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[challenge entry] Jesus coffee cup holder

HELL!

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(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Fri 17 Feb 2006, 23:24, archived)
# hahahaha
coffee is the drink of a sinner!
woo! 'ning sexy!
(I helped save b3ta! TopUpTheTea you ain't seen me, right?, Fri 17 Feb 2006, 23:24, archived)
# 'lo sexy pants!
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Fri 17 Feb 2006, 23:26, archived)
# how are you sexy?
(I helped save b3ta! TopUpTheTea you ain't seen me, right?, Fri 17 Feb 2006, 23:26, archived)
# drunk.......again! :)
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Fri 17 Feb 2006, 23:27, archived)
# yaaaaaaaaaaay
i should be but i got called in to cover for a mate at work tonight
*sulks*
(I helped save b3ta! TopUpTheTea you ain't seen me, right?, Fri 17 Feb 2006, 23:28, archived)
# drink at work! haha :)
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Fri 17 Feb 2006, 23:30, archived)
# Drink + Deep fat fryer = fun fun fun!
:)
(I helped save b3ta! Cheeky Boy! loves horses..., Fri 17 Feb 2006, 23:32, archived)
# All hail the deep fat frier
provider of late night snacks!
(Psychosomatic Tumor Laugh your life cause there ain't much to cry for, Fri 17 Feb 2006, 23:33, archived)
# Nah,
if you throw ice into it, it'll spit like a bastard!
(I helped save b3ta! Cheeky Boy! loves horses..., Fri 17 Feb 2006, 23:35, archived)
# Silly Cheeky Boy
Deep frier is not My First Chemistry Kit!

Hmm, late night hamburgers...
(Psychosomatic Tumor Laugh your life cause there ain't much to cry for, Fri 17 Feb 2006, 23:42, archived)
# It's not?
bollocks! *stops deep frying plutonium and dynamite fritter*
(I helped save b3ta! Cheeky Boy! loves horses..., Fri 17 Feb 2006, 23:44, archived)
# i was drunk at work on wednesday
it was terrifying, i went home with a lot of burns and papercuts... or at least, more than usual!
any occasion for your drinking? or just friday...
(I helped save b3ta! TopUpTheTea you ain't seen me, right?, Fri 17 Feb 2006, 23:33, archived)
# Being drunk on day-to-day occasions is bad
especially if you're so drunk that the confusion and paranoia sets in. Makes you wonder where you even are.
(Psychosomatic Tumor Laugh your life cause there ain't much to cry for, Fri 17 Feb 2006, 23:36, archived)
# just friday! :)


/any chance I get..haha
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Fri 17 Feb 2006, 23:37, archived)
# That makes two then :)
*joins in the drunkenness*

Got a mini tap and a 0.5L glass at the moment, so that shouldn't pose a problem. :D
(Psychosomatic Tumor Laugh your life cause there ain't much to cry for, Fri 17 Feb 2006, 23:30, archived)
# if I had photoshop right now
I'd put another cup on his crotch
(0800221155 Coldseal windows, Fri 17 Feb 2006, 23:25, archived)
# haha...dammit! :)
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Fri 17 Feb 2006, 23:26, archived)
# WOO!!!
and yay sir!
(PanSowa, Fri 17 Feb 2006, 23:26, archived)
# Hahaha!
Love it, that'd go well next to my twin towers paper weights
(I helped save b3ta! Lord Aerixis, Fri 17 Feb 2006, 23:26, archived)
# Hoorah!
Nice work, sir
(I helped save b3ta! broadsword W⚓, Fri 17 Feb 2006, 23:27, archived)
# Ha ha ! great.
Best compo entry yet.
(I helped save b3ta! n8ive Zip it, Shrimpy...you cunt!, Fri 17 Feb 2006, 23:27, archived)
# I'd buy one.
(tomsk, Fri 17 Feb 2006, 23:28, archived)
# with no
proof? (of purchase)
(I helped save b3ta! rogan, Fri 17 Feb 2006, 23:33, archived)
# That may be the first funny entry in this compo

Edit...TJ...right you lot...I have a jpeg...a single picture that is 250k...yes I know...I have tried all the optimizing stuff and it refuses to get smaller...HELP
(I helped save b3ta! Attila the Bun is not in a right cunt of a mood, Fri 17 Feb 2006, 23:29, archived)
# give up
make a little thumbnail version then link to it from there...?
(I helped save b3ta! TopUpTheTea you ain't seen me, right?, Fri 17 Feb 2006, 23:36, archived)
# No no no...this took all afternoon to do...and damn it
if the dial uppers have to suffer then so be it
(I helped save b3ta! Attila the Bun is not in a right cunt of a mood, Fri 17 Feb 2006, 23:38, archived)
# so all the nazis can pounce?
DON'T DO IT!
they'll eat you alive!!
(I helped save b3ta! TopUpTheTea you ain't seen me, right?, Fri 17 Feb 2006, 23:43, archived)
# Thanks...you've convinced me

POST AND BE DAMNED
(I helped save b3ta! Attila the Bun is not in a right cunt of a mood, Fri 17 Feb 2006, 23:46, archived)
# Make it smaller.
I mean dimensionally, not optimisationally.
(I helped save b3ta! Black Moon Not cracked, I'm all up to be., Fri 17 Feb 2006, 23:37, archived)
# No again..it's already sized for the frontpage
(I helped save b3ta! Attila the Bun is not in a right cunt of a mood, Fri 17 Feb 2006, 23:43, archived)
# Very practical!
Yay to religious practicality to everyday common problems!

Burns random car
(I helped save b3ta! Jahled Three shades of black, Fri 17 Feb 2006, 23:30, archived)
# Yes,
I would buy one too.

/Atheist
(I helped save b3ta! Black Moon Not cracked, I'm all up to be., Fri 17 Feb 2006, 23:30, archived)
# hahaha!
nice.

and funny-offensive, as opposed to just offensive.

*votes*
(I helped save b3ta! - D - SharkTrousers, Fri 17 Feb 2006, 23:32, archived)
# Huzzah!
We have a winner!
(I helped save b3ta! Cheeky Boy! loves horses..., Fri 17 Feb 2006, 23:34, archived)
# haha
(I helped save b3ta! tipassoi, Fri 17 Feb 2006, 23:35, archived)
# Yay!
A decent entry at last. This gets my vote for making me laugh loudly (although I did feel guilty afterwards)

'ning Prod
(I helped save b3ta! Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Fri 17 Feb 2006, 23:47, archived)
# pffh think how I feel!! :)


ning lovely :)
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Fri 17 Feb 2006, 23:49, archived)