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From the Aliens on Earth challenge. See all 409 entries (closed)

(1.618..., Mon 9 Oct 2006, 14:19, archived)
# wow
she moves fast
(I helped save b3ta! Aphex The Mink Snackless, Mon 9 Oct 2006, 14:19, archived)
# She does in bed
I can tell yah!

her and Jo Brand ... ick ick ick


sod it ... you know I still would!
(I helped save b3ta! Far Out Slave last ate at, Mon 9 Oct 2006, 14:22, archived)
# gaaaah!
*SUPER UBER SPLUFF TO END ALL SPLUFFS*

i need a lie down now
(I helped save b3ta! Inigo Montoya Would wear you like a hat. A HAT!!!, Mon 9 Oct 2006, 14:24, archived)
# from behind
i would.
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Mon 9 Oct 2006, 14:27, archived)
# rohypnol will sort that...
(likeajackhammer, Mon 9 Oct 2006, 14:28, archived)
# *takes rohypnol*
it's not doing anythispdjgpofvmsdsdsdf
(I helped save b3ta! Far Out Slave last ate at, Mon 9 Oct 2006, 14:29, archived)
# *bums til rectal wall collapses*
(likeajackhammer, Mon 9 Oct 2006, 14:30, archived)
# *wakes*
*looks in mirror to see goatse*
AAAAAAAAAARGGHHHH!!
(I helped save b3ta! Far Out Slave last ate at, Mon 9 Oct 2006, 14:40, archived)
# it would certainly help
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Mon 9 Oct 2006, 14:20, archived)
# she's got a case of Heron Flight
(I helped save b3ta! GrandmaOfShoes, Mon 9 Oct 2006, 14:25, archived)
# a whole case?
(I helped save b3ta! Aphex The Mink Snackless, Mon 9 Oct 2006, 14:26, archived)
# however she overfilled her case with said Heron Flight
causing a massive Heron Flight explosion on opening of her case
(I helped save b3ta! GrandmaOfShoes, Mon 9 Oct 2006, 14:26, archived)
# wtf is Heron Flight?
I've been in a meeting all day
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Mon 9 Oct 2006, 14:26, archived)
# ^this^
also mystified.
(I helped save b3ta! spanishfly is so fucking sexy people impersonate him, Mon 9 Oct 2006, 14:28, archived)
# Heron Flight now legal in all countries except Uzbekistan
(I helped save b3ta! GrandmaOfShoes, Mon 9 Oct 2006, 14:29, archived)
# damn
*cancels order intended for the enslaved notary public of Uzbekistan*
(I helped save b3ta! Inigo Montoya Would wear you like a hat. A HAT!!!, Mon 9 Oct 2006, 14:35, archived)
# I don't know either...
(I helped save b3ta! Fork Has lost his bash virginity!, Mon 9 Oct 2006, 14:33, archived)
# Heron Flight is the new "he's on fucking fire!"
which in tern, was the new black.
(I helped save b3ta! mugatu, Mon 9 Oct 2006, 14:35, archived)
# That's given me thoughts...
Aaaahhh, Holly.
(Doctor Frinkelstein (Not a real Doctor), Mon 9 Oct 2006, 14:28, archived)
# from
Red Dwarf???? You spluff over Normal Lovitt?



want a club members badge?
(I helped save b3ta! Far Out Slave last ate at, Mon 9 Oct 2006, 14:30, archived)
# Holly?
That's my dog's name.
(I helped save b3ta! The Blue Aardvark Unavoidably detained by reality, Mon 9 Oct 2006, 14:49, archived)
# the cock should stay still
and the hand should move up it

*has a degree in Magenta Studies*
(I helped save b3ta! gaijintendo Regular Member, Mon 9 Oct 2006, 14:30, archived)
# go for it
source is at gifdump
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Mon 9 Oct 2006, 14:31, archived)
# thanks for saying that site's NSFW
(I helped save b3ta! Aphex The Mink Snackless, Mon 9 Oct 2006, 14:37, archived)
# I didn't give a site!
and yes - it is NSFW
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Mon 9 Oct 2006, 14:58, archived)
# and loop it in an eternal wankspluff motion
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Mon 9 Oct 2006, 14:39, archived)
# i would pay good money to do that in real life.

also what the fuck has happened to saturday morning kids TV? it's all fucking cooking programs.
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Mon 9 Oct 2006, 14:36, archived)
# would they cater for alien words?
they don't allow french.
(I helped save b3ta! Sunshine Elephant, Mon 9 Oct 2006, 14:20, archived)
# thank god
(I helped save b3ta! TopUpTheTea you ain't seen me, right?, Mon 9 Oct 2006, 14:21, archived)
# mon dieu!
though i'd like to see a frenchman appear on countdown and try and have a cheeky go at using a bit of the ol' french.

or an outraged alien insist that his conundrum answer does exist.
(I helped save b3ta! Sunshine Elephant, Mon 9 Oct 2006, 14:22, archived)
# and cheating on the maths (:
(I helped save b3ta! TopUpTheTea you ain't seen me, right?, Mon 9 Oct 2006, 14:28, archived)
# how many boobs does she have now then?
(I helped save b3ta! TopUpTheTea you ain't seen me, right?, Mon 9 Oct 2006, 14:21, archived)
# not enough to go round
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Mon 9 Oct 2006, 14:21, archived)
# Heron Flight has been attributed to Carol Vorderman's hypnotic gaze which affect 100% of workshy doleys
(I helped save b3ta! GrandmaOfShoes, Mon 9 Oct 2006, 14:21, archived)
# That's Numberwang!
(I helped save b3ta! P3te "the Meat", Mon 9 Oct 2006, 14:21, archived)
# no...
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Mon 9 Oct 2006, 14:22, archived)
# 42.6
(I helped save b3ta! McBadger COW, Mon 9 Oct 2006, 14:26, archived)
# you can play for real here...
www.bbc.co.uk/comedy/thatmitchellandwebbsite/
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Mon 9 Oct 2006, 14:27, archived)