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# He really aint very tall
(I helped save b3ta! mugatu, Mon 21 Aug 2006, 21:46, archived)
# noice
(Londingham ., Mon 21 Aug 2006, 21:47, archived)
# Hahah!
Oh noes! I haven't made anything for my 4k post yet! :O
(I helped save b3ta! davew27 hevosen kuva!, Mon 21 Aug 2006, 21:47, archived)
# well get to it then! :)
(I helped save b3ta! mugatu, Mon 21 Aug 2006, 21:47, archived)
# I was going to make an animation with real model cars
But it's too dark now :(
(I helped save b3ta! davew27 hevosen kuva!, Mon 21 Aug 2006, 21:49, archived)
# Use a desk lamp
or a glowing orb of energy
(I helped save b3ta! Willwillwritehiswill An arse like a slapped face., Mon 21 Aug 2006, 21:49, archived)
# a car?
:P
ninja ning!

POW!

EDIT: where are my manners!? woo pic.
(I helped save b3ta! Willwillwritehiswill An arse like a slapped face., Mon 21 Aug 2006, 21:48, archived)
# nekkid teim
it's the law
(I helped save b3ta! swaza I'm bad, I'm bad. You know it. I'm bad., Mon 21 Aug 2006, 21:48, archived)
# that's 5k
... or is it?
(I helped save b3ta! Willwillwritehiswill An arse like a slapped face., Mon 21 Aug 2006, 21:49, archived)
# no
THE LAW™ requires nekkidness at all times
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Mon 21 Aug 2006, 21:50, archived)
# every time is nekkid teim
(I helped save b3ta! swaza I'm bad, I'm bad. You know it. I'm bad., Mon 21 Aug 2006, 21:50, archived)
# hahaha you bloody wish!
(I helped save b3ta! Reckless_Rik, Mon 21 Aug 2006, 21:52, archived)
# wha?
my body is a photoshop temple
(I helped save b3ta! swaza I'm bad, I'm bad. You know it. I'm bad., Mon 21 Aug 2006, 21:53, archived)
# that is 100 percent REAL
(I helped save b3ta! mugatu, Mon 21 Aug 2006, 21:53, archived)
# *flexes*
/buff
(I helped save b3ta! swaza I'm bad, I'm bad. You know it. I'm bad., Mon 21 Aug 2006, 21:54, archived)
# WaspBox CHOP!
(I helped save b3ta! Reckless_Rik, Mon 21 Aug 2006, 21:54, archived)
# hahahahahahah
(I helped save b3ta! mugatu, Mon 21 Aug 2006, 21:56, archived)
# pffffffffffffft!!!!!
hahahaha
(I helped save b3ta! swaza I'm bad, I'm bad. You know it. I'm bad., Mon 21 Aug 2006, 21:57, archived)
# Hahaha to both!
:)
(I helped save b3ta! in vino veritas, Mon 21 Aug 2006, 21:58, archived)
# hahahah I love that
(I helped save b3ta! Reckless_Rik, Mon 21 Aug 2006, 21:58, archived)
# Pfffffffffthahahahahahaha!
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Mon 21 Aug 2006, 22:04, archived)
# Well it's 5k
according to Jessie
(Pan Dimensional Mouse Currently existing in 13 dimensions as of, Mon 21 Aug 2006, 21:55, archived)
# but i hit 5000 years ago
(I helped save b3ta! swaza I'm bad, I'm bad. You know it. I'm bad., Mon 21 Aug 2006, 22:10, archived)
# was replying to
Willwillwillwill...

teh 5K is officially the nekid tiem
(Pan Dimensional Mouse Currently existing in 13 dimensions as of, Mon 21 Aug 2006, 22:22, archived)
# ^
(I helped save b3ta! M3Essential and The Essentials. LIVE!, Mon 21 Aug 2006, 21:49, archived)
# PLEASE NO
NOOOO NO NO NO NOOOOO
or i'll LEAVE and never return!
(I helped save b3ta! TopUpTheTea you ain't seen me, right?, Mon 21 Aug 2006, 21:50, archived)
# pfft
Photobucket - Video and Image Hosting
He's at your window...
(I helped save b3ta! Willwillwritehiswill An arse like a slapped face., Mon 21 Aug 2006, 21:51, archived)
#
flashes ⇑
(I helped save b3ta! swaza I'm bad, I'm bad. You know it. I'm bad., Mon 21 Aug 2006, 21:51, archived)
# yeah
but you're SEXY
(I helped save b3ta! TopUpTheTea you ain't seen me, right?, Mon 21 Aug 2006, 21:54, archived)
# only with the help of my friend & personal trainer
Mr A. Dobe
(I helped save b3ta! swaza I'm bad, I'm bad. You know it. I'm bad., Mon 21 Aug 2006, 21:55, archived)
# your girlfriends thinks i am a threat
i shouldn't find this amusing (:
(I helped save b3ta! TopUpTheTea you ain't seen me, right?, Mon 21 Aug 2006, 21:57, archived)
# arf
friends? girlfriends? s?

yay!
(I helped save b3ta! swaza I'm bad, I'm bad. You know it. I'm bad., Mon 21 Aug 2006, 21:58, archived)
# coo!
(I helped save b3ta! TopUpTheTea you ain't seen me, right?, Mon 21 Aug 2006, 21:59, archived)
# yay
:¬)
(I helped save b3ta! swaza I'm bad, I'm bad. You know it. I'm bad., Mon 21 Aug 2006, 22:02, archived)
# If that is so
I must break the law
(I helped save b3ta! davew27 hevosen kuva!, Mon 21 Aug 2006, 21:51, archived)
# BE ORIGINAL:
POST NOTHING.
(Dooley, Mon 21 Aug 2006, 21:51, archived)
# Hahaha
(I helped save b3ta! Shada, Mon 21 Aug 2006, 21:47, archived)
# his brother's well fucking short
I almost trod on him in Hamleys several years ago.
He was shopping with the equally short Patsy Kensit at the time.
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Mon 21 Aug 2006, 21:48, archived)
# *yawns*
;)
(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Mon 21 Aug 2006, 21:49, archived)
# You name dropper
I saw Yvette Fielding in the Trafford Centre - top THAT! :)
(I helped save b3ta! in vino veritas, Mon 21 Aug 2006, 21:51, archived)
# Jenny Eclair in Victoria Station?
fuck she`s small
(I helped save b3ta! Reckless_Rik, Mon 21 Aug 2006, 21:52, archived)
# I saw you in a pub 3 times!
(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Mon 21 Aug 2006, 21:52, archived)
# Hahaha
OK then. You win :)
(I helped save b3ta! in vino veritas, Mon 21 Aug 2006, 21:54, archived)
# I was hanging out with Elizabeth Shue last night
(I helped save b3ta! M3Essential and The Essentials. LIVE!, Mon 21 Aug 2006, 21:53, archived)
# ha!
I wasn't name dropping, seeing that tosspot almost ruined my day out.

If I wanted to name drop I would astound you with my story of meeting Cheryl Baker.
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Mon 21 Aug 2006, 21:54, archived)
# but you are still making your mind up about that one
(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Mon 21 Aug 2006, 21:55, archived)
# !
What *the* Cheryl Baker?
(Pan Dimensional Mouse Currently existing in 13 dimensions as of, Mon 21 Aug 2006, 21:56, archived)
# Oooh Mr Toast
do tell!

*awaits agog*
(I helped save b3ta! in vino veritas, Mon 21 Aug 2006, 21:56, archived)
# well,
I was at a shopping centre....

and I saw Cheryl Baker.


I can still feel the warmth of her celebrity glow. Truly the highlight of my life.
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Mon 21 Aug 2006, 21:59, archived)
# Did you
talk to her or... touch her?
(I helped save b3ta! in vino veritas, Mon 21 Aug 2006, 22:00, archived)
# no,
but my mate pointed and said "thats Cheryl Baker"
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Mon 21 Aug 2006, 22:07, archived)
# I met Jimmy Savile at the Leeds Love Parade about 5 years ago.
He was walking around wearing Superman Pajamas. What a guy!
(I helped save b3ta! mugatu, Mon 21 Aug 2006, 22:00, archived)
# I saw Mark Curry in Leeds train station
and I overheard him say (this is god's honest truth)
quick, hurry up before I get recognised.

this was about 10 years after he left blue peter
(I helped save b3ta! swaza I'm bad, I'm bad. You know it. I'm bad., Mon 21 Aug 2006, 22:09, archived)
# Hahaha
But you recognised him, didn't you? :)
(I helped save b3ta! in vino veritas, Mon 21 Aug 2006, 22:11, archived)
# it was when he said that
and me and miss swaza recognised the voice, but couldn't place it exactly. He had his hoodie pulled up, so I moved round a bit and spotted his ginger hair. he also had dark glasses on to disguise his celebrityness
(I helped save b3ta! swaza I'm bad, I'm bad. You know it. I'm bad., Mon 21 Aug 2006, 22:14, archived)
# Ha ha
I said maybe
You're gonna be the one who saves me
And after all
I'm not very tall
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Mon 21 Aug 2006, 21:49, archived)
# pffft
(I helped save b3ta! mugatu, Mon 21 Aug 2006, 21:50, archived)
# hahaha
i still can't work out what you've changed! (;
(I helped save b3ta! TopUpTheTea you ain't seen me, right?, Mon 21 Aug 2006, 21:49, archived)
# Arf/chuckle
he looks cute
rather than an ugly mofo
(I helped save b3ta! Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Mon 21 Aug 2006, 21:49, archived)
# Hahahaha!
Top Shop!
(Dooley, Mon 21 Aug 2006, 21:50, archived)
# Awwww
cute!

I like pocket-sized men :)
(I helped save b3ta! in vino veritas, Mon 21 Aug 2006, 21:52, archived)
# *dances*
(I helped save b3ta! mugatu, Mon 21 Aug 2006, 21:54, archived)
# hahaha
brilliant
(I helped save b3ta! swaza I'm bad, I'm bad. You know it. I'm bad., Mon 21 Aug 2006, 21:52, archived)
# Still ugly as a monkey's arse, though.
 
An ugly monkey's arse.

woo!
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Mon 21 Aug 2006, 22:19, archived)