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(I helped save b3ta! collapsibletank procreates, Fri 21 Jul 2006, 8:04, archived)
# *rushes to get fork*
'ning all!
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Fri 21 Jul 2006, 8:15, archived)
# Yum
Too much communion wine and vicar spunk.
(I helped save b3ta! Brandy_Bumwinkle, Fri 21 Jul 2006, 8:23, archived)
# Nah
nuns are lesbians, commonly known fact.

Actually... In the middle ages, becoming a monk was a common thing for gay guys. It avoided tricky questions about the lack of a wife while getting them in the company of men. In African villages, gay men would often become the shaman, and be responsible for giving a father-figure presence in the lives of the children while the other men were out hunting.

Hmm... I seem to have started the day with a post about the long-standing relationship between religion and homosexuality. How rare.

'Ning all!
(I helped save b3ta! Matazone has new icons, but is keeping this one, Fri 21 Jul 2006, 9:11, archived)
# EUuuuuuuuuuuuuuurrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrgggggggggghhhhhhhhhhhhhhh
But yay!
(I helped save b3ta! davew27 hevosen kuva!, Fri 21 Jul 2006, 8:23, archived)
# Sexy!!!!
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Fri 21 Jul 2006, 8:26, archived)
# What a good reason to show off my new wooyay :)
(I helped save b3ta! Laughing Boy, Fri 21 Jul 2006, 8:40, archived)
# I like your socks ;¬)
(I helped save b3ta! Geoff the Clownfish You know Myra, some people might think you're cute, Fri 21 Jul 2006, 8:42, archived)
# When peoples internet connection goes down, people (well, me) make odd things
(I helped save b3ta! Laughing Boy, Fri 21 Jul 2006, 8:44, archived)
# rarr
(I helped save b3ta! Laughing Boy, Fri 21 Jul 2006, 8:45, archived)
# aaaaaaaahhhahhahah
 
that's much funnier than it should be.

I am a bad person.
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Fri 21 Jul 2006, 8:57, archived)
# it's too slow!!!!!!
where's the Tunnocks boy one? that's the benchmark :D
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Fri 21 Jul 2006, 9:18, archived)
# The what!!?
Does the belmer from the tunnocks tea cakes wrapper/box have a Woo! Yay! ??
(moondust, Fri 21 Jul 2006, 9:31, archived)
# How cool is that!!
w/y/h
(moondust, Fri 21 Jul 2006, 9:30, archived)
# They're good
keep it up
(I helped save b3ta! Geoff the Clownfish You know Myra, some people might think you're cute, Fri 21 Jul 2006, 8:45, archived)
# have another
(I helped save b3ta! Laughing Boy, Fri 21 Jul 2006, 8:43, archived)
# I love that
what's it from?
(I helped save b3ta! hanke murphy, I'm a mess, Fri 21 Jul 2006, 8:45, archived)
# King of New York
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Fri 21 Jul 2006, 8:51, archived)
# You are Barry Norman AICMFP
More 'ning Archie!
(I helped save b3ta! Geoff the Clownfish You know Myra, some people might think you're cute, Fri 21 Jul 2006, 8:53, archived)
# I know my movies ;-)
Ning squire
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Fri 21 Jul 2006, 8:53, archived)
# Thought it looked familiar...
(I helped save b3ta! hanke murphy, I'm a mess, Fri 21 Jul 2006, 9:01, archived)
# I'm not sure.
Google says: en.wikipedia.org/wiki/True_Romance

edit/ Ok, maybe not :)
(I helped save b3ta! Laughing Boy, Fri 21 Jul 2006, 8:53, archived)
# nope, david caruso wasn't in that
you're thinking of walken and dennis hopper in true romance
/excellent scene
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Fri 21 Jul 2006, 8:54, archived)
# You film buff, you.
(I helped save b3ta! Laughing Boy, Fri 21 Jul 2006, 8:56, archived)
# *takes a bow*
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Fri 21 Jul 2006, 8:56, archived)
# Walken shines in any scene he's in.
 
Unfortunately, he's the only good thing about some of the movies he's done..

edit: tho' it brings me great joy to watch Caruso shot in the face repeatedly.
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Fri 21 Jul 2006, 8:56, archived)
# Lets see the CSI: Miami team sort THAT one out....
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Fri 21 Jul 2006, 8:58, archived)
# That should be his schtick.
 
Whatever movie or TV show he's in, Caruso gets shot in the face.
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Fri 21 Jul 2006, 8:59, archived)
# It'd make for an interesting read on his C.V.
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Fri 21 Jul 2006, 9:00, archived)
# "have been shot in the face in no less than 72 movies"
(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Fri 21 Jul 2006, 9:03, archived)
# ...
but willing to take other weaponry as well
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Fri 21 Jul 2006, 9:05, archived)
# Reason for leaving last job: Shot in the face.
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan https://twitter.com/VomitingLarry, Fri 21 Jul 2006, 9:05, archived)
# Hmmm.
Batman Returns....
(I helped save b3ta! Geoff the Clownfish You know Myra, some people might think you're cute, Fri 21 Jul 2006, 8:58, archived)
# He's certainly not 'bad' in that role, considering he's a 'back plot villain'
/coincidentally, his character's name in that, Max Shreck, was named after actor Max Schreck,
the actor who portrayed the original Nosferatu
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Fri 21 Jul 2006, 9:00, archived)
# *faints*
;¬)
(I helped save b3ta! Geoff the Clownfish You know Myra, some people might think you're cute, Fri 21 Jul 2006, 9:01, archived)
# Available for weddings, bar mitzvahs, world domination....
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Fri 21 Jul 2006, 9:02, archived)
# You are Robert Osborn AICMFP
(I helped save b3ta! hanke murphy, I'm a mess, Fri 21 Jul 2006, 9:03, archived)
# If my brain remembered Quantum Physics as well as it does movie/comedy trivia...
I could have been a rocket scientist

*sighs*

/but where's the fun in that
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Fri 21 Jul 2006, 9:04, archived)
# He even came off well in Sleepy Hollow
 
despite his only line being, "ARRRGGGGHHH!"

edit: and in one scene he says "shhh"
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Fri 21 Jul 2006, 9:04, archived)
# I'd have liked to have seen the script for that line... ;-)
and looking at his future film releases, we can look forward to "Balls of Fury" next year.
A 'riotous' comedy about a ping pong champion bringing down a crime boss....

wonder which role he'll be playing then...
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Fri 21 Jul 2006, 9:06, archived)
# The tap-dancing ping-pong champion?
 
; )
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Fri 21 Jul 2006, 9:08, archived)
# the image alone makes me want this to be real
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Fri 21 Jul 2006, 9:08, archived)
# Ah that would be
"Assault with a Squeezy Sauce Bottle" one of the lesser known New York ganster films.
(moondust, Fri 21 Jul 2006, 9:33, archived)
# is that an excerpt from the Freddie Mercury work out video?
(Goole, Fri 21 Jul 2006, 8:43, archived)
# Borat :)
(I helped save b3ta! Laughing Boy, Fri 21 Jul 2006, 8:45, archived)
# yays for Borat!
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Fri 21 Jul 2006, 8:51, archived)
# braw!
ning!
(I helped save b3ta! TopUpTheTea you ain't seen me, right?, Fri 21 Jul 2006, 8:49, archived)
# Yes, doesn't she?
Sorry for being thick but what product is Nunchucks? Or is it the martial arts weapon? Ta.
(I helped save b3ta! Geoff the Clownfish You know Myra, some people might think you're cute, Fri 21 Jul 2006, 8:51, archived)
# tis indeed!
'ning!
(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Fri 21 Jul 2006, 8:52, archived)
# Cor!
Everyone's arriving now.
/Hates starting early blog
(I helped save b3ta! Geoff the Clownfish You know Myra, some people might think you're cute, Fri 21 Jul 2006, 8:54, archived)
# I'll stick the kettle on then...
so who's volunteering to make the toast?
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Fri 21 Jul 2006, 8:56, archived)
# I'm not eating that Happy sod
Let's have bacon sarnies!
(I helped save b3ta! Geoff the Clownfish You know Myra, some people might think you're cute, Fri 21 Jul 2006, 8:59, archived)
# cor!
*actually has bacon in the fridge, and is not more than 5 feet away from the kitchen
due to working from home - Bacon sarnies is a distinct possibility*
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Fri 21 Jul 2006, 9:01, archived)
# it's Friday
the only working day that people are enthusiastic in the morning!
(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Fri 21 Jul 2006, 8:56, archived)
# "I love the smell of Friday in the morning"
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Fri 21 Jul 2006, 8:58, archived)
# how is it friday already?
*groans*
(I helped save b3ta! TopUpTheTea you ain't seen me, right?, Fri 21 Jul 2006, 8:59, archived)
# ning m'lovely!
*gives friday huggles*
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Fri 21 Jul 2006, 9:02, archived)
# I know
I have tons of w*rk to do by 5 or I can't go to Market Harborough for the weekend(wherever that is)
(I helped save b3ta! Geoff the Clownfish You know Myra, some people might think you're cute, Fri 21 Jul 2006, 9:03, archived)
# Market Harborough or work.....
I'd make the work stretch out a bit if I were you ;-)
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Fri 21 Jul 2006, 9:03, archived)
# it's a lovely little town ;)
(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Fri 21 Jul 2006, 9:05, archived)
# I have a friend
she has horses
blah blah
/ Paul will go riding
I'll sit in the pub
(I helped save b3ta! Geoff the Clownfish You know Myra, some people might think you're cute, Fri 21 Jul 2006, 9:05, archived)
# does she love horses?
- best of all the animals? ;-)
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Fri 21 Jul 2006, 9:08, archived)
# Git
Just noticed your sig. I watched it too.
How naff they cut little bits because of the watershed.
(I helped save b3ta! Geoff the Clownfish You know Myra, some people might think you're cute, Fri 21 Jul 2006, 9:10, archived)
# yeah...
"What a Pisser"
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Fri 21 Jul 2006, 9:14, archived)
# ooh nice
best of all the animals...
(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Fri 21 Jul 2006, 9:09, archived)
# w00!
'ning all!
(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Fri 21 Jul 2006, 8:51, archived)
# ningles
(I helped save b3ta! TopUpTheTea you ain't seen me, right?, Fri 21 Jul 2006, 8:55, archived)
# 'ning!
(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Fri 21 Jul 2006, 9:02, archived)
# G'

(I helped save b3ta! collapsibletank procreates, Fri 21 Jul 2006, 9:08, archived)