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[challenge entry] Terror!
Train was late this morning, terror on the line apparently


From the The Nanny State challenge. See all 368 entries (closed)

(Tetsugaku-San www.thetalldesigner.com, Fri 11 Aug 2006, 12:40, archived)
# ergh
I fucking hate it when they do black ink covers.
Leaves your hands covered in the stuff.


(waxdart hello., Fri 11 Aug 2006, 12:42, archived)
# bit like the BBC's scaremongering news...
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Fri 11 Aug 2006, 12:43, archived)
# That is ace
(Oggmonster ...it's a stigmatism I've had since the age of 5, Fri 11 Aug 2006, 12:44, archived)
# what the hell!!
he has a blue chicken in his fliptop head!!!

get out of there silly chicken!!
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Fri 11 Aug 2006, 12:59, archived)
# This is
the cleverest thing I've seen since I pushed Stephen Hawking out of his wheelchair.
Woo!
(I helped save b3ta! JimmerUK Everyone's Favourite Jim, Fri 11 Aug 2006, 12:45, archived)
# haha
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Fri 11 Aug 2006, 12:45, archived)
# hahaahaa!
(diPPiE lyrical bitch of yo' dreams, Fri 11 Aug 2006, 12:47, archived)
# ha ha ha ha, wonderful!
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Fri 11 Aug 2006, 12:47, archived)
# Tee hee hees
*wants to click*
(I helped save b3ta! account88888 former cynic, converted to kindness, Fri 11 Aug 2006, 12:48, archived)
# ;)
b3ta.com/board/6215505
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Fri 11 Aug 2006, 12:51, archived)
# Ta! Great service!
*clicks thrice*
(I helped save b3ta! account88888 former cynic, converted to kindness, Fri 11 Aug 2006, 12:53, archived)
# Hurrah!
*wants to click, but can't*
(I helped save b3ta! in vino veritas, Fri 11 Aug 2006, 12:50, archived)
# ;)
b3ta.com/board/6215505
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Fri 11 Aug 2006, 12:51, archived)
# *clicks that thread*
Cheers!
(I helped save b3ta! in vino veritas, Fri 11 Aug 2006, 12:53, archived)
# *hugs* :)
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Fri 11 Aug 2006, 12:53, archived)
# *clicks the 'detonate' switch* Oops.
(diPPiE lyrical bitch of yo' dreams, Fri 11 Aug 2006, 12:56, archived)
# Pffft
(I helped save b3ta! Monsieur Monster I heard Seriously talk the first time. in here., Fri 11 Aug 2006, 13:14, archived)
# Hahahahaha!
Ace.

www.b3ta.com/board/6213289
(I helped save b3ta! Afinkawan Yes I can hear you Clem Fandango, Fri 11 Aug 2006, 12:46, archived)
# on the case
marvellous
(I helped save b3ta! brianftang www.brianftang.co.uk, Fri 11 Aug 2006, 12:52, archived)
# *Arfs aloud*
Where does all your cleverness come from?
(I helped save b3ta! Doc G and Sid the Monkey may contain traces of spatula, Fri 11 Aug 2006, 13:00, archived)
# behind the sofa, right under the fluff and 5p pieces
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Fri 11 Aug 2006, 13:02, archived)
# I wondered what that unearthly green glow was...
(I helped save b3ta! Doc G and Sid the Monkey may contain traces of spatula, Fri 11 Aug 2006, 13:04, archived)
# they still
Didn't explain why it is too dangerous to allow people to take a book on the plane with them.
(I helped save b3ta! Afinkawan Yes I can hear you Clem Fandango, Fri 11 Aug 2006, 12:44, archived)
# paper cuts
(waxdart hello., Fri 11 Aug 2006, 12:45, archived)
# that was the only thing I could think of.
I suppose you might be able to beat someone to death with the complete works of Shakespeare.
(I helped save b3ta! Afinkawan Yes I can hear you Clem Fandango, Fri 11 Aug 2006, 12:47, archived)
# could be the Qur'an...
heavily disguised as 'the famous five go weapons of mass destruction hunting'....

and as most of the media would have us believe, anyone who reads the Qur'an must be a terrorist....
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Fri 11 Aug 2006, 12:45, archived)
# actually I think that's a side ploy to stop people bringing the Da Vinci Code with them
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Fri 11 Aug 2006, 12:54, archived)
# Metro cracks me up
Every 2 months a new Terror thread (possibly related to Al Quaeda - who knows)

Every 3 months (when there was fuck-all proof of the terror stuff) a new disease that WILL kill us all! Totally dead, and stuff and it is scientifically proven as there are long words in use!

Keep them in a constant state of anxiety and nobody cares about council tax.
(I helped save b3ta! sinisterduck, Fri 11 Aug 2006, 12:44, archived)
# council tax.
ARGHAHGEHGAHHAGRHAHAHGHGHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

/shats
(waxdart hello., Fri 11 Aug 2006, 12:46, archived)
# ^^^this!
omg lol this!
(I helped save b3ta! Schweaty Minge I spunked in your tea! Taste it and see! D:, Fri 11 Aug 2006, 12:50, archived)
# Hehehe
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Fri 11 Aug 2006, 12:45, archived)
# 10 print "error"
20 goto 10;
(waxdart hello., Fri 11 Aug 2006, 12:45, archived)
#
10 cls
20 p. "error";
30 gott 20
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Fri 11 Aug 2006, 12:48, archived)
# mein gott!
20
(I helped save b3ta! Schweaty Minge I spunked in your tea! Taste it and see! D:, Fri 11 Aug 2006, 12:51, archived)
# THat'll teach me to be a smartarse!
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Fri 11 Aug 2006, 12:52, archived)
# haha!
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Fri 11 Aug 2006, 12:45, archived)
# Rare moment of hummus
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Fri 11 Aug 2006, 12:52, archived)
# Hahahahahaha!
*obeys*


*does the Sudoku much faster than the bloke sitting next to him*
(I helped save b3ta! Afinkawan Yes I can hear you Clem Fandango, Fri 11 Aug 2006, 12:54, archived)
# Haven't done todays yet
but Friday's is normally the hardest.
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Fri 11 Aug 2006, 12:56, archived)
# I hate Nemi
SOOOOOO MUCH!
(Geek Tragedy hey look they don't allow html in the sig., Fri 11 Aug 2006, 13:06, archived)
# Ex goth
me
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Fri 11 Aug 2006, 13:10, archived)
# pffffffft.
^ this
(I helped save b3ta! Doc G and Sid the Monkey may contain traces of spatula, Fri 11 Aug 2006, 13:06, archived)
# ...
there are norks today! *shocked*
(the_moodster its hard to be clever and witty in such a small sp, Fri 11 Aug 2006, 13:12, archived)
# I know
I still can't get the pages appart!
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Fri 11 Aug 2006, 13:29, archived)
# Hahahaha
(I helped save b3ta! Walrus Man Think hippy thoughts, Fri 11 Aug 2006, 12:56, archived)