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# Know about funny web stuff? Fancy a job in telly?
Channel 5 are making a new TV show about comedy web stuff and I'm involved as a consultant. We're looking for a couple of researchers that A. Are free to work in London, B. Know where the funny web stuff is (we've looked under the sofa etc.) and C. Are very very keen to do a great job. You don't necessarily need a TV background, but knowledge of net humour pretty is essential. Send a short introductory note to office AT squaredonkey.com and mark it FAO: Sam.

That's sam and not spam you cunts.
(I helped save b3ta! rob, Thu 4 May 2006, 15:23, archived)
# love to
but naaaah (;
(I helped save b3ta! TopUpTheTea you ain't seen me, right?, Thu 4 May 2006, 15:24, archived)
# also
not good for office-based Leeds-ites

(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Thu 4 May 2006, 15:25, archived)
# nor us lincolnshire people
who hate research unless it meant actually going on TV

i'm a performer not an office monkey!! (;
(I helped save b3ta! TopUpTheTea you ain't seen me, right?, Thu 4 May 2006, 15:27, archived)
# Ace hat!
Great animination!
(I helped save b3ta! TunaBoy should be old enough to know better by now, Thu 4 May 2006, 15:30, archived)
# They're mostly Ironman's individual frames
with a little additional extras from me, and actually putting it together
this is just a test
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Thu 4 May 2006, 15:32, archived)
# *hugs*
(I helped save b3ta! Ironman tetsuo Back once again with the renegade mastah!, Thu 4 May 2006, 15:35, archived)
# Gayer...
Alright me old china....?
(I helped save b3ta! benkai Doing nothing as of ..., Thu 4 May 2006, 15:39, archived)
# not too bad me ol' mucker
*fondles*

(I helped save b3ta! Ironman tetsuo Back once again with the renegade mastah!, Thu 4 May 2006, 15:40, archived)
# There's not much going on there....
A dead bird never flies the nest!! ;o)
(I helped save b3ta! benkai Doing nothing as of ..., Thu 4 May 2006, 15:41, archived)
# You won't
find any humour around here. Try the bbc website.
(I helped save b3ta! wheelybird mreee!, Thu 4 May 2006, 15:26, archived)
# or ask
the daily mail to send some of the HILARIOUS viral emails that they spend so long making*


*stealing from b3tans and removing the tags
(Professor Yaffle now with added sodium, Thu 4 May 2006, 15:27, archived)
# Thems is talented
newspaper chimps. Not that many people can use image editing programs. Or perhaps they airbrush it out with real airbrushes.
(I helped save b3ta! wheelybird mreee!, Thu 4 May 2006, 15:29, archived)
# brushes made of air?!
that's a crazy invention, and no mistake
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Thu 4 May 2006, 15:36, archived)
# stop
spamming. post a picture you n00b. read the FAQ etc etc...
(Professor Yaffle now with added sodium, Thu 4 May 2006, 15:25, archived)
# still not funny
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Thu 4 May 2006, 15:26, archived)
# Sadly I lack on all three counts...
Do I get the job? Can Jim fix it for me??
(I helped save b3ta! benkai Doing nothing as of ..., Thu 4 May 2006, 15:25, archived)
# Never found anything funny on the web
thought it was just for pron
(I helped save b3ta! nhojjohn, Thu 4 May 2006, 15:26, archived)
# There is some funny p*rn...
.....
(I helped save b3ta! benkai Doing nothing as of ..., Thu 4 May 2006, 15:27, archived)
# lolles
(I helped save b3ta! TopUpTheTea you ain't seen me, right?, Thu 4 May 2006, 15:28, archived)
# porn AND youtube vids of people falling over
I can normally wank to both
(I helped save b3ta! rob, Thu 4 May 2006, 15:28, archived)
# At the same time??
You got all the skillz!!
(I helped save b3ta! benkai Doing nothing as of ..., Thu 4 May 2006, 15:32, archived)
# I have no information about net humour I'm afraid
except that we're all cunts.
(I helped save b3ta! Nonny Mouse. -- Scared as a Shitting Scorpion, Thu 4 May 2006, 15:26, archived)
# here here...
Well stated... You c*nt...
(I helped save b3ta! benkai Doing nothing as of ..., Thu 4 May 2006, 15:28, archived)
# ive devoted thousands of hours of study to net humour
my conclusion: magenta cock
(I helped save b3ta! cumquat may will not be commenting further on the allegations, Thu 4 May 2006, 15:30, archived)
# They couldn't afford me.
(I helped save b3ta! Doctor When May your wife shat and chipper, Thu 4 May 2006, 15:30, archived)
# no sorry
I just do puns


(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Thu 4 May 2006, 15:30, archived)
# But you do em the bestest of everybody...
Dave for 5, Dave for 5 etc etc... :o)

You could even give em your channel 5 post from a year ago ;o)
(I helped save b3ta! benkai Doing nothing as of ..., Thu 4 May 2006, 15:32, archived)
# CHANNEL HAT!
its the future
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Thu 4 May 2006, 15:33, archived)
# ^this
squared
(I helped save b3ta! nhojjohn, Thu 4 May 2006, 15:34, archived)
# Bless you all!



(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Thu 4 May 2006, 15:36, archived)
# Bingo!!
You got the job!!! Do us proud...
(I helped save b3ta! benkai Doing nothing as of ..., Thu 4 May 2006, 15:38, archived)
# There's this great site
with dancing hamsters...
(I helped save b3ta! TunaBoy should be old enough to know better by now, Thu 4 May 2006, 15:31, archived)
# and the bubble wrap
.
(I helped save b3ta! Nonny Mouse. -- Scared as a Shitting Scorpion, Thu 4 May 2006, 15:34, archived)
# and one with a big button it it that,... get this.... , does absolutely nothing!
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Thu 4 May 2006, 15:34, archived)
# Don't forget the page that says
'This is the last page on the internet. Turn off your computer and go outside...'
(I helped save b3ta! TunaBoy should be old enough to know better by now, Thu 4 May 2006, 15:44, archived)
# I know about funny web stuff
because I read the B3ta newsletter.

Hire yourself.
(I helped save b3ta! Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Thu 4 May 2006, 15:33, archived)
# he he
*triples wages*
(I helped save b3ta! rob, Thu 4 May 2006, 15:35, archived)
# Just make sure Alan Sugar isn't heading up the project!
It may be a short lived Career... :o)
(I helped save b3ta! benkai Doing nothing as of ..., Thu 4 May 2006, 15:37, archived)
# www.thisisacryforhelp.com
Do I win £5?
(I helped save b3ta! Yamon Benny Harvey. RIP., Thu 4 May 2006, 15:44, archived)
# but the job description seems to fit you


Lives in London, knows where the funny web stuff
is . . .

edit: as pointed out by flowerpot. She's always
borrowing from me 'cause we are such good friends.
(I helped save b3ta! Purple Onion, Thu 4 May 2006, 15:45, archived)