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[challenge entry] the world's smallest violin, playing the world's saddest song just for the good folks at Virgin PR

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(I helped save b3ta! kingsuperspecial is in an audience, wanking furiously, Fri 27 Oct 2006, 14:11, archived)
# Hahahahah!
(I helped save b3ta! Kamikaze Stoat £4.09, Fri 27 Oct 2006, 14:11, archived)
[challenge entry] Has this one been done yet?
It has now,
(I helped save b3ta! Smallbrainfield, Fri 27 Oct 2006, 14:14, archived)
# it says "by"
am i missing something?
(I helped save b3ta! Nonny Mouse. -- Scared as a Shitting Scorpion, Fri 27 Oct 2006, 14:15, archived)
# A willy?
ZING!
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 27 Oct 2006, 14:17, archived)
# Yes
I am missing Zing.
(I helped save b3ta! Nonny Mouse. -- Scared as a Shitting Scorpion, Fri 27 Oct 2006, 14:18, archived)
# It's because you're old.
Sorry, I'm in a good mood today because I bought a fantastic little fifties pin up dress yesterday and it was reduced!

Oh, and I'm not pregnant, which is a load off my mind.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 27 Oct 2006, 14:20, archived)
# You won't get pregnant if he shoots his load into your mind
He needs to spunk it up your cunt, the fool
(I helped save b3ta! wefbhweiufhweiu party, Fri 27 Oct 2006, 14:21, archived)
# you could write for mills and boon
(I helped save b3ta! Derek Monte subthread killer: qu'est-ce que c'est, Fri 27 Oct 2006, 14:25, archived)
# HI HO SILVER
YOU GOT ME LONE RANGER
RIDING ON DOWN
TO RESCUE MEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
(I helped save b3ta! wefbhweiufhweiu party, Fri 27 Oct 2006, 14:26, archived)
# :( You make no sense.
And I don't have a c-word, that's an ugly word.

I have a mimsy, a lulu or a pussy. Nice words.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 27 Oct 2006, 14:25, archived)
# growlbox?
(I helped save b3ta! Derek Monte subthread killer: qu'est-ce que c'est, Fri 27 Oct 2006, 14:26, archived)
# Badness.
Plus it reminds me of my mum's old teddybear that growled when you squeezed his tummy.

I love threadbear.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 27 Oct 2006, 14:28, archived)
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(I helped save b3ta! wefbhweiufhweiu party, Fri 27 Oct 2006, 14:27, archived)
# I know you are but what am I?
:D
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 27 Oct 2006, 14:28, archived)
# YOUR NAME IS STEVEN.
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Fri 27 Oct 2006, 14:30, archived)
# MY NAME IS NOT STEVEN.
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Fri 27 Oct 2006, 14:32, archived)
# You amuse me more than 98% of b3tans
That's so sad.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 27 Oct 2006, 14:36, archived)
# a dogfelching titfinger
(I helped save b3ta! wefbhweiufhweiu party, Fri 27 Oct 2006, 14:43, archived)
# I know you are but what am I?
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 27 Oct 2006, 14:47, archived)
#
www.b3ta.com/board/6468522
(I helped save b3ta! wefbhweiufhweiu party, Fri 27 Oct 2006, 15:00, archived)
# I like hairy pie.
Yes I do.
(I helped save b3ta! F5 F5 F5 Can't be arsed., Fri 27 Oct 2006, 14:32, archived)
# we can soon sort that out!
:D
(I helped save b3ta! Derek Monte subthread killer: qu'est-ce que c'est, Fri 27 Oct 2006, 14:23, archived)
# 'noon, Cap'n!
*hugs*
(Professor Kenny Martin Hmm? What?, Fri 27 Oct 2006, 14:18, archived)
# *hugs*
Good arvo KerrrrrBLAMMO!
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 27 Oct 2006, 14:24, archived)
# I think it's so you can have your post and then,
by [insert screen name here]

we need another one afterwards with [insert age here] and 3/4.
(I helped save b3ta! Fluffy elephants, Fri 27 Oct 2006, 14:18, archived)
# That is tiny!
(I helped save b3ta! Fluffy elephants, Fri 27 Oct 2006, 14:13, archived)
# You are Beadle's manicurist
AICMFP
(I helped save b3ta! Derek Monte subthread killer: qu'est-ce que c'est, Fri 27 Oct 2006, 14:15, archived)
# Haha. Wow.
Imagine having that job.
(I helped save b3ta! Fluffy elephants, Fri 27 Oct 2006, 14:16, archived)
# Muah-ha-ha-ha-ha!
(I helped save b3ta! Afinkawan Yes I can hear you Clem Fandango, Fri 27 Oct 2006, 14:15, archived)
# *just read the story*
That is fantastic. We couldn't have got better free advertising if we'd paid with small children's lovely brain juices.

Join B3ta- Make Multi Billion Dollar Corporations Cry.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 27 Oct 2006, 14:16, archived)
# Indeed.
(I helped save b3ta! Afinkawan Yes I can hear you Clem Fandango, Fri 27 Oct 2006, 14:19, archived)
# here's the tears
(I helped save b3ta! kingsuperspecial is in an audience, wanking furiously, Fri 27 Oct 2006, 14:24, archived)
# where can I read the story??
(I helped save b3ta! Wildyles is back to rimming chimps, Fri 27 Oct 2006, 14:25, archived)
# at least here (maybe other places too)
www.theinquirer.net/default.aspx?article=35359
(I helped save b3ta! kingsuperspecial is in an audience, wanking furiously, Fri 27 Oct 2006, 14:29, archived)
# Shirley
Someone has to get the prizes, or there has been a breach of contract somewhere.

Rither that, if people have legitimately entered a competition with advertized prizes, and then the prizes are not forthcoming, I would go as far as saying that a fraud has been comitted.
(I helped save b3ta! F5 F5 F5 Can't be arsed., Fri 27 Oct 2006, 14:39, archived)
# indeed
what we going to do?
****i declare myself the winner - any objections?****
(I helped save b3ta! kingsuperspecial is in an audience, wanking furiously, Fri 27 Oct 2006, 14:55, archived)
# No objections.
I call second
(I helped save b3ta! The Coast Of Yemen, Fri 27 Oct 2006, 15:00, archived)
# Give it to ME!
(I helped save b3ta! kinks rock over London, rock on Chicago, Fri 27 Oct 2006, 17:30, archived)