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[challenge entry] They just wont leave me alone


Apologies for size...

From the What's behind your desktop? challenge. See all 237 entries (closed)

(Pingoo likes cheese, Thu 20 Apr 2006, 12:30, archived)
# LARG......
Oh never mind!
(I helped save b3ta! caffeinefreak, Thu 20 Apr 2006, 12:30, archived)
# why apologise?
just make it small.
Much smaller.

(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Thu 20 Apr 2006, 12:31, archived)
# SMALL AS A SMALL COCK!
(I helped save b3ta! Reckless_Rik, Thu 20 Apr 2006, 12:32, archived)
# LIKE YOURS!
not at work today?
(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Thu 20 Apr 2006, 12:33, archived)
# ning fucknuts
(GoldenFanjita whistle posse blow! horns crew i can't hear you!, Thu 20 Apr 2006, 12:34, archived)
# it`s my week off, Mr.Rantallion!
and I`m spending it wisely... wanking and smoking
(I helped save b3ta! Reckless_Rik, Thu 20 Apr 2006, 12:36, archived)
# careful you don't burn your bell end, the blisters can be painful!
(I helped save b3ta! Ironman tetsuo Back once again with the renegade mastah!, Thu 20 Apr 2006, 12:37, archived)
# I haven't smoked for 2 months, 2 weeks and 6 days, saving 953.80 cigarettes and £171.68 .
/standard smoking conversation response
(GoldenFanjita whistle posse blow! horns crew i can't hear you!, Thu 20 Apr 2006, 12:37, archived)
# weakling
you`re so bloody conformist
(I helped save b3ta! Reckless_Rik, Thu 20 Apr 2006, 12:38, archived)
# ha ha!!
just more proof of how big a cnut you really are

:) TM
(I helped save b3ta! Ironman tetsuo Back once again with the renegade mastah!, Thu 20 Apr 2006, 12:41, archived)
# :)
CHODE!
(I helped save b3ta! Ironman tetsuo Back once again with the renegade mastah!, Thu 20 Apr 2006, 12:33, archived)
# not much chance of that with the way you stroke it!
(I helped save b3ta! Ironman tetsuo Back once again with the renegade mastah!, Thu 20 Apr 2006, 12:32, archived)
# hahaha
my expert hands are legendary!

*spluffs*

(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Thu 20 Apr 2006, 12:33, archived)
# you're like a two stroke engine
(I helped save b3ta! Ironman tetsuo Back once again with the renegade mastah!, Thu 20 Apr 2006, 12:35, archived)
# yeehah...
 

 
(I helped save b3ta! djol, Thu 20 Apr 2006, 12:40, archived)
# "Bogpaper of the year"
arf!
(I helped save b3ta! TunaBoy should be old enough to know better by now, Thu 20 Apr 2006, 12:45, archived)
# Gaaaaaaaahhhhh!
*chokes on girth*
(I helped save b3ta! TunaBoy should be old enough to know better by now, Thu 20 Apr 2006, 12:31, archived)
# wow
that's gigantic!
Could it be a bit smaller?
(I helped save b3ta! Milkman Dan, Thu 20 Apr 2006, 12:32, archived)
# please make it bigger
as big as the moon
(I helped save b3ta! WOLF .™, Thu 20 Apr 2006, 12:33, archived)
# What amazes me is that you know its too big.
Yet you still posted it, without even trying to make it smaller. What the hell's wrong with you? Are you retarded or something?
(I helped save b3ta! SugarSpunSister Yeah, whatever, Thu 20 Apr 2006, 12:33, archived)
# ha ha!


(I helped save b3ta! Ironman tetsuo Back once again with the renegade mastah!, Thu 20 Apr 2006, 12:34, archived)
# Ooooh, a flask!
How resourceful!
(I helped save b3ta! SugarSpunSister Yeah, whatever, Thu 20 Apr 2006, 12:35, archived)
# i'm just enjoying the show
(I helped save b3ta! Ironman tetsuo Back once again with the renegade mastah!, Thu 20 Apr 2006, 12:36, archived)
# Pervert!
(I helped save b3ta! SugarSpunSister Yeah, whatever, Thu 20 Apr 2006, 12:37, archived)
# *spluffs*
(I helped save b3ta! Ironman tetsuo Back once again with the renegade mastah!, Thu 20 Apr 2006, 12:43, archived)
# huge, not to mention...
been done... just down the board
(I helped save b3ta! tweeny flickr.com/photos/tweeny, Thu 20 Apr 2006, 12:33, archived)
# That's OK
I just love the way you've optimised it
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Thu 20 Apr 2006, 12:33, archived)
# http://dictionary.reference.com/search?q=bigger
(kidb Not any more, Thu 20 Apr 2006, 12:34, archived)
# JOEY
(pdjpdj, Thu 20 Apr 2006, 12:35, archived)
# optimised!!!

and shrunkated!
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Thu 20 Apr 2006, 12:36, archived)
# Improved!
(I helped save b3ta! TunaBoy should be old enough to know better by now, Thu 20 Apr 2006, 12:42, archived)
# and you can still have the size
(pdjpdj, Thu 20 Apr 2006, 12:44, archived)
# bigger!!
it MUST BLOCK OUT THE SUN!!!!!!!!
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Thu 20 Apr 2006, 12:45, archived)
# fuckadoodle-doo!
You just broke my monitor.

(and it's bindun)

EDIT: Not hard to reduce in size

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(twice)

(I helped save b3ta! Zaphod's Wombat - Never did quite get the hang of, Thu 20 Apr 2006, 12:37, archived)
# even at the original size
could get it down to 37k with acceptable loss of quality

tragic innit.

I wonder what the largest image ever posted to b3ta was, for both girth and k's
*edited for slepelling*
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Thu 20 Apr 2006, 12:43, archived)
# BIGGER
MUCH MUCH BIGGER
(I helped save b3ta! the RAND corporation a.k.a. Kevin Saxe-Coburg-Gotha, Thu 20 Apr 2006, 12:37, archived)
# Don't
He's probably enough of a spacktard to take that literally.
(I helped save b3ta! SugarSpunSister Yeah, whatever, Thu 20 Apr 2006, 12:39, archived)
# i like that SPAKTARD
definition please
(b0rk3d Jokes are better than technique!, Thu 20 Apr 2006, 12:41, archived)
# Spacktard, noun:
luke2442


edit - see entry under Troll
I'm guessing our 'friend' here is a member of the under-bridge community since he doesn't seem to have responded to any of this constructive criticism...
(I helped save b3ta! TunaBoy should be old enough to know better by now, Thu 20 Apr 2006, 12:44, archived)
# ho ho
.
(b0rk3d Jokes are better than technique!, Thu 20 Apr 2006, 12:44, archived)
# It's a combination of spacker and retard.
(I helped save b3ta! SugarSpunSister Yeah, whatever, Thu 20 Apr 2006, 12:45, archived)
# like CRUD
crap and mud
(b0rk3d Jokes are better than technique!, Thu 20 Apr 2006, 12:46, archived)
#
smaller
(I helped save b3ta! grey kid is breakdancing to save a community centre, Thu 20 Apr 2006, 12:40, archived)
#
smaller still

(I helped save b3ta! Zaphod's Wombat - Never did quite get the hang of, Thu 20 Apr 2006, 12:42, archived)
# I can't believe everybody's bitching about the bigness of this
when it is also totally seamless ;)
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Thu 20 Apr 2006, 13:02, archived)
# Plus i've just done it
..and everyone ageed it is an old joke anyway!
(captain baldy, Thu 20 Apr 2006, 13:23, archived)