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# Fine! I'll make my own pun haiku featuring SFW nudity!



(, Wed 11 Jan 2006, 13:53, archived)
# yeah! you fucking do that!
(, Wed 11 Jan 2006, 13:53, archived)
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(, Wed 11 Jan 2006, 13:55, archived)
# even the snail looks surprised!
(, Wed 11 Jan 2006, 13:59, archived)
#
(, Wed 11 Jan 2006, 13:59, archived)
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(, Wed 11 Jan 2006, 14:00, archived)
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(, Wed 11 Jan 2006, 14:02, archived)
# You bloody cheat!
He gave you that on the back of wild boar ham which you didn't even have!


(, Wed 11 Jan 2006, 14:03, archived)
# i couldn't get it so i got the special scilian ham
and then added tuscan pecorino to make up for the fact that i couldn't get the wild boar.

hopfully when i next down in devon i can bag one of the ones that's on the loose and and make my own ham.
(, Wed 11 Jan 2006, 14:14, archived)
# Hahahaha!
*spangs*
(, Wed 11 Jan 2006, 13:54, archived)
# observe a Tory
OUCH

it burns so hard it gives pleasure, so you can have a woo and also a click
(, Wed 11 Jan 2006, 13:54, archived)
# Thankies, Richard!
I went with umm . . . what was that broadband company called . . . that Archie uses . . .

EDIT: PlusNet!


(, Wed 11 Jan 2006, 13:57, archived)
# *looks forward to receiving discount*
(, Wed 11 Jan 2006, 14:11, archived)
# exploiting poor Ovid!
(, Wed 11 Jan 2006, 14:13, archived)
# *looks forward to receiving 'I like this' clicks*


(, Wed 11 Jan 2006, 14:14, archived)
# too right
*waits for it to stop redexing*
edit: yaaaaay :) sexy :)
(, Wed 11 Jan 2006, 13:55, archived)
# keep F5ing
bloody MSN gropes . . .

*grumbles*


(, Wed 11 Jan 2006, 13:56, archived)
# Use Warren's Anus to host your pics
it's grrreat.

WOO
(, Wed 11 Jan 2006, 13:59, archived)
# Warn't that a typo?
(, Wed 11 Jan 2006, 14:01, archived)
# oops
(, Wed 11 Jan 2006, 14:16, archived)
# yeah, I tried it once . . .

EDIT: How's Tommy?


(, Wed 11 Jan 2006, 14:04, archived)
# Still a bit hurty
but demanding to be fed.
(, Wed 11 Jan 2006, 14:16, archived)
# Give it some chips!


(, Wed 11 Jan 2006, 14:18, archived)
# my eyes!
EDIT: How rude of me! woo!
(, Wed 11 Jan 2006, 13:55, archived)
# Hahaha!
You utter loon!
(, Wed 11 Jan 2006, 13:56, archived)
# Yippee!
welcomes!


(, Wed 11 Jan 2006, 13:56, archived)
# hahahahahaha!
I just did a fizzy burp through my nose.
(, Wed 11 Jan 2006, 13:57, archived)
# Cor!
Let's have a smell!?


(, Wed 11 Jan 2006, 13:59, archived)
# here
it smells of ham and Irn Bru
(, Wed 11 Jan 2006, 14:14, archived)
# *inhales*

*enjoys*


(, Wed 11 Jan 2006, 14:16, archived)
# he is of the erected posture!!!
my eyes! my eyes!
(, Wed 11 Jan 2006, 13:59, archived)
# Stop being so homophobic
and embrace the wang!


(, Wed 11 Jan 2006, 14:04, archived)
# Damn, that's good

*clicks*
(, Wed 11 Jan 2006, 14:04, archived)
# Ahhh
Boris's wee dancing cock makes the pun burn a little less!

Very Woo!
(, Wed 11 Jan 2006, 14:08, archived)
# Yin and Yang, Waspy, Yin and Yang . . .


(, Wed 11 Jan 2006, 14:10, archived)
# The angle of cock
restores balance to the board
pain is reduced

(, Wed 11 Jan 2006, 14:14, archived)
# Haikutastic!


(, Wed 11 Jan 2006, 14:17, archived)