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# Bullets / Penises
*De-Lurks*
Sadly, no hummus involved. They're supposed to be bullets, however, I have been informed they could be mistaken for small penises, what do you think?

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(Whilst looking up the correct spelling for the plural of penis, I discovered that the word 'Peni' is the Hawaiian version of the name Ben. Every day's a school day!)
*Re-Lurks*
(I helped save b3ta! TomOz, Sat 7 Jan 2006, 16:58, archived)
# i like the cork-screw bullet
(I helped save b3ta! the wild elk Freeing excellence affects reality, Sat 7 Jan 2006, 16:59, archived)
# pigs
have corkscrew bullets. 100% science FACT
(Vulpine or something, Sat 7 Jan 2006, 17:09, archived)
# look like bullets to me...
pose he ably .45 acp or the like... too thick for 9mm...

er...

i'll stop there.

*whistles*
(I helped save b3ta! TBL I posted this on, Sat 7 Jan 2006, 17:00, archived)
# You are Zoot Cadillac
AICMFP
(I helped save b3ta! Skotzmun Blah blah secret passage blah blah diamonds., Sat 7 Jan 2006, 17:07, archived)
# That's what I was thinkin'
(I helped save b3ta! abandonnship, Sat 7 Jan 2006, 17:08, archived)
# thats why I stopped.....
there's only room for one gun fanatic around here, and as i only have 2 handguns, I dont really count....
(I helped save b3ta! TBL I posted this on, Sat 7 Jan 2006, 17:13, archived)
# I've got a G-Con 45
Does that count?
(I helped save b3ta! Cadmus has teh uplikn coeds at, Sat 7 Jan 2006, 17:16, archived)
# yeh .45ACP
tho they are a pit pointy at the top for the 'ol tommy gun.....
(I helped save b3ta! Ralph farts in your general direction, Sat 7 Jan 2006, 17:11, archived)
# would be ok in the 1911A1
pistol though...

(I helped save b3ta! TBL I posted this on, Sat 7 Jan 2006, 17:14, archived)
# Sorry toTJ you here sir
www.b3ta.com/board/5509342
(mymindisbroken no really, it is., Sat 7 Jan 2006, 17:16, archived)
# .
www.b3ta.com/board/5509493

(I helped save b3ta! TBL I posted this on, Sat 7 Jan 2006, 17:20, archived)
# Definately Penises
(I helped save b3ta! Ghostwriter can't pick up his pencil, Sat 7 Jan 2006, 17:00, archived)
# This is the wrong group of puerile, cock-minded people to ask
(I helped save b3ta! abandonnship, Sat 7 Jan 2006, 17:02, archived)
# Hmm
Four penises (or is it penii?), a hot mug of coffee, and another penis.
(unexploded (13370R), Sat 7 Jan 2006, 17:03, archived)
# is that to eat in, or take away?
(I helped save b3ta! giant_squid, Sat 7 Jan 2006, 17:08, archived)
# I think the hilights should have straight vertical edges
in the middle, where they go across the junction between top and bottom halves of the bullet. They shouldn't curve inwards like that.
Alternatively, the hilights on the top half could be extended and stretched continuations of the curves started by the tops of the hilights on the bottom half. So they'd only narrow as they go towards the top of the bullet, and not widen and narrow again as they do at the moment.
Logic: the hilights are presumably reflections of the same light in both the top and bottom halves, and the top half is a smooth curve, tending towards vertical at the bottom, so just above the middle of the bullet, it should be showing almost exactly the same thing as the hilight just below the middle.
(_Felix 's school of dance and occult sciences, Sat 7 Jan 2006, 17:05, archived)
# And that's
why you cheat at acro?
;)
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Sat 7 Jan 2006, 17:11, archived)
# How does one cheat at acro?
(I helped save b3ta! abandonnship, Sat 7 Jan 2006, 17:12, archived)
# You'd know.
(_Felix 's school of dance and occult sciences, Sat 7 Jan 2006, 17:13, archived)
# What do you mean
I'd know?
:P
(I helped save b3ta! abandonnship, Sat 7 Jan 2006, 17:19, archived)
# I'll what do I mean you'd know your face in a minute.
(_Felix 's school of dance and occult sciences, Sat 7 Jan 2006, 17:22, archived)
# I hope you do!
(I helped save b3ta! abandonnship, Sat 7 Jan 2006, 17:26, archived)
# Felix has a team
of highly trained ninja stoats.
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Sat 7 Jan 2006, 17:13, archived)
# And monkeys
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Sat 7 Jan 2006, 17:14, archived)
# And possibly
badgers
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Sat 7 Jan 2006, 17:14, archived)
# Go team!
(_Felix 's school of dance and occult sciences, Sat 7 Jan 2006, 17:14, archived)
# :o
no fair!
(I helped save b3ta! abandonnship, Sat 7 Jan 2006, 17:19, archived)
# It's only cheating
if he's winning :)
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Sat 7 Jan 2006, 17:21, archived)
# hahaha
I get ya
(I helped save b3ta! abandonnship, Sat 7 Jan 2006, 17:22, archived)
# Thus?
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(Woo to you as some kind of genius!)
(I helped save b3ta! TomOz, Sat 7 Jan 2006, 17:20, archived)
# Verily.
(I helped save b3ta! Rev. Cleo still alive, Sat 7 Jan 2006, 17:22, archived)
# Yes!
Much less cockly.
(_Felix 's school of dance and occult sciences, Sat 7 Jan 2006, 17:24, archived)
# thermos flasks
with oddly shaped handles
(Mehitabel_Itrang, Sat 7 Jan 2006, 17:07, archived)
# If your penis looks like that
you should consider dating a gun.
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Sat 7 Jan 2006, 17:10, archived)
# apologies
definately a line of cocks and a mug of coffee
yup, its a magenta CDC. sorry.
(I helped save b3ta! Ralph farts in your general direction, Sat 7 Jan 2006, 17:10, archived)
# Lovely magenta colour you've chosen
(I helped save b3ta! abandonnship, Sat 7 Jan 2006, 17:11, archived)
# I noticed that.
It's the little details that matter.
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Sat 7 Jan 2006, 17:13, archived)
# uh, thanks
is it the correct magenta for a CDC?
(I helped save b3ta! Ralph farts in your general direction, Sat 7 Jan 2006, 17:14, archived)
# #FF00FF
can't argue with that.
(_Felix 's school of dance and occult sciences, Sat 7 Jan 2006, 17:15, archived)
#
www.b3ta.com/board/5509477
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Sat 7 Jan 2006, 17:19, archived)
# Magenta cock?
what type of sick freak would adorn lovely pictures with hot pink phalluses?
(I helped save b3ta! abandonnship, Sat 7 Jan 2006, 17:21, archived)
# hey i heard that ;)
(GoldenFanjita whistle posse blow! horns crew i can't hear you!, Sat 7 Jan 2006, 18:02, archived)
# Oh how odd!
It seems by coincidence that everyone randomly decides to use the colour magenta for drawing CDCs ... how wierd is that ...


no, i'm not an idiot ...
(I helped save b3ta! Ghostwriter can't pick up his pencil, Sat 7 Jan 2006, 17:14, archived)
# not strange at all
(parlicoot is warm, cuddly and drinking a nice cup of tea, Sat 7 Jan 2006, 17:19, archived)
# I think they look like penguins in penguin space suits marching from right to left
and the fifth one has had his head vapourized by an alien lazer beam

just me?
(I helped save b3ta! P3te "the Meat", Sat 7 Jan 2006, 17:39, archived)