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# Missed last weeks compo...ahhh well
(TeabagSalad Never teabag a troll, Tue 24 Oct 2006, 15:49, archived)
# you didn't miss
a very old joke though
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Tue 24 Oct 2006, 15:50, archived)
# Extremely
'noon all:)
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Tue 24 Oct 2006, 16:12, archived)
# I just went into the kitchen in our office
and the girl in front of me was making a cup of tea
As she reached up to get the sugar, one of her legs fell off and rolled under the Fridge

Should I tell her?
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Tue 24 Oct 2006, 15:53, archived)
# One of her Legs?!
And she didnt notice when she stood up?

*edit* Occured to me she may be crippled. To avoid Hull, how does one not notice losing a leg?
(I helped save b3ta! AutoPrawn is glad we're living in the future now, Tue 24 Oct 2006, 15:54, archived)
#
www.b3ta.com/board/6456561
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Tue 24 Oct 2006, 15:55, archived)
# or perhaps this is a joke
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Tue 24 Oct 2006, 15:56, archived)
# If it's not yours?
(I helped save b3ta! Afinkawan Yes I can hear you Clem Fandango, Tue 24 Oct 2006, 15:56, archived)
# Poor girl
Having to work until the divorce settlement comes through.
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Tue 24 Oct 2006, 16:15, archived)
# hehe
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Tue 24 Oct 2006, 15:54, archived)
# was it a chocolate leg?


Edit: Search 'b3ta' on amazon.COM
(I helped save b3ta! gaijintendo Regular Member, Tue 24 Oct 2006, 15:54, archived)
# Well, that's a bit off aint it?
"505 Unbelievably Stupid Web Pages"
(I helped save b3ta! Mart No Fool No posts but lots of stalks recently., Tue 24 Oct 2006, 16:11, archived)
# yes
(Onionring Um Pa!, Tue 24 Oct 2006, 15:54, archived)
# she doesn't have a leg to stand on
or something
(I helped save b3ta! Nonny Mouse. -- Scared as a Shitting Scorpion, Tue 24 Oct 2006, 15:56, archived)
# Knock one out on it
When she puts it back, your quest to cover the earth with your spawn will have begun
(I helped save b3ta! fuscous, Tue 24 Oct 2006, 15:56, archived)
# She was Heather McCartney
AICMFP
(I helped save b3ta! Inigo Montoya Would wear you like a hat. A HAT!!!, Tue 24 Oct 2006, 15:57, archived)
# ooh, piss :(
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Tue 24 Oct 2006, 15:59, archived)
# nah,
after the divorce she'll be able to afford a diamond-encrusted replacement
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Tue 24 Oct 2006, 15:58, archived)
# arf!
(I helped save b3ta! Inigo Montoya Would wear you like a hat. A HAT!!!, Tue 24 Oct 2006, 16:01, archived)
# i said it fell out
not fell off
(I helped save b3ta! Aphex The Mink Snackless, Tue 24 Oct 2006, 16:02, archived)
# I know
I was having a "moment"

33ish
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Tue 24 Oct 2006, 16:11, archived)
# Wanker.
(dara o'briain, Tue 24 Oct 2006, 15:55, archived)
# that's a bit harsh
you bellend
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Tue 24 Oct 2006, 15:56, archived)
# calling people namses is badzorz...
you fucking GOON!
(likeajackhammer, Tue 24 Oct 2006, 16:04, archived)
# exactly
cockbag!
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Tue 24 Oct 2006, 16:06, archived)
# WTF?
(I helped save b3ta! Geoff the Clownfish You know Myra, some people might think you're cute, Tue 24 Oct 2006, 15:59, archived)
# .
(I helped save b3ta! PastorSauce : easy on the anchovies..., Tue 24 Oct 2006, 16:00, archived)
# i bet God couldnt kill this kittin!
*wanks away*
(I helped save b3ta! Inigo Montoya Would wear you like a hat. A HAT!!!, Tue 24 Oct 2006, 16:02, archived)
# do you also have
a Start Wanking pic?
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Tue 24 Oct 2006, 16:02, archived)
# Now that...
...is a good idea. For a whole range of "wanking advocacy" promotional material.

And producing it will surely save me from myself...

/diddles furtively
(I helped save b3ta! PastorSauce : easy on the anchovies..., Tue 24 Oct 2006, 16:05, archived)