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(, Wed 11 Jan 2006, 13:08, archived)
# the perils of skiing in the nude

me, enjoy a delicious bagette for lunch

your version of Hokusai's 'The Breaking Wave Off Kanagawa'.
(, Wed 11 Jan 2006, 13:09, archived)
# Ooh! Ooh!
I want to be first!

Me! Me! Memememememe!


(, Wed 11 Jan 2006, 13:10, archived)
# :P
(, Wed 11 Jan 2006, 13:13, archived)
# Draw a haiku involving a pun and
some SFW nufdity!


(, Wed 11 Jan 2006, 13:10, archived)
# Pfft!
*spangs*
(, Wed 11 Jan 2006, 13:10, archived)
# What!?
What!?


What did I do!?


(, Wed 11 Jan 2006, 13:11, archived)
# *spangs*
Everyone! Get 'im while he's down!
(, Wed 11 Jan 2006, 13:13, archived)
# *spangs DtH*
(, Wed 11 Jan 2006, 13:15, archived)
# *spangs DTH*


(, Wed 11 Jan 2006, 13:27, archived)
# *spangs DHL*
Ooops!

*Spangs DTH*
(, Wed 11 Jan 2006, 13:33, archived)
# A lady having teeth extracted by mad dentist with only one eye
or a penguin drinking soup through a straw
(, Wed 11 Jan 2006, 13:10, archived)
# A lady sailor!
(, Wed 11 Jan 2006, 13:11, archived)
# Don't
we allready have those?
(, Wed 11 Jan 2006, 13:22, archived)
# a squirrel burying its nuts and coming upon "the hatch"
(, Wed 11 Jan 2006, 13:11, archived)
# what hatch?
(, Wed 11 Jan 2006, 13:14, archived)
#
THE hatch
(, Wed 11 Jan 2006, 13:15, archived)
# which hatch would that be?
(, Wed 11 Jan 2006, 13:16, archived)
# You post a spoiler before tonight.....
....and will find you and hurt you. Lots.
(, Wed 11 Jan 2006, 13:16, archived)
# ^^This
(, Wed 11 Jan 2006, 13:18, archived)
# mate
you need to start downloading the second series, saves waiting 6 months for channel 4 to show it
(, Wed 11 Jan 2006, 13:18, archived)
# LOTS
anagram
(, Wed 11 Jan 2006, 13:19, archived)
# SLOT
anagram II: the revenge
(, Wed 11 Jan 2006, 13:26, archived)
#
(, Wed 11 Jan 2006, 13:33, archived)
# Waaaah!
I forgot to set the recorder! I'm off to see the Late Edition tonight. I forgot all about Lost!
(, Wed 11 Jan 2006, 13:20, archived)
# it's like that episode in dallas
where she wakes up and he's alive and in the shower.
(, Wed 11 Jan 2006, 13:24, archived)
# So I'll wake up tomorrow
and the whole first series will have been a dream?
(, Wed 11 Jan 2006, 13:27, archived)
# yes
then season two starts by them all getting on a plane (the entire series is recursive, i'll be going for years).
(, Wed 11 Jan 2006, 13:32, archived)
# Maybe the second series
should be the first series but played in reverse.

Like the B-side of 'They're Coming To Take Me Away Ha-Haaa'.
(, Wed 11 Jan 2006, 13:35, archived)
# no spoilers
I'm not like that.

But the crazy dinosaur world they find is well cool! Oops.

Nah, I'm waiting for season 2 episodes 10 & 11 which are on tonight in hamerica
(, Wed 11 Jan 2006, 13:24, archived)
# they crashed into jurassic park?
(, Wed 11 Jan 2006, 13:25, archived)
# yep
surrounded by blind dinosaurs and their dogs
(, Wed 11 Jan 2006, 13:27, archived)
# aaaah
that's why I haven't been able to download beyond episode 9.. I assumed they'd shown the whole thing by now
(, Wed 11 Jan 2006, 13:27, archived)
# ran into that particular wall just before xmas
before TGA told me
(, Wed 11 Jan 2006, 13:34, archived)
# Scarlet
Attempting the Times crossword.
(, Wed 11 Jan 2006, 13:12, archived)
# A very pretty ladiy snuggled under a duvet being woken up
with a cup of coffee and a kiss.
(, Wed 11 Jan 2006, 13:12, archived)
# ..from a smelly tramp in a flashers mac
(, Wed 11 Jan 2006, 13:16, archived)
# awwwwwww
(, Wed 11 Jan 2006, 13:18, archived)
# *blushes*
*shuffles feet*
(, Wed 11 Jan 2006, 13:25, archived)
# beedogs
(, Wed 11 Jan 2006, 13:12, archived)
# A sexy manatee!
(, Wed 11 Jan 2006, 13:12, archived)
# what happened to Manatee Fondler?
did he die over Christmas?
(, Wed 11 Jan 2006, 13:15, archived)
# He fondled one too many...
RIP
(, Wed 11 Jan 2006, 13:19, archived)
# Leaves
and small animals.
(, Wed 11 Jan 2006, 13:12, archived)
# A crow reading 'to kill a mocking bird'
(, Wed 11 Jan 2006, 13:14, archived)
# Draw someone growing a spine.
Huzzah!
(, Wed 11 Jan 2006, 13:14, archived)
# someone visiting the dentists
with sext consequences
(, Wed 11 Jan 2006, 13:14, archived)
# Siamise cat girl
Visiting her brother in hospital/vet

(one of my cats is ill)

Or just 2 sexy siamiese cats, bro and sister
twins

Not siamese twins...never mind
(, Wed 11 Jan 2006, 13:15, archived)
# conjoined cat girls?
(, Wed 11 Jan 2006, 13:19, archived)
# Scary.....
I was toying around with the idea of making a spoof FHM mag/comic thing and one of the 'photoshoots' involved siamiese cat twins.
(, Wed 11 Jan 2006, 13:25, archived)
# the term conjoined is prefered these days
(, Wed 11 Jan 2006, 13:28, archived)
# If that's what does it for you.
...I was talking cat breeds.
(, Wed 11 Jan 2006, 13:35, archived)
# a friend on mine has just found out her cat has liver disese
and it's just a matter of time.

mind you, he's 15 years old.
(, Wed 11 Jan 2006, 13:30, archived)
# A foetus with a top hat
and a pipe!
(, Wed 11 Jan 2006, 13:16, archived)
# Scarlet running for leader of the Lib Dems
I'd vote for her...
(, Wed 11 Jan 2006, 13:16, archived)
# Jean-Luc Denizen
and the bridge crew of the USS Pipingrad

(Sequential cast in Starfleet uniforms?)
(, Wed 11 Jan 2006, 13:17, archived)
# Seconded
This one is woosome!
(, Wed 11 Jan 2006, 13:20, archived)
# ISD Pipingrad, surely :)
I think the Denizens are more 'Galactic Empire' than 'Federation'.
(, Wed 11 Jan 2006, 13:23, archived)
# PIP'S IN SPAAAACE!!!
(, Wed 11 Jan 2006, 13:36, archived)
# Grand Moff Pip?
Now that's just scary!

Apology accepted Captain Scarlet... (which is another idea...)
(, Wed 11 Jan 2006, 14:58, archived)
# Yay
do this!
(, Wed 11 Jan 2006, 13:23, archived)
# The Squirrel Gentry
Smoking pipes and discussing hunting.
(, Wed 11 Jan 2006, 13:18, archived)