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[challenge entry] he is indeed God of the Penguins

but they don't listen.

From the If Tom Cruise Was God challenge. See all 211 entries (closed)

(I helped save b3ta! Jeccius Steam Borderlands 2 junkie, Thu 1 Jun 2006, 10:19, archived)
# Ahahaha!
Tha's excellent!
(I helped save b3ta! Doc G and Sid the Monkey may contain traces of spatula, Thu 1 Jun 2006, 10:19, archived)
# hahahaha
that makes me laugh
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Thu 1 Jun 2006, 10:19, archived)
# Silly Thomas
penguins have no knees!
(I helped save b3ta! Geoff the Clownfish You know Myra, some people might think you're cute, Thu 1 Jun 2006, 10:21, archived)
# that's why they're deadly :)
no chance of banging their knee-caps in a fight
(I helped save b3ta! Jeccius Steam Borderlands 2 junkie, Thu 1 Jun 2006, 10:39, archived)
# haha
poor penguins
(I helped save b3ta! Milkman Dan, Thu 1 Jun 2006, 10:21, archived)
# Yay for 'guins
Cruise rules them with an iron flipper, woo!
(I helped save b3ta! Droog is too orangey for crows, Thu 1 Jun 2006, 10:21, archived)
# this makes me laugh a lot :-)
nice indeed
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Thu 1 Jun 2006, 10:21, archived)
# not as nice as your Da Vinci post
that is uber-woo :D
(I helped save b3ta! Jeccius Steam Borderlands 2 junkie, Thu 1 Jun 2006, 10:25, archived)
# Penguins!
How hatstand. Woo.
(I helped save b3ta! Butters and his titanium codsocket, Thu 1 Jun 2006, 10:22, archived)
# I tried to resist it...just not very hard :)
(I helped save b3ta! Attila the Bun is not in a right cunt of a mood, Thu 1 Jun 2006, 10:24, archived)
# Penguin blasphemy!
(I helped save b3ta! Droog is too orangey for crows, Thu 1 Jun 2006, 10:25, archived)
# lol
I should've made him smaller than the penguins tbh, true to scale then :)
(I helped save b3ta! Jeccius Steam Borderlands 2 junkie, Thu 1 Jun 2006, 10:26, archived)
# charlie sheen?
(I helped save b3ta! urbane legend i have known the inexorable sadness of pencils, Thu 1 Jun 2006, 10:24, archived)
# hahaha
if I was a penguin I'd tell him where to stick his comedy science fiction religion. Actually if I just met him I'd probably tell him that too.
(I helped save b3ta! brianftang www.brianftang.co.uk, Thu 1 Jun 2006, 10:25, archived)
# And he'd probably call you a jerk
(I helped save b3ta! Attila the Bun is not in a right cunt of a mood, Thu 1 Jun 2006, 10:37, archived)
# well, if tom cruise thinks you're a jerk
then you can take it as a compliment.
(I helped save b3ta! urbane legend i have known the inexorable sadness of pencils, Thu 1 Jun 2006, 10:40, archived)
# *goes to California to be complimented*
(I helped save b3ta! Attila the Bun is not in a right cunt of a mood, Thu 1 Jun 2006, 10:50, archived)
# Why would you say that?
*wipes face with towel*
(I helped save b3ta! Droog is too orangey for crows, Thu 1 Jun 2006, 10:51, archived)
# Hahaha!
Great.
(I helped save b3ta! Afinkawan Yes I can hear you Clem Fandango, Thu 1 Jun 2006, 10:33, archived)
# hahaha
(I helped save b3ta! We are the lemon irked your craw on, Thu 1 Jun 2006, 11:02, archived)