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[challenge entry] Jesus coffee cup holder

HELL!

From the Offensive in 5K challenge. See all 335 entries (closed)

(, Fri 17 Feb 2006, 23:24, archived)
# hahahaha
coffee is the drink of a sinner!
woo! 'ning sexy!
(, Fri 17 Feb 2006, 23:24, archived)
# 'lo sexy pants!
(, Fri 17 Feb 2006, 23:26, archived)
# how are you sexy?
(, Fri 17 Feb 2006, 23:26, archived)
# drunk.......again! :)
(, Fri 17 Feb 2006, 23:27, archived)
# yaaaaaaaaaaay
i should be but i got called in to cover for a mate at work tonight
*sulks*
(, Fri 17 Feb 2006, 23:28, archived)
# drink at work! haha :)
(, Fri 17 Feb 2006, 23:30, archived)
# Drink + Deep fat fryer = fun fun fun!
:)
(, Fri 17 Feb 2006, 23:32, archived)
# All hail the deep fat frier
provider of late night snacks!
(, Fri 17 Feb 2006, 23:33, archived)
# Nah,
if you throw ice into it, it'll spit like a bastard!
(, Fri 17 Feb 2006, 23:35, archived)
# Silly Cheeky Boy
Deep frier is not My First Chemistry Kit!

Hmm, late night hamburgers...
(, Fri 17 Feb 2006, 23:42, archived)
# It's not?
bollocks! *stops deep frying plutonium and dynamite fritter*
(, Fri 17 Feb 2006, 23:44, archived)
# i was drunk at work on wednesday
it was terrifying, i went home with a lot of burns and papercuts... or at least, more than usual!
any occasion for your drinking? or just friday...
(, Fri 17 Feb 2006, 23:33, archived)
# Being drunk on day-to-day occasions is bad
especially if you're so drunk that the confusion and paranoia sets in. Makes you wonder where you even are.
(, Fri 17 Feb 2006, 23:36, archived)
# just friday! :)


/any chance I get..haha
(, Fri 17 Feb 2006, 23:37, archived)
# That makes two then :)
*joins in the drunkenness*

Got a mini tap and a 0.5L glass at the moment, so that shouldn't pose a problem. :D
(, Fri 17 Feb 2006, 23:30, archived)
# if I had photoshop right now
I'd put another cup on his crotch
(, Fri 17 Feb 2006, 23:25, archived)
# haha...dammit! :)
(, Fri 17 Feb 2006, 23:26, archived)
# WOO!!!
and yay sir!
(, Fri 17 Feb 2006, 23:26, archived)
# Hahaha!
Love it, that'd go well next to my twin towers paper weights
(, Fri 17 Feb 2006, 23:26, archived)
# Hoorah!
Nice work, sir
(, Fri 17 Feb 2006, 23:27, archived)
# Ha ha ! great.
Best compo entry yet.
(, Fri 17 Feb 2006, 23:27, archived)
# I'd buy one.
(, Fri 17 Feb 2006, 23:28, archived)
# with no
proof? (of purchase)
(, Fri 17 Feb 2006, 23:33, archived)
# That may be the first funny entry in this compo

Edit...TJ...right you lot...I have a jpeg...a single picture that is 250k...yes I know...I have tried all the optimizing stuff and it refuses to get smaller...HELP
(, Fri 17 Feb 2006, 23:29, archived)
# give up
make a little thumbnail version then link to it from there...?
(, Fri 17 Feb 2006, 23:36, archived)
# No no no...this took all afternoon to do...and damn it
if the dial uppers have to suffer then so be it
(, Fri 17 Feb 2006, 23:38, archived)
# so all the nazis can pounce?
DON'T DO IT!
they'll eat you alive!!
(, Fri 17 Feb 2006, 23:43, archived)
# Thanks...you've convinced me

POST AND BE DAMNED
(, Fri 17 Feb 2006, 23:46, archived)
# Make it smaller.
I mean dimensionally, not optimisationally.
(, Fri 17 Feb 2006, 23:37, archived)
# No again..it's already sized for the frontpage
(, Fri 17 Feb 2006, 23:43, archived)
# Very practical!
Yay to religious practicality to everyday common problems!

Burns random car
(, Fri 17 Feb 2006, 23:30, archived)
# Yes,
I would buy one too.

/Atheist
(, Fri 17 Feb 2006, 23:30, archived)
# hahaha!
nice.

and funny-offensive, as opposed to just offensive.

*votes*
(, Fri 17 Feb 2006, 23:32, archived)
# Huzzah!
We have a winner!
(, Fri 17 Feb 2006, 23:34, archived)
# haha
(, Fri 17 Feb 2006, 23:35, archived)
# Yay!
A decent entry at last. This gets my vote for making me laugh loudly (although I did feel guilty afterwards)

'ning Prod
(, Fri 17 Feb 2006, 23:47, archived)
# pffh think how I feel!! :)


ning lovely :)
(, Fri 17 Feb 2006, 23:49, archived)