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# Stingrays are very territorial
(Musk ox hygene inspector, Mon 4 Sep 2006, 14:15, archived)
# Jesus fuck
Seams
Filesize
Bindun so many times I'm surprised there's anything more than a bloody pulp remaining

Edit: Sorry if I'm being harsh, but that was a very unwise first post.
(I helped save b3ta! Walrus Man Think hippy thoughts, Mon 4 Sep 2006, 14:16, archived)
# ^this
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Mon 4 Sep 2006, 14:19, archived)
# ^This^
b3ta.com/board/6293523
(I helped save b3ta! NinjaBadger hides in the bushes and gives you TB., Mon 4 Sep 2006, 14:23, archived)
# you
delurked for that?!
(I helped save b3ta! Afinkawan Yes I can hear you Clem Fandango, Mon 4 Sep 2006, 14:16, archived)
# ^ and this
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Mon 4 Sep 2006, 14:19, archived)
# fuck off
(likeajackhammer, Mon 4 Sep 2006, 14:16, archived)
# ^ and this also
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Mon 4 Sep 2006, 14:19, archived)
# *ahem*
(I helped save b3ta! MontyyouterribleCUNT I gave Jeremy Kyle cancer, Mon 4 Sep 2006, 14:18, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Mon 4 Sep 2006, 14:19, archived)
# what the jesus cunt is that?
(I helped save b3ta! MontyyouterribleCUNT I gave Jeremy Kyle cancer, Mon 4 Sep 2006, 14:20, archived)
# the new logo of the anti nazi league.
like it?
(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Mon 4 Sep 2006, 14:21, archived)
# I bow before your superior skills and imagination!
(Professor Kenny Martin Hmm? What?, Mon 4 Sep 2006, 14:22, archived)
# ;)
(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Mon 4 Sep 2006, 14:23, archived)
# it's, er, lovely
as my girlfriend says: "how did you get something as crap as that so large?"
(I helped save b3ta! MontyyouterribleCUNT I gave Jeremy Kyle cancer, Mon 4 Sep 2006, 14:23, archived)
# haven't you seen the rate of inflation nowadays?
(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Mon 4 Sep 2006, 14:24, archived)
# FILTHY REPOSTING WHORE!!!!
:)
(I helped save b3ta! The Rabid Ferret of Doom is no longer a badger, Mon 4 Sep 2006, 14:21, archived)
# happy b3taday
:)
(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Mon 4 Sep 2006, 14:22, archived)
# The siiiiizzzzeeeeee!!!!!
(I helped save b3ta! Walrus Man Think hippy thoughts, Mon 4 Sep 2006, 14:21, archived)
# too small for you?
(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Mon 4 Sep 2006, 14:22, archived)
# Animate it!!
and its a bmp..
*falling in love*
(Gtancx is tout simplement an anagram for Txangc, Mon 4 Sep 2006, 14:25, archived)
# *runs away very fast*
(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Mon 4 Sep 2006, 14:29, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! MrA, Mon 4 Sep 2006, 14:19, archived)
# ^definately this
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Mon 4 Sep 2006, 14:19, archived)
# Yeah - see
Its needlessly arrogant, self-important, overly-aggressive crap like that that stops noobs from continuing to post.

And then people bemoan how B3ta's just full of same-old, same-old.

FFs.
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Mon 4 Sep 2006, 14:21, archived)
# no bandwagons?
omg

I could never post again

*cries*
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Mon 4 Sep 2006, 14:26, archived)
# Alright, 2 newbie questions.


1) whats a cdcs?
2) I dare ask what you mean by Glass cock. On the off chance it actually means a cock made of glass, ignore question 2.
(I helped save b3ta! AutoPrawn is glad we're living in the future now, Mon 4 Sep 2006, 14:28, archived)
# CDC = crudely drawn cock (3 pubes per bollock and must be magenta... apparently)
check www.4rthur.com cos there's a b3ta slang/swear dictionary :)
(likeajackhammer, Mon 4 Sep 2006, 14:32, archived)
# 2 newbie answers
Hello new person. Please read our FAQ. Cheers.

CDC: Crudely Drawn Cock. Usually in magenta, with approximately 3 large black lines for pubes, and often shown in the act of spluffing.

Glass Cock. www.glassco.cx is your friend. Maybe.
(I helped save b3ta! The Blue Aardvark Unavoidably detained by reality, Mon 4 Sep 2006, 14:36, archived)
# haha!
Eye offending over-optimisation for the win
(I helped save b3ta! Kamikaze Stoat £4.09, Mon 4 Sep 2006, 14:40, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Mon 4 Sep 2006, 14:18, archived)
# ^it wouldn't be complete without this
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Mon 4 Sep 2006, 14:20, archived)
# haha!
(I helped save b3ta! Dr. Strange Now Fully ISO 3103 Compliant!, Mon 4 Sep 2006, 14:28, archived)
# Oh my...
...is he dead or something? what's happened?
(sitonit, Mon 4 Sep 2006, 14:19, archived)
# Rupert Murdoch was killed by an ill-tempered mutated seabass!
(likeajackhammer, Mon 4 Sep 2006, 14:20, archived)
# I will sleep..
easier
(sitonit, Mon 4 Sep 2006, 14:21, archived)
# Apparently
Charlene from Neighbours has been killed by Captain Scarlet.
(I helped save b3ta! Afinkawan Yes I can hear you Clem Fandango, Mon 4 Sep 2006, 14:20, archived)
# pffffft
*wheezes*
(I helped save b3ta! MrA, Mon 4 Sep 2006, 14:24, archived)
# and then he bummed her remains while scott watched
all this happened while stephen hawkins and madge bishop were hitting each other's legs with mechanic arms fitted my Drake Remoray
(likeajackhammer, Mon 4 Sep 2006, 14:24, archived)
# ITS CALLED THE FUCKING NEWS
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Mon 4 Sep 2006, 14:20, archived)
# You waited all that time to post this?
I think I love you
(I helped save b3ta! Geoff the Clownfish You know Myra, some people might think you're cute, Mon 4 Sep 2006, 14:19, archived)
# *Head in hands*
I must get an image for this...
(I helped save b3ta! The Glum Reaper cannot solve your problem because he has no jam, Mon 4 Sep 2006, 14:19, archived)
# HOW is a jpg this big?
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 4 Sep 2006, 14:26, archived)